Chapter 43: I'm going to marry Master
When I woke up, I was lying on the bed I knew best, with a few people waiting for me. This rough service is to pinch and feed me the decoction at the right time. I couldn't taste the decoction when I was unconscious, but when I woke up, I really tasted the decoction.
I said, "This medicine is really bitter."
The little disciple who took care of me took out a clean cloth bag from his waist, and embroidered a small purple red flower on the sky blue cloth bag, which was shaped like a fluttering butterfly. I've never seen this flower before, but I think it's beautiful. The little disciple took out a small piece of crystal silver crystal rock candy and handed it directly to my lips, and I smiled unceremoniously.
The little disciple asked: Is it sweet?
I said, "Sweet!"
The little disciple said, "Hehe, as long as the senior brother likes it."
Senior brother, few people really call me senior brother. I suddenly looked up and looked at the little fellow, whose little pink face was covered with two large purple grape-like eyes, his pupils were light brown, the bridge of his nose was straight, and his lips were red and his teeth were white.
I wiped my saliva and asked: I saw you face to face, I haven't seen you in the valley before, which department are you?
The little disciple said, "I only entered the valley two years ago, and after entering the valley, I studied medicine with Doctor Wang, so my brother hasn't seen me much."
I said, "Oh——, no wonder." Then you haven't seen me yet.
The little disciple said, "Although I have never seen it, I have heard of it."
I beckoned, and I knew that there was naturally nothing good to say about the gossip in the valley without asking. At first, the people in the valley regarded me as a monster, but after a long time, they found that I was no different from everyone except that I looked a little weird and had more physical problems. However, because Master always took me with him, many disciples were jealous and jealous.
I said, "You should study your medical skills well, although that Doctor Wang has excellent medical skills, he still lacks a little bit, and you see that he has not cured my illness for so many years."
The little disciple said: Senior brother's illness is indeed tricky.
I said: I don't count on Old Man Wang anymore, it's been so many years, and I haven't put a single fart. I hope you little guy can come out of the blue.
The little disciple bowed his head and didn't dare to say more. My illness is a hot potato, so hot that it can burn others, Doctor Wang was originally the imperial court doctor, and was kicked out of Chang'an for some reasons that are not suitable for children, but the technology is still well-known. When I was a child, I suspected that Dr. Wang was a straw bale, so he proved to me that I was a straw bale. When I realized that Dr. Wang was already a top doctor, I also realized that there was no one in the world who could heal me.
I said, "My name is Jiangshan, what's your name?"
The little disciple said, "Go sick."
I said, "Going sick?"
The little disciple said: "The illness was given by Doctor Wang after entering the valley, and I was originally called... Call... Ye Xiaoshuang.
I rolled around in bed laughing. In fact, I am not qualified to make fun of Xiaoshuang's name, although Xiaoshuang is a little vulgar, but people with vulgar names are easy to live a long life. But my father gave me a name that swallowed mountains and rivers, but unfortunately my life was too thin to suppress. If my father named me Jiang Mazi at that time, Jiang Xiaoer might not have so many disasters and difficulties.
The little disciple was so ashamed that his face was pink.
I said: Hahahaha, will I tell you to go sick in the future, or Xiaoshuang?
The little disciple said: Senior brother can shout whatever he wants.
I said, "Go sick, go sick and it sounds better."
He was six years younger than me, and his family was poor, but he was clever and studious, and he was also sparse and beautiful. By the time Master came to see me, I was already familiar with the sickness. Master was amazed at my social skills, and he said that he was the shyest child in the Valley of Despair, and even the Master himself could only say a word or two to him. And it only took me a few days to get the sickness to gush in front of me.
I think I might think I'm sick, but he happens to be a doctor, so he cares about me very much.
After a month, I was able to eat and sleep for a while. Then like a mad monkey, dangling from tree to tree. The people of the Valley of Despair have long been accustomed to my strange behavior, and only some disciples who have just entered the valley are squatting under the trees to watch, and some of them are sick.
I shouted happily from the tree: I learned, I learned.
He looked up and said, "Senior brother is so powerful."
Master said, "Master Wei remembers that when you were 10 years old, you learned a section of light exercises, and now you can truly understand this first section.
I spat lightly in the palm of my hand, habitually straightened my hairstyle, and then spread my arms to my heart's content, jumping from the trunk of a tree more than ten meters high.
I triumphantly approached Master.
I said, "I didn't study seriously before, but now it's different, and tomorrow I have to study the second paragraph."
Master said, "I hope you can learn the six stages in one sitting."
I said, "That's nature."
I handed the jujube in my palm to Master and looked at him expectantly. Master took the dates, wiped them on my sleeve, and then stuffed them into his mouth and took a big bite.
I put on a flattering expression and watched the life of a jujube end under Master's lips and teeth.
I asked: Is it delicious?
Master said, "What do you want to change for a date, food, clothing or fun?"
I said, "Neither."
Master said, "Since it's neither, let's go back to the house and study hard."
I said, "Master...... I want to go out of the valley.
Master said, "What are you going to do in the valley?"
I said: I want to save Xiaofengfeng.
Master said, "It's up to you?"
I said, "Otherwise, Master will go with me?" If Master goes in person, he will definitely be able to, he will definitely be able to rescue Xiao Fengfeng.
The master said, "If your knife falls into the hands of others, how can you ask for it for the master to get it back for you?"
I said: Xiao Fengfeng is not a knife, he is a human being, and he is my friend.
Master said, "No matter what, he is suffering because of you, and you should save him yourself, but now is not the time."
I asked: When, when will he be tortured to death by the Flying Eagle Gang?
Master said, "Wait until you have learned the six sections."
I said, "How long does it take to learn?"
Master said, "You are so talented and intelligent, you don't need to understand one paragraph in one day, and six paragraphs are very fast."
(I studied six paragraphs for three years.) )
In the middle of March, the peach blossom forest in the valley is blooming luxuriantly, speaking of this peach blossom forest there is a small story, when I first entered the valley, there was no peach blossom forest, that was a vegetable garden, my master just likes to study vegetables, obviously is one of the best figures in the martial arts, but always has the ideal ambition of the rural villager. I think that the biggest reason why Master set up a gang in this uninhabited place deep in the mountains and old forests is that there is a lot of land to grow vegetables, and later he recruited many disciples because there is too much land and he can't be busy alone. By the time I entered the valley, the Valley of Despair was already a vibrant vegetable garden, but I was a scholar, and I didn't like the way of the peasant, just like whenever I took a volume of poems and read it carefully, such as the poem "The shadow is sparse and the water is shallow, and the dark fragrance floats in the moon and dusk". Then I looked out of the window in a fit of intoxication, and not far away, a white cabbage was standing still. After that, I secretly vowed to eat up the cabbage garden and plant my favorite peach blossoms.
In the first two years of planting peach blossoms, Master would always stand in this peach forest for a moment when the flowers were in full bloom, and muttered a few words: What a good cabbage garden, it's a pity.
In the third year, I put a sign at the entrance of Taolin: it is strictly forbidden for dogs and jade-faced little white dragons to enter.
The peach blossoms were beautiful, the pink petals were like the soft lips of a woman, and some of them opened their mouths to laugh, some closed their lips and were silent, and some of them opened their lips as if they wanted to whisper to me. As soon as the wind blew, the amorous peach girl danced with the wind and left the branches.
I picked up the peach blossoms that had sunk to the ground and filled the entire bamboo basket. At this time, I always use peach blossoms to make some dishes, at least to give this conceited, enchanting, amorous and ruthless peach blossom a good home. However, I can only eat, not cook, so I have to bother Master to come forward to guide me every time.
I pulled Master into the kitchen and placed a basket of fallen flowers in front of him.
I said, "Master, I still want to eat the flower cakes, peach blossom porridge, cold flower petals, and vinegar-pickled peach blossoms that you made."
As soon as Master's eyes were closed, he fainted.
I said, "If you teach me one last time this year, I will definitely learn."
Master said, "I swear that this is the last time, and I have the cheekiness to teach you again." As a teacher, I think you may not have much talent in cooking.
I said, "The main thing is that Master's craftsmanship is so good that even if you work hard for ten or eight years, you won't be able to reach one-thousandth of your old man's family." Although the apprentice has no talent, if the master is willing to make it for me, it doesn't matter if he has talent or not, right?
Without saying a word, the master waved his big hand, and with a stroke of internal strength, he directly pressed my head into the flowers, and almost pierced my head directly through the flower basket.
Master said, "Your sycophant skills are getting better and better every year.
I said: Although I~Hmm~Pat the horse~Hmm......
Seeing that I was almost suffocating in the pile of flowers, Master let go of his hand in time and dragged me out.
I said, "Master, you are trying to murder your own disciples."
Master said, "What did you just say?"
I raised the decibel level and said, "Master, you are trying to murder your own disciples!"
Master said, "It's not this sentence, it's the previous one."
I said, "Oh, oh, as I said earlier, although I have profound skills in slapping sycophants, Master, your ass is a tiger's butt and I can't touch it."
Master said, "Well, whatever you want to eat, you can do it yourself."
I begged Master to take care of me, and not to deal with me for the sake of my youth and ignorance.
Master said, "Then Master will give you a chance to perform."
I said, "Okay, Master, please speak."
Master brought out a dish out of nowhere and said, "How about you taste my new vinegared cabbage?"
......
In the quiet of the night, I came to the stable with two flower cakes, and the little spot was excited.
I said, "Son, look what Daddy has brought you."
The son's words with his father are not false at all, and I am extremely satisfied to see that Xiaoban is happy to eat. When it finished chewing, I broke a small piece and handed it to its mouth, and the little spot licked my hand and stopped eating.
I wondered: Why don't you eat it?
Madara looked her head toward the stable next door, and I followed it.
I asked: Do you want me to feed Yu'er too?
Madara licked me approvingly.
Yu'er is Master's horse, a jujube-colored sweaty horse. I touched Yu'er's head, this good horse is indeed different, the muscle line, hair color are outstanding.
I muttered while feeding Yu'er: This cake is also made by your father, do you still like it? For this flower cake, I eat a plate of fried cabbage, in fact, this vinegared cabbage is not unpalatable, but since I ate a garden of cabbage that year, I can't eat it anymore, every time I see it, I feel a little sick to my stomach, maybe I'm afraid of eating.
After saying that, I turned my head sideways to look at Xiao Bian, and the little guy was tilting his head to look at me with a happy face.
I suddenly realized that my son might be in love, and the object was Master's baby Yu'er.
I continued to mutter: My stupid son has grown up and knows that he is in love. But Yu'er, you are a precious breed, good-looking, with long legs and fast running. My stupid son has nothing but stupidity, how can you possibly like it.
Yu'er winked at me.
I asked with some trepidation: You don't like that stupid kid, do you?
Yu'er licked my cheek.
I'm going, I'm going to marry Master!