Chapter 13: I Believe You Are a Ghost!
Boo nodded.
Walked over.
The little face was hideous, and the power of his whole body burst out, converging towards his fist.
Blue scales appeared on the surface of the fist, and it blasted out with a punch.
Bang โโ!
A loud bang is heard!
Dust!
That wall was blasted out of a big hole!
"Forehead ......"
Ye Lingchen was dumbfounded.
What a strong explosiveness!
The force of that punch just now was enough to kill an elephant.
This girl is really scary to be tough.
Ahem......
The dust cleared.
A sloppy old man walked in through the hole in the wall from the outside, staring at Xiao Xiao with bright eyes.
"Little girl, I see that you have a strange skeleton and excellent talent, and the responsibility of saving the Taihao world in the future will depend on you!"
The sloppy old man patted his shoulder seriously.
"Old man, I want to take you as an apprentice, I don't know what you think?"
Looking at this sloppy old man who suddenly broke into his courtyard, Ye Lingchen was angry.
"I believe you're a ghost!"
"You bad old man!"
"Fooling the little girl!"
"Why don't you say that I will be in a yellow robe at the age of twenty and have big fish and meat as my company?"
Ye Lingchen complained disdainfully, picked up the bench and drove people away.
"Fellow Daoist and slow, the old man is your neighbor, don't do it!"
The sloppy old man hurriedly waved his hand to show that he was not a bad person.
"Neighbors?"
Ye Lingchen put down the bench suspiciously: "You also live in another courtyard?"
"Of course. The sloppy old man touched his gray goatee and said with a dry smile: "You are here in Lingchen Courtyard, and I am in the Sloppy Courtyard, hehe, we are all students of Garland Academy." โ
Sloppy Courtyard ......
Ye Lingchen thought about it, he had really seen this courtyard, it was next door.
As for you saying that you are a student of Garland Academy, uncle, are you mistaken?
Are you old or a student?
Trouble!
"Don't hide it from my brother, I'm really a student of the academy, and I'm a real old student. โ
The sloppy old man said, took out a piece of jade plate from his arms, and handed it to Ye Lingchen.
Ye Lingchen took the jade plaque and looked down to see that the word "sloppy" was clearly engraved on it.
However, this jade plaque is very round and smooth, as if it is very old.
"Poor Dao was admitted to Garland College one hundred and eighty-nine years ago, and he has stayed until now, and he has never left. โ
"So the jade plate looks a little older. โ
The sloppy old man explained awkwardly.
Poofโโ!
Ye Lingchen almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood!
An old student from 189 years ago?
Uncle, you stayed in the academy for one hundred and eighty-five levels?
This operation is really coquettish!
6 of a force!
Normally, a freshman will leave after four years of study at Garland College.
And it's really rare to have a strange thing like a sloppy old road that has left one hundred and eighty-five levels in a row!
I'm afraid that the teachers, or elders, or even the deans of the academy are not as old as him.
"I don't care if you're an old student or not, in short, it's my reverse scale, you don't want to take her away!"
Ye Lingchen pulled Xiao Yu over and hugged him in his arms.
Xiao Yu also hugged his young master, looking at the sloppy old man who suddenly appeared in fear.
Let's be honest.
I didn't want to go with him.
"Hehe, little brother, don't worry, since you don't want me to take this girl as an apprentice, I will definitely not be embarrassed. โ
The sloppy old man smirked, revealing his big yellow teeth.
Seeing that Lao Dao did not come to Hulai, Ye Lingchen also put away his hostile attitude.
"Brother, your wall has been punched through by the little girl, so let's do it, for the sake of you being my new neighbor, I will help you make up for it for free. โ
The sloppy old man pointed to the big hole in the wall and said.
"You don't have the tools, how can you make up for such a big hole?"
"Tomorrow I'll report to the academy and find a master to fix it. โ
Ye Lingchen said.
"You don't have to report to the academy, you can touch your crotch and help you fix it in minutes. โ
The sloppy old man patted his chest, quite confident.
Touch the crotch of your pants and fix the hole in the wall?
Uncle, you are teasing me!
Is your crotch a treasure trove?
Or is your hanging big enough to plug the hole directly?
Seeing that Ye Lingchen didn't believe it, the sloppy old man didn't defend himself, but put his hands into the crotch of his pants, not knowing what he was touching inside.
"Immeasurable Tianzun!"
Suddenly.
The old Daokou pronounced a loud signal.
A wall was pulled out of his crotch and plugged directly into the hole.
In the blink of an eye.
The wall that he pierced was actually repaired by him!
Ye Lingchen and Boo's mouths were wide open, enough to stuff two eggs!
"Routine operation, brother, don't be so surprised. โ
The sloppy old man said with a smile.
Ye Lingchen walked over and looked at the crotch of Lao Dao's trousers, puzzled.
Can a crotch fit a wall?
It's really a lot of things inside!
This old way is not simple!
"Brother, we met for the first time, otherwise the old brother will be the east, let's have two drinks?"
Sloppy old man proposed.
"I just moved to the other courtyard, and there is no food or drink here. โ
Ye Lingchen was embarrassed.
"You don't have any food or drink, but you do. โ
The sloppy old man touched his crotch again.
Depend on!
Do you still have food and drinks in your crotch?
Ye Lingchen's eyes widened, and he looked at Lao Dao in disbelief.
"Immeasurable Tianzun!"
Suddenly.
Lao Daokou pronounced a loud signal and pulled a roast chicken out of his crotch.
Ye Lingchen stumbled and almost fell.
Mom.
There's really a hard dish in the crotch.
"Immeasurable Tianzun!"
"A portion of braised elbow!"
"Immeasurable Tianzun!"
"A sweet and sour carp!"
"Immeasurable Tianzun!"
"A portion of mud-baked fat goose!"
"Immeasurable Tianzun!"
"A serving of vinegar-soaked peanuts!"
"Immeasurable Tianzun!"
"Burn three fresh servings!"
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable"
"A small stir-fry in the lotus pond!"
"Immeasurable Tianzun!"
"A cold cucumber!"
"Immeasurable Tianzun!"
"A jar of old wine!"
Accompanied by a series of immeasurable Tianzun, the sloppy old man took out four meat and four vegetables from the crotch of his pants, plus a jar of old wine, and filled a whole large table.
"Little brother, let's eat. โ
Sloppy and warm hospitality.
"Brother, you're too good. โ
You can really feel the food in the crotch!
Ye Lingchen gave a thumbs up.
"Brother Chen, this old way seems to be a ...... of hanging."
He whispered.
It doesn't matter if he's forced or not, anyway, he has found out the wine and food, so let's taste it first.
Ye Lingchen sat down and tasted the mud-baked fat goose.
Well.
Tastes good.
I tasted sweet and sour carp again.
Well.
The taste is also good.
Then pick up the ground three fresh and taste.
Well.
The taste is still very good.
In a word.
There is no stinking smell.
This time, Ye Lingchen was relieved.
Inside the annex grounds.
The sloppy old man talked with Ye Lingchen and Xiao Ming, talking and laughing while blowing cowhides, so lively.
Knock knock knock......
There was a knock on the door.
Listening to the chatter outside was all women's voices.
It seems that there are quite a few of them.
Xiao Boo went to open the door.
The door opened.
Hula poured in a lot of beauties at once.
These beauties wear heavy makeup, are aggressive, and are very charming.
"Ye Gongzi, what you said, tonight the rain and dew are wet, and our sisters are here. โ
Meng Qianqian Su Feng was full, with a slender waist, revealing a snow-white navel, and said with a smile to Ye Lingchen.
Let's click~
The chopsticks in Lao Dao's hand fell to the ground, and the saliva in his mouth flowed down like a faucet.
"Little brother, you cow break, do you want 10,000 mothers-in-law tonight?"
PS: Where are the referral tickets?