Chapter 167: [The Three Daughters Get Together, the World is in Chaos]
"Ah, actually, she is my wife, and she already has my baby in her belly, and she has never dared to tell you. Yue Yang pretended that I was a negative person.
"......" mysterious beauty is holy.
"Hahaha!" The Falling Flower City Lord was stunned for a few seconds, and then burst into a burst of cranial laughter, laughing so hard that the incense fan shook the flowers and branches, and finally even burst into tears, his little hand patted Yue Yang's shoulder, and forced a smile and said: "She is still a virgin, how can she have a baby?
"Lord City, how do you know she's a virgin?" asked Yue Yang, pretending to be stupid.
"Didn't you notice that she and I both have that kind of good-smelling virgin body fragrance?" I said Yue Yang, if you want to lie, you have to look at the object!" The Falling Flower City Lord laughed.
"There's really a virgin body fragrance, I'll smell it!" Yue Yang leaned over to the mysterious beauty.
"Smell your $!!" The book Mysterious Beauty gave Yue Yang to lie down.
"I found that your family's skin is thicker than the city wall. The Falling Flower City Lord leaned down, smiled and picked up Yue Yang's chin with his little fingers, his lips were a few centimeters away from Yue Yang's lips, and he exhaled like an orchid, and his movements were very ambiguous: "Actually, you don't have to be nervous, it's okay what kind of relationship you have with her, I'm just a little concerned about the lifelong happiness of my future captain of the guard, don't get me wrong!"
"I've misunderstood...... Ah no, I mean I want to misunderstand, no, I mean the misunderstanding has been resolved, I'm not nervous!"
"Your heartbeat seems to be a little fast?" said the Falling Flower City Lord's eyes seemed to have a narrow smile.
"This proves that my vitality is strong. "In this posture, Yue Yang can see a touch of snow white in the collar of the brocade robe of the Falling Flower City Lord, and his soul is so dangerous that he has not drowned in that wonderful and unfathomable cleavage, in this case, if the heartbeat does not speed up, it is unless it is Dongfang Undefeated.
"Your face is also a little red?" asked the Falling Flower City Lord again.
"It proves that I am in good health and have a good complexion!" Yue Yang replied fluently.
"Why is the tip of your nose still sweating?" The Falling Flower City Lord gently blew on Yue Yang's face, almost melting Yue Yang's bones.
flirting in this ambiguous posture, if the heart does not beat, the face is not red, the ears are not hot, the tip of the nose is not sweating, then Yue Yang, unless he has changed his name to Yanashita Hui. The most terrible thing is that there is a mysterious beauty watching on the side, which is very uncomfortable. Several times, Yue Yang's classmates were ready to simply knock down one and forget it, anyway, it was not bad to knock down that girl.
However, he was greedy enough in his heart.
I think they're all good girls, and I can't give them to others cheaply, so I have to cover them all.
Of course, it will be even more difficult to win them all, so Yue Yang's classmates can't be too wolf, they have to pretend to be decent gentlemen and gentlemen, and lower their vigilance.
Yue Yang said with great certainty: "The tip of my nose is sweating, that's because the weather is too hot!"
As soon as he finished saying this, a cold wind blew the snow all over the sky.
The mysterious beauty suddenly turned around, sneezed a little sneeze that mosquitoes can't scare away, and muttered "This weather is indeed too hot!"
"Don't be afraid, my clothes are warm cards!" Yue Yang saw that there was an opportunity to be courteous, so he quickly jumped up, took off the fur coat outside, and wrapped it around the mysterious beauty.
"You're so skilled in this move......" The Falling Flower City Lord looked Yue Yang up and down, and asked with a grin: "Can you take off another one?"
"If you take it off again, you'll run naked, but if you want it, then of course I'll give it, it's okay if your pants haven't been washed for half a month?"
"Who is rare!" The Falling Flower City Lord reached out and touched the fur coat on the mysterious beauty, and said coldly, so that Yue Yang's heart and liver almost jumped out in fright. The Falling Flower City Lord seemed to have no intention, and said in surprise: "This skin is a flying dragon skin? It's the flying dragon I fought with you in the sky pavilion last time, right? The leather is good, I didn't expect it to be made so soon!"
"The flying dragons that you went to the sky pavilion with her?" This time it was the turn of the mysterious beauty to stare at Yue Yang Y with a gaze like a meat cleaver, "Definitely not, those flying dragons that she fought with the Falling Flower City Lord last time, because the two old men are too particular, and they haven't done it yet." I'm going to the ghost with Princess Sundial, that stupid girl, and the venom flying dragon ...... the eagle roaring in the stream," Yue Yang, classmate hurriedly excused himself by the three hundred taels of silver here.
When the two girls heard this, they immediately showed a look of sudden realization: "Ah, it turned out that I fought with Princess Sissi!"
Yue Yang suddenly sweated profusely, and it was over, how could he pull out Princess Mi Qian.
Now, it's really hard to wash.
Seeing that the eyes of the two girls turned into meat cleavers, Yue Yang's classmate immediately raised his hand and surrendered: "Two beauties, don't get me wrong, I actually have nothing to do with Princess Sissi." Although I went with her to fight monsters in the Eagle Stream, I didn't tease her halfway, nor did I touch her chest, and I didn't know that her breasts were a little bigger than the two of you, and I didn't know her waist...... In short, I've never done anything, I don't know anything!"
"Go on. "The hands of the Fallen Flower City Lord began to accumulate Aurora.
"I seem to be able to trust you!" the mysterious beauty prepares to summon an ice storm as well.
"God, I'm really innocent...... Who can prove it to me? Big Big Wolf, you say, I'm innocent!" Classmate Yue Yang is about to cry to death, how can the more he paints it, the darker it gets? As soon as the Big Big Wolf heard his master's words, he immediately used his newly learned foreign language, meowed, and then nodded proudly, proving that his master was innocent.
Yue Yang's classmate fell.
The Falling Flower City Lord and the mysterious beauty clapped their palms and praised with a sneer: "Yes, even pets are trained to help lie",
Yue Yang was dizzy, and explained very sweatily: "I really didn't do anything to Princess Sissi, that stupid girl will stare at people with rouge tigers, it's terrible, and she will cut people with a sword, she is so fierce, not as gentle as you, how can I dare to tease him?
"I can testify for him too. Behind Yue Yang, a clear voice sounded, very sincerely: "He really didn't do anything else to me, except for riding on my grid and tearing all my clothes apart." ”
Hey?
As soon as Yue Yang turned around, he suddenly found Princess Sissi, a swordsman royal sister, standing behind him.
He thought he was dazzled and rubbed his eyes.
In the end, I found out that it was not a hallucination, and I immediately sweated like rain.
The Falling Flower City Lord asked curiously, "What about after tearing your clothes apart?"
He stretched out his wolf claws...... "Princess Sissi, who was dressed in silver armor, nodded very frankly, admitting the fact that she was attacked by Yue Yang's classmate wolf.
"No, I was just tricking a scavenging black chicken at the time, I promise I didn't touch it!" Yue Yang hurriedly defended himself.
"Yes, he didn't touch it. Princess Sissi affirmed Yue Yang's defense again, nodded and said:
"His wolf claws are stretched down to catch ......"
"What about after the wolf's claws were caught?" asked the mysterious beauty.
"Nothing happened after I caught it, no, I didn't catch it, and nothing happened after that, no, the enemy appeared, we were busy responding to the enemy, and we didn't have time to do anything else!" Yue Yang recalled, that day, he pressed Princess Sissi, and the wolf claws stretched out, did he really catch it?
"Well, the enemy is coming, probably in more than two hours......" Princess Sissi's words are too easy to misunderstand, the enemy will come after two hours, so everything that should be done has been done, and what should not be done is probably done!" "What have you done in two hours?" asked the Lord of the Flower City.
"Didn't do anything!" Yue Yang felt that he didn't believe it, let alone them, even himself.
"Is there anything wrong with you?" asked the mysterious beauty, seemingly wondering if Princess Zunj$ was a baby with Yue Yang's classmates.
"The body is fine, but after the end, it hurt a lot!" Princess Sissi's words made Yue Yang fall to the ground, if Jun Wuwu heard this, it is estimated that he would cut off his head. Good guy, this is too ambiguous, it is clearly implying that she was forced by herself, so it hurt for several days...... Yue Yang felt that even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he would not be able to wash it away, and besides, there was no Yellow River to jump in this Longteng Continent.
"Okay, I'll admit it, I wanted to do that in my heart, but I didn't dare to do it......" Yue Yang felt that if he didn't tell the truth, he would have to prepare a will and an epitaph.
"I don't think the prisoner's confession is very credible. "The Fallen Flower City Lord is like a stern judge.
"Why didn't you dare to do it?" the mysterious beauty asked, like a lawyer.
"Timid. Yue Yang replied.
"Well, I can attest that his courage is very small, only a little bigger than the sky. "Princess Sissi, the swordsman royal sister, is helping more and more, and she is adding to the chaos.
"You can pronounce a sentence y" The appearance of the city lord of Luohua seems to be preparing to sentence Yue Yang's classmate to death, "Wait a minute, I want to say my last words", Yueyang's classmate coughed lightly and cleared his throat; If God gives me three more chances, I will sincerely say to those three beauties that I will push down, and one person will push down 100,000 times!"
The world is quiet.
Yue Yang breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, he should be fine.
Although I want to overthrow it, it has not yet become a fact, and this should not be a crime to death.
After a few seconds, the mysterious beauty suddenly spoke, making Yue Yang feel the urge to commit suicide, "Only now, did he find out that the Falling Flower City Lord and Princess Sissi were not his natural enemies, and the really difficult chick was the mysterious beauty who didn't know the name! Only she was his real nemesis!"
"I'll hack you to death, evil sister!" Princess Sissi suddenly realized, obviously, these three girls had no share of their own, they had never fainted in front of him, although they had been pushed down, but they were awake at the time. The third girl who fainted in his arms may be Yue Bing...... As soon as Princess Sissi thought about it, she burst into flames, and the giant sword was raised, ready to cut people.
"Wait, I remember there was a female thief, a head shorter than you, but very slim. The Falling Flower City Lord pointed to the mysterious beauty and recalled.
"Ah, you're talking about Brother Inan!" The mysterious beauty seems to know more about Yue Yang than the two daughters of Luohua City Lord and Princess Sissi combined.
When Yue Yang heard this, he fell to the ground with a bang.
Even she knows this, does this girl do her own thing every day?
Seeing that the eyes of the three girls were like meat knives, Yue Yang quickly shook his head and waved his hand: "Misunderstanding, I didn't know that Brother Inan was a girl, and my friendship with Inan was pure......"
The mysterious beauty suddenly took out a piece of jade pendant and handed it to Yue Yang: "This is what I picked up after the last time I fought Zijin Hou, please use this betrothal jade pendant from the Valley of Hundred Flowers to explain your great and pure friendship with the Inan brothers." "Yue Yang is almost vomiting blood, how did this jade pendant get into her hands? No wonder the pickling girl has not been going well in the past two days, it turns out that this lucky jade pendant has been lost.
The three girls all looked at Yue Yang, very curious, seeing what else he could say at this time.