"Haha, you stinky boy, put your master on the table!" Yuan Xuanqi was amused by the master and apprentice.

"Senior, you don't know, my master, he just doesn't smoke, he often stares at other girls and drools, someone has to take care of him. Zhang Zichen covered his mouth and snickered. But while he snickered, he forgot that there was a pair of eyes staring at him viciously, and He Huimin's hand was clenched into a small fist, eager to kill Zhang Zichen. But He Huimin is still very rational, at this time, the master and his old man are here, I am afraid that He Huimin will not be able to attack Zhang Zichen.

"Hmph, I'm not a big pervert/wolf who can only stare at girls and drool!" Unable to greet Zhang Zichen with his fists, He Huimin could only sneer. Because Zhang Zichen is indeed such a person, when he saw the tall policewoman Nie Xiaoshuang a few days ago, Zhang Zichen's mouth was open enough to stuff a light bulb, and the white saliva stayed from the corners of his mouth, and the clothes on his chest were still wet.

After hearing the blame, Zhang Zichen immediately stopped smiling, probably because he realized the problem.

He Huimin was proud, and suddenly thought that she was a little urgent, and when she was eating just now, she drank too much drink, and she wanted to pee after a while.

Since it was in the car at the beginning, it was inconvenient for He Huimin to speak, and now there is no one around, only Master and Zhang Zichen are left, so He Huimin hurriedly said, "Master, I want to go to the toilet." ”

Yuan Xuanqi was stunned for a moment, but turned his head and asked Zhang Zichen: "Zichen, do you have a toilet here?"

Zhang Zichen immediately replied: "There is a toilet, but this toilet is not like the toilet in the city, the toilets in our countryside are all the same, a little dirty and smelly." ”

"It doesn't matter, who hasn't come out of the countryside yet?" Yuan Xuanqi waved his hand, "As long as there is a convenient place to go, then it's okay, Xiaomin, you can go with Zichen." ”

This is the last thing He Huimin is willing to do, she is unwilling to act alone with Zhang Zichen, and she is even more unwilling to accept Zhang Zichen's help, but in the face of special circumstances, He Huimin has to succumb to Zhang Zichen.

"Hurry up, go ahead!" He Huimin had to urge, maybe Zhang Zichen knew that he didn't have a good impression in this little girl's heart, he walked quickly in front and led He Huimin to the direction of the toilet, and didn't say a word along the way, for fear of angering this little girl.

The toilet is on the right side of the Dragon Tiger Temple, and this village toilet is a separate brick house about 10 meters away from the Dragon Tiger Temple. The village toilet is like this, build a simple hut, dig a pit, and pad two sturdy planks, which can be regarded as a simple toilet.

"This is the toilet, you go in first, there's a small switch on the right wall, and when it's turned on, there will be a light. Standing at the door of the toilet, Zhang Zichen ordered, "Do you want me to wait for you at the door?"

"Don't!" He Huimin replied without hesitation, "You go away for me, a wolf like you in human skin, maybe you will peek at me." ”

For this girl who misunderstood herself, Zhang Zichen was really speechless, the so-called good men don't fight with women, Zhang Zichen didn't say anything anymore, turned around and left.

He Huimin is a native of the imperial capital, and she worships under the disciple of the master Yuan Xuanqi, and she has been living in the city for the past 16 years. Even when she travels, He Huimin lives in a high-end hotel or guesthouse, so when she walks into this kind of country toilet, she immediately smells a foul smell.

The stench was unpleasant, but He Huimin still held back, if she wanted to pee, she had to hold back the eldest lady's temper.

But when He Huimin turned on the light in the toilet, she was stunned, and in the deep pit under the two wooden planks, countless filthy and yellow excrement gathered together. On top of the excrement, there are countless maggots crawling around.

What He Huimin couldn't stand the most was that there were some big-headed flies and mosquitoes that originally crawled on the excrement, and when He Huimin turned on the light, these big-headed flies and some mosquitoes immediately flew up from the excrement and flew everywhere, and a few even flew to He Huimin's body.

What's more, one of the big-headed flies buzzed above He Huimin's head a few times before landing on her nose.

"Ahh

Zhang Zichen was about to leave, when he heard an exclamation from the toilet, he smiled bitterly in his heart: "This girl has strong mana, and she is a Taoist priest, she is not afraid of demons and monsters, what makes her afraid of being like this?"

With He Huimin's exclamations one after another, Zhang Zichen seemed to have a premonition that something was not right, he hurriedly ran into the toilet, and found that He Huimin's whole person was as stiff as a fast wood, motionless, just screaming.

"What's wrong?what's wrong?" After Zhang Zichen ran into the toilet, he found that nothing big had happened, and he asked twice in a row.

"Big pervert/wolf help!" Although He Huimin stood still, she almost cried when she looked at her expression.

"What the hell is going on?" Zhang Zichen didn't know.

"Look, look at my nose. He Huimin stretched out his finger and pointed to his nose, this big-headed fly was still crawling on the unknown excrement in the deep pit just now, how dirty must it be?

"Oh, it's a big-headed fly. Zhang Zichen breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that He Huimin shouted for help because of such a small flying insect, which made Zhang Zichen feel a little funny.

"It'...... It was crawling on top of the dirty stuff down there, and now it's flying up my nose, it's disgusting, you can beat it to death!" He Huimin said in horror.

"Okay, you wait. "Zhang Zichen is a country boy, and he has seen a lot of this kind of flying insects. Although Zhang Zichen himself is also disgusted with this kind of flying insect, He Huimin is not only a guest at this time, but also a beautiful girl. Out of the heart of a hero to save the beauty, Zhang Zichen opened his hands and suddenly closed them, only to hear a snap, the big-headed fly crawling on He Huimin's nose was slapped to death by Zhang Zichen between his palms.

Zhang Zichen spread out his hands, and He Huimin saw a stream of blackened and scarlet liquid appear between his palms. She stared at the big-headed fly that died between Zhang Zichen's palms, retched for a while, and finally couldn't help it, ran outside the toilet and vomited wildly.

"What's wrong with you?" Zhang Zichen took out a piece of toilet paper, wiped his palms clean, and came to He Huimin's side and asked.

"This ......," He Huimin pointed in the direction of the toilet, "this is your toilet, this toilet is too dirty, isn't ......it?" Those dirty things, it's disgusting to watch. Also, the fly you just swatted was eating that dirty stuff, so go wash your hands. ”

Zhang Zichen said helplessly: "This is the toilet in the countryside, but this is indeed a bit dirty for you city people." But now that you're in this bad situation, don't you want to go to the toilet, don't you want to pee?"

"I don't want to, I don't want to! I don't pee anymore, I don't go to the toilet anymore. He Huimin went crazy and vowed never to pee in this kind of toilet.

Since He Huimin has decided, Zhang Zichen will not say anything, anyway, she already knows where the toilet is, if she can't hold it, she will definitely come secretly, and then go quietly, without taking a cloud with her, so the two left the toilet and walked to the Taoist temple. xh118