Chapter Eighty-Six: Fishing in Troubled Waters
Before the fat man rushed to the old man, the big man of the iron tower beside the old man had already greeted him. The two of them slammed into each other, each backwards, and sat down in the crowd around them.
At this time, Tian Nongxiang had already grabbed a young woman nearby and pinched the brocade handkerchief in her hand, grabbed it in her hand with a swish, and shouted: "Do it quickly, what are you stunned!"
Before the woman could come to her senses, one of the Wu tribe had already pounced on Tian Nongxiang and bent down to catch her. But Tian Nongxiang was petite and extremely slippery, and he drilled under his armpit with a bang. The Jinpa that had just been snatched was placed on the arm of the Wu man.
The Wu man slammed into the air, couldn't close his legs, and hit the woman headlong. The old man's face suddenly turned red, and before he came back to his senses, he heard the wind in his ears, and the majestic slap of the white-faced man on the side of the young woman had been drawn on the face of the Wu tribe. With a "snap", the Wu man circled in a half circle on the spot and fell to the ground, his face instantly swollen.
Suddenly, someone coaxed, "What are you talking about? Turning into a pig's head in seconds, the law of the Zhen clan, the Wu clan has this, proud of the world!"
The face of the old woman of the Wu nationality was already dark. She wants to kill, she must kill. Kill that slippery little thing first, it's so not a thing. The Wu people have been wise for several generations, and they were all destroyed by his hands.
At this time, Tian Nong Xiangdong shook and hid, shuttling back and forth in the crowd. The whole wine house has become a mess, it is difficult to distinguish friend from foe, watch out for each other, you punch me and I am entangled with each other. At this time, everyone in the wine house had already decided that Tian Nongxiang and Meng Cang and the others were in a group, and pushed Meng Cang and the others, who were originally staying at the door, to the center of the wine house as a key precautionary object.
The Wu people are the most embarrassed here, and they are eager to suppress Tian Nongxiang. Therefore, a few people screamed, pulled the crowd, and against the "black fists" that flew from time to time beside them, you pushed and dragged me, chasing Tian Nongxiang.
Tian Nongxiang smiled "hehe" and rushed over in the crowd. But because there are many people in this wine house, the place is cramped, and he offends too many people, everywhere he goes, he splits his head and covers his face with big hands, and the Qiankun plate on his anxious shoulders shouts "wow".
Seeing that he was about to be surrounded by several people to catch turtles, Tian Nong Xiang was in a hurry, and shook the storage bag that he had just "teamed" with the girl in red. The big hands that originally surrounded Tian Nongxiang rushed to grab treasures. Seeing this, the Wu people stomped their feet in distress and shouted.
Taking this opportunity, Tian Nongxiang rushed to the door with a "whoosh", turned around and "hehe" smiled evilly and glanced at the wine house that was messed up into a pot of porridge, and turned around to leave.
At this moment, the Qiankun plate on his shoulder, with a "swish", jumped to the corner of the door, and his whole body shimmered with a glimmer of light to wrap around the huge mallet leaning behind the door, and dragged it away.
The crowd in the wine house who were originally entangled together did not know what to do, and they saw the thick mallet fluttering on the ground and rolling out on its own, and they were stunned for a moment. It's surprising that this thing can run on its own.
The first to come back to his senses was the big man of the iron tower, seeing that his stick had run out by himself, he couldn't figure out what the situation was, and chased him out with a loud "whoosh".
Tian Nongxiang was running in front of him, only to hear a series of loud noises behind him, and quickly turned his head, only to see the thick mallet rushing towards him on the ground. When he looked down, he saw that it was Qiankun dragging in front of him, and he immediately shouted as he ran: "Hurry up! What are you doing stealing that mallet?"
"This is big!" replied Qiankun randomly, not meaning to throw away the mallet at all.
Tian Nongxiang glanced at it, and said in his heart: This guy is so fond of being thick,, it's too out of tune.
As he was running, when he looked up, he saw several sturdy horses standing or lying not far away, obviously from Meng Cang and the others who had just ridden. Tian Nongxiang was secretly happy in his heart, laughed evilly, turned around and rushed towards the horse, and shouted in his mouth: "Go, grab the horse!"
Qiankun crossed behind him and laughed cheaply, "That's a good idea, hey, you wait for me." ”
Tian Nongxiang turned his head to look, only to see that the strong man of the iron tower had already rushed to Qiankun Pan, his heart tightened, he quickly turned around, and suddenly recoiled back. At this time, the big hand of the strong man of the tower had already grasped the mallet that was churning on the ground. Tian Nongxiang smiled, grasped the handle, and shouted at Qiankun: "Pick him!"
Qiankun Pan stayed with him for a long time, and suddenly knew what Tian Nongxiang wanted to do, and suddenly his whole body was full of light, and together with Tian Nongxiang, he suddenly picked up the mallet, turned half a circle in the air, and smashed his head and face towards the strong man of the iron tower.
The strong man of the iron tower was in a hurry, and he was thinking about his mallet, but he didn't expect Tian Nongxiang to suddenly turn back, lift it up, and hurriedly raise his arm to block, "bang", the strong man of the iron tower "wow" shouted and flew out sideways.
"Look, how useful this mallet is!" Qiankun shouted triumphantly.
Tian Nong glanced at it, feeling that this guy's unreasonableness and hobbies were too peculiar. But I have to say that this mallet is indeed somewhat useful, and it is really enjoyable to smash people. Immediately he put the mallet on his shoulder, turned and ran straight for the horse.
At this moment, some of the people who had been pestering in the wine hall had already rushed out and greeted each other.
Turning his head, he saw a six- or seven-year-old doll running around with a big stick that was more than a foot long, and he was stunned.
When a strong horse saw the farmer coming, he raised his foot and kicked it.
"Yo?" the farmer screamed, turned sideways, grabbed the reins and turned on the horse's back.
The man rose to his feet to cast him down. Tian Nongxiang grabbed the reins with both hands and scolded: "Fuck, be careful if you don't obey, grandpa will beat you to death." ”
At this moment, Qiankun stood on the shoulders of Tian Nongxiang, holding the mallet and shouting: "Mother, I forgot to grab a horsewhip and come out." ”
Between the two conversations, the sturdy horse had already stumbled two or three times on the spot.
Tian Nongxiang was annoyed, and yelled at Qiankun: "Quick, pick it with a mallet!"
When Qiankun Pan heard this, he felt reasonable, "hehe" smiled cheaply, with a faint light scattered around his body, and raised his mallet and smashed it on the horse's buttocks.
With a bang, the horse was unsteady on his feet, and he retreated crookedly, almost sitting down.
"Fuck, you're going to stone it to death?" the farmer yelled.
"You made me smash it"
"Holy shit, I didn't let you smash it to death!"
Before Tian Nongxiang's words fell, the horse rushed out with a "whoosh", almost throwing him off the horse, startled into a cold sweat, and hurriedly pulled the reins.
Qiankun Pan laughed "haha", "Fuck, this mallet is really useful." ”
At this moment, the strong man of the iron tower had jumped up from the ground, "Stinky boy, I want your life!" he cursed and ran to a horse, jumped up, and chased after him.
Meng Cang and the others were still beating each other in the crowd at this time, and when they saw Tian Nongxiang escape, Meng Cang stomped his feet again and again, dancing his arms and scolding in the air. When the group saw this, they were stunned, could it be that the little guy and Mengcang were not together?
As a result, the crowd began to disperse and retreat, gradually breaking away from the entanglement.
At this time, I only heard Tian Nongxiang on the back of the horse, "Hehe" and smiled, "Lao Meng, thank you for your horse!"
The Wu people stared at Tian Nongxiang's back with resentment and gritted their teeth.
The girl in red stomped her feet angrily and complained to the rickety old lady beside her, "Why don't you make a move and tell that kid to run away." ”
"Miss, don't you think that kid is strange?" said the rickety old lady, frowning.
The girl in red was stunned, "What's wrong?"
"In the early stage of the Enlightenment Realm, he was able to retreat in the melee of a group of Boyi Realm monks......
The girl in red's heart moved, she was completely dizzy just now, and it was really unbelievable to think about it at this moment. I couldn't get out of the chaos in the wine house just now, but ....... She looked suspiciously at the farmer who was getting farther and farther away......
Running away from Tian Nongxiang, the old woman of the Wu nationality viciously swept the people around her, resentful in her heart. Today, the Wu people can be regarded as a big loss of face here, and almost everyone present has "contribution".
When her gaze fell on the rickety old lady again, her body shook. Medium-term repatriation. She was shocked into a cold sweat, fortunately she didn't provoke the old lady, although a clansman was beaten by the girl in red, but in this situation, she could only swallow her anger.
"Let's go!" the old woman of the Wu tribe shouted coldly and left first.
Meng Cang sneered at the old woman of the Wu tribe, waved his big arm, and beckoned his companion to walk towards the horse. But after all, Tian Nongxiang snatched one, and two people had to make do with riding a horse.