What?!

Impossible?!

You son of a bitch raised by the turtle king eight lambs, it is impossible for you to ask again and again, talk to Lao Tzu for a long time, and scold and beat Lao Tzu angrily, you fucking have a sick brain, right?!

Oh no, you little turtle grandson, it's so hateful, it's despicable, it's shameless!

Lao Tzu told everything, you know everything you want to know, this is to say that you are not interested in gold, silver and jewelry, Lao Tzu's treasure can not be exchanged for Lao Tzu's life, you are clearly going to swallow Lao Tzu's wealth in vain!

Fail to keep the faith!

You're fucking shameless!

Lao Tzu does it~ Your whole family of eighteen generations of women, ten thousand times!

Lao Tzu cursed you for not lifting for the rest of your life, your wife steals a man, and you have no fart when you give birth to a son~ Eye!

Long Xiaoyao's words don't count, which makes Wang Ping'an very unhappy, and he is really angry.

But at the same time, Wang Ping'an was also a little proud, because he didn't tell Long Xiaoyao the truth just now, he felt that Jiang was still old and spicy, and thought that he was really prescient, which was really amazing, in his eyes, Long Xiaoyao was a brain-dead idiot who pretended to be smart~ Force, it was really stupid, it was a joke, a big joke!

Turtle son, with your IQ, you still want to get Lao Tzu's treasure? Hmph, it's really wishful thinking, be your mother's spring and autumn dream!

Wang Ping'an really wanted to open his mouth to despise and ridicule Long Yaoyao, and he wanted to think about it very much, but he also knew that doing this would do him all kinds of harm and no benefit, and it was really not a wise move to ask for hardships and risk his life, it was simply stupid, so why bother?

But what are the practical tricks?

For a while, Wang Ping'an really couldn't think of it, because he didn't know Long Xiaoyao's preferences, so he couldn't prescribe the right medicine.

It's pointless to think about it, so let's ask first.

After making up his mind, Wang Ping'an looked at Long Xiaoyao, took a deep breath, calmed down, and then spoke: "Master Long, what are you interested in?"

"That's a lot. ”

"For example?"

"Do chivalrous deeds, punish adultery and eliminate evil!"

"Anything else?"

"Of course!"

"Can you say no?"

"Flat scoundrels, beat bastards, slaughter scum, slaughter birds and beasts, and exterminate animals!"

"Uh...... Anything else?"

"You want to know?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Do you want to do it for me?"

"I have the power and resources, I have traveled a lot, and I have a lot of connections...... Maybe I have something you're interested in. ”

"Really?"

"Quite possibly!"

"Okay, tell Young Master Ben what the villains, bastards, scumbags, and dogs and beasts you know. ”

"This ......"

"What is this, what is this, like gathers, people are grouped, don't tell me what kind of good people your friends are, this young master doesn't believe it at all!"

"I ...... No friends!"

"No friends?"

"Yes!"

"What about the deceitful ghosts? You are a dignified and powerful national teacher, the power is leaning towards the government and the opposition, and the power is all over the country, you say that you have no friends, is it a big fool to be the young master of Ben?

"The old man only has slaves, no friends, no one, really, I don't lie to you. If you don't believe it, you can ask casually, as long as you can inquire about one, the old man has nothing to say, no need for you to do it, the old man will immediately hit myself headlong and kill myself!" Wang Ping'an said very seriously, not like a fake at all.

Long Yao believed.

Can you not believe it?

Just kidding, what is Wang Ping'an, he has still heard of it, the dog surnamed Wang has lost his conscience, is ruthless, does all kinds of evil, cooks his father and mother and fried his children, is extremely cruel, and is pretentious, looks down on all living beings, and regards the world as a mustard...... Who is qualified to be his friend in terms of his virtue, and who is willing to be his friend?

Of course, this is also possible.

After all, there are thousands of people in the world, all shapes, all kinds of guys, maybe the king will look at the mung bean and look at it, and this situation is not absolutely impossible.

However, Long Xiaoyao thinks that Wang Ping'an's old Wang Ba should not have encountered "mung beans", because the dog surnamed Wang is too selfish, this product is so greedy for life and afraid of death, in order to save his old life, he can give up his father and mother and ancestors, without the slightest hesitation, and his friend is an egg?

If people do not do it for themselves, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed.

It's not realistic to think that he will stick a knife in his friend's ribs.

As far as his character is concerned, if he really has friends, it is conceivable that in order to survive for himself, let alone sell them all, even if he asks him to chop them up and feed them to the dogs, it is estimated that he will not hesitate to do it without the slightest hesitation, and he will not even blink an eye.

Therefore, since he said that he had no friends, and his tone was so sure, there must be a chance that he really didn't get it.

Of course, even if there were, Long Xiaoyao didn't bother to ask Wang Ping'an about being a dog and a brute, because since the bastard surnamed Wang was so determined to protect his friend, no matter how he forced it, the guy wouldn't say it, or would make up some names for him, so what's the point? It's just a waste of time and a waste of words, so why bother?

Long Xiaoyao looked at Wang Ping'an and said coldly: "Only slaves, right?"

"Yes!" Wang Ping'an nodded: "That's right, the old man only has slaves!"

"Let's talk about it. ”

"Say, what?"

"The situation of your slaves. ”

"You're interested in them?"

"Yes!"

"Why? they, they—"

"What are they? I told you to say it, where did all that come from?!"

“...... How so?"

"What are their surnames, what are the characteristics of their facial features, how old they are, what their skills are, where they are at the moment, and what they are doing. ”

"This ......"

"What's wrong again?!"

"It's nothing, it's just that the old man has too many slaves, many of which I have never seen before, or even heard of, I really don't know their situation, it's really hard to say. ”

"Haven't seen it, never heard of it?"

"Yes!"

"But what's the matter?Who told you to say that it's a little shrimp?!Pick up the main thing for Young Master Ben, big boss!" Long Xiaoyao's face was gloomy, his tone was very cold, and he looked very angry.

Wang Ping'an was frightened in his heart, and did not dare to hesitate, so he hurriedly replied: "Yes, yes, yes, talk about the leader! I will talk about it, I will talk about it, I will talk about it immediately!"

“......”