Chapter 47: Men Can't Just Look at One Face
In fact, there is another reason for turning off the live broadcast, because I looked at the time just now, caught a glimpse of the message sent by Wang Dazhuang, and asked if he had gotten up, he was ready to start implementing his great plan.
Of course, the photo version of the test paper is still in his mobile phone, so Wang Dazhuang can't act without permission.
Regarding the shame of what to do next, oh no, it's not easy to see people, Li Lechen thinks it's better not to let so many viewers see it.
The Shenhao in the exclusive area can have no intelligent knowledge base, can not understand a lot of "common sense", and can only live to be a hundred years old, but the exam has to be completed by cheating, and it will be humiliating anywhere.
Sure enough, less than a minute after the live broadcast was turned off, Wang Dazhuang's shout came from downstairs.
"Lechen!hurry down~~~~"
"I haven't eaten breakfast yet, you come up!" Li Lechen lechen leaned his head to the kitchen window and shouted.
There was no reply downstairs, but soon Wang Dazhuang sent a message: I'm really too lazy to go up to the sixth floor, climb up and down, I'll wait for you downstairs, you hurry up.
At this time, I feel tired of climbing up and down? Li Lechen slandered: When you want to watch a film, why don't you think the sixth floor of your house is too high?
Well, everything needs to have a motive, and then there is a motivation to act, at this time, Wang Dazhuang doesn't want to borrow Li Lechen's place to watch a movie, so he doesn't want to bother to climb up at all.
It was only a minute or two after cleaning up the kitchen a little, and Wang Dazhuang shouted at the top of his voice: "Li!
If you don't go on, the next thing is "shouldn't you be wearing makeup".
Fortunately, in the summer, you can go out directly with the clothes you put on when you get up, it's nothing more than that breakfast is still in the pot and your stomach is still empty. But just to print the photo, it shouldn't take a few minutes.
So I put on my slippers and went downstairs.
Before going downstairs, Li Lechen put on the pair of black-rimmed glasses. Although Wang Dazhuang's cheating plan looks very good, it is always safer to have a second-hand preparation.
Li Lechen didn't want to live on campus and go home hungry.
"Tap, tap, tap~~" Li Lechen went downstairs in slippers.
"Tick tick~~" Apparently there is a woman wearing high heels and going upstairs.
The sound of high heels passed the third floor, getting closer and closer. Obviously, it's an older leftover girl who lives on the fifth floor. Because the hostesses of the two families on the fourth floor are not wearing high heels.
didn't want to be called "Xiao Li" by other people's aunts, Li Lechen simply stopped at the steps from the sixth floor to the fifth floor, preparing to wait for the aunt to enter the room before going downstairs.
Finally I heard the ticking stop, and then the sound of the keys clanging.
"Lee~~Le~~Tatsu~~"
Suddenly, Wang Dazhuang's voice came from downstairs again. Li Lechen was shocked.
Before he had time to respond, Wang Dazhuang's shout continued: "Shouldn't it be putting on makeup!
“......”
Li Lechen was speechless.
And Wang Dazhuang shouted, and the aunt on the fifth floor stopped taking out the key to open the door, took two steps back to the staircase, and looked up.
There is nowhere to hide, as a sophomore in high school who has bad grades but is quite sensible in the eyes of adults, Li Lechen had no choice but to smile at the corners of his mouth.
"Xiao Li, are you going out?"
Isn't it nonsense! What am I doing here with a pestle if I don't go out? Li Lechen slandered. The key is to call himself "Xiao Li".
So there was no response.
But you have to go down hard, because it would be strange to be on the stairs again.
I don't know why, in the past, when I met this older leftover girl, she was fine after shouting "Xiao Li", but today she seemed to be very enthusiastic, very excited, and very excited, showing her eight teeth and smiling at Li Lechen, and kept smiling.
This made Li Lechen feel a little furious.
It is said that thirty is like a wolf...... I'm a yellow boy, even if I'm obscene, it's a very unpleasant thing.
Not daring to meet the smiling gaze of this aunt, Li Lechen lowered his head and walked quickly.
"Xiao Li!"
"Ugh!"
This shout, calling Xiao Li, also added a tone word, forcing Li Lechen to stop and raise his head.
As soon as Li Lechen raised his head, he was even more amazed by such a close distance. The point is, a super nice smell of cologne comes to your nose.
Men, that's what it tastes like.
"You're ...... today. The complexion is very good. ”
The woman suddenly was a little speechless, in fact, she really wanted to say that she saw that his skin was quite rough yesterday, why is it so smooth and delicate today, could it be that she made some fast-acting mask at night?
What brand? Can you recommend it? As I get older, I can't extricate myself from the skin care products that are obsessed with various effects every day, and after washing my face every day, I have to wipe off all kinds of skin care products on my face in a round, and it takes more than an hour.
The lonely night is passed by picking up this face.
But after thinking about it, an eighteen-year-old young man, this skin's own repair ability is different, and it is very likely that the acne broke yesterday and is as good as ever today.
So I hurriedly changed the wording.
In this regard, Li Lechen was even more embarrassed. Because there was already a thought of "thirty like a wolf" flashed just now, and now I was praised for my good looks, and there was always a feeling of being coveted.
Even a polite smile response was saved, and he quickly bowed his head, took two steps and made one step and went downstairs.
Wang Dazhuang was already waiting downstairs, and when he saw Li Lechen, he was about to continue to lose a few words, but when the words came to his lips, he stared at Li Lechen's face, and he was unexpectedly distracted.
"You ......"
"What's wrong with me?"
Li Lechen felt a little hairy, because Wang Dazhuang's eyes when he looked at him were very similar to the way the older leftover girl aunt looked at him just now.
"Your face ......"
Wang Dazhuang's eyes became more and more confused, which made Li Lechen feel that what was standing in front of Wang Dazhuang at the moment was not himself, but a big chicken leg.
That's right, while Wang Dazhuang was amazed by Li Lechen's skin, he also felt that the smell on his body was good, not the smell of chicken thighs or braised pork, but the smell of wanting to rush up and hug him.
I'll go!
Wang Dazhuang feels that he is a standard straight man, and he has always been. So watching movies likes to watch lewd men and beautiful actresses, and has high requirements for the appearance of actresses. Is this a move that an invisible gay would show?
But why did you have this impulse when you saw Li Lechen today?
Is it true that the legend "If you haven't tried a man, you don't know if you're bent or not"?
I'm going to make a big deal!
immediately took a deep breath, silently recited the name of *** several times in her heart, and went through the scenes of several of her classic films in her mind, and then eased up.
In contrast, I still like women.
Compared with Wang Dazhuang's sudden trance, Li Lechen was even more confused. Then, it occurred to him that he had come down in a hurry and had forgotten to wash his face and brush his teeth.
I was a little embarrassed.
So he explained: "It's all you, what are you urging, I haven't even washed my face." ”