Chapter 263: A man disguises himself as a woman

On the grass outside the Dark Fragrance Cave, Ye Duhong listened to the cow and donkey talk about his injustice. The ox and the donkey talked about those hateful people, the ox and the donkey scolded the free people, and the ox and donkey criticized the unfairness of the world, and listened to the cow and donkey complain on the chaise longue at night, and he said to the cow and donkey: "You speak slowly, and if you have something to say, speak slowly." ”

The cow and donkey drank saliva, wiped their mouths, calmed down their feelings, and said: "Is it easy for us, go to the forest to cut bamboo, be careful of wild boars that infest everywhere, make bows and arrows on deck chairs, bear mosquito bites, and make bows and arrows easily, we have to go to Peach Blossom City to sell, and on the way we have to deal with wolves that pounce, when we get to Peach Blossom City, no one may buy it, the business is so bad, and we have to be driven away by the free people, this life is really tiring, you say, can I not be angry?"

Ye Duhong said: "There is no problem with the bow and arrows you make, and there is no problem with the mushrooms made by Meng Hai, all you are facing is the problem of not setting up a stall in Peach Blossom City, since they don't let you set up a stall, you don't want to set up a stall in Peach Blossom City, what are you doing with them." ”

Niu Donkey exhaled and said, "Those people are chasing me and Meng Hai, how can I let them chase us, hateful, we are rats and they are cats." I took my bow and arrows, and whoever wanted to rush forward, I shot whomever I wanted, and I didn't know if I had shot anyone to death, and it was good to shoot someone to death, and that kind of person, kill one less person. ”

Ye Duhong said: "You can't be like this, you have to be kind to life, even if you are a bad person, you have to be kind to him." You run away in front, and there are no pursuers behind, they won't find the Dark Incense Cave, right?"

Niu Donkey said, "Hey, don't worry about this." I guarantee that those people will not find the Dark Incense Cave, what a secret place the Dark Incense Cave is, how can they find it, even if they send them another 10,000 people, day and night to look for it, they will not be able to find the Dark Incense Cave. Rest assured, they won't find the Dark Incense Cave. ”

Meng Hai said: "You shot those people, but we got into trouble, we made trouble in Peach Blossom City, and we can't go there anymore." If those people catch us. We're going to have to skin us off. ”

The ox and the donkey said, "What? Why don't you go? I will go with my bow and arrows, and I will not believe it, I am a good archer, and one of those people comes." I'll shoot one. I'll shoot both of them. Come and I'll shoot them, I'll shoot them if they come to ten, and I'll shoot them if they come here. ”

Meng Hai said, "You don't want to die? You made trouble in Peach Blossom City." You don't want to die. You let Ye Duhong talk about it and see if you can still go to Peach Blossom City. ”

Ye Duhong said: "Brother Donkey, you made trouble in Peach Blossom City, and now that the wind in Peach Blossom City is tight, why don't you go after a while." ”

The ox and donkey grinned, "No, how can it be done." I just sold some novel coins, and I'm going to go to Peach Blossom City today or tomorrow to buy chicken, food, wine, and drink, what kind of free people, grandpa just doesn't urinate. ”

Meng Hai said: "Can't you go again after a while, can't you wait for half a month?"

The cow and donkey said viciously: "No, it just can't work." I'm going to buy something today, I can wait, my stomach can't wait. After saying that, he picked up his bow, carried his arrows, and strode towards the direction of Peach Blossom City.

Ye Duhong hurriedly said to Meng Hai: "You go with the cow and donkey, don't let him cause trouble again." ”

Meng Hai hurriedly followed behind Niu Donkey and caught up with Niu Donkey, Meng Hai said to Niu Donkey while hurrying: "Don't be impulsive, many strong men die because of impulsiveness." You forget, you haven't practiced enough strong skills, so you rushed to Wuling Mountain, but you were killed by Qiankunzi in Wuling Mountain, and there were no bones. You don't be impulsive, you must not be impulsive. If you have something to say, you can do it slowly, and you can't be in a hurry. ”

Niu Donkey stopped, stood on the ground, and said to Meng Hai: "If you go to Peach Blossom City with me, go with me, if you come specifically to persuade me, then you are pulling out the valve skin, you go back, go back quickly." ”

Meng Hai said: "Isn't it just going to Peach Blossom City, I'll go with you, but I have one condition." ”

The ox and the donkey said, "What conditions?"

Meng Hai said: "Actually, it's nothing, you should promise me." ”

"Let's disguise ourselves and pretend to be women so that others won't recognize us," Meng Hai said. ”

The cow and the donkey said, "Okay." Meng Hai didn't expect Niu Donkey to agree to his simple request so quickly.

Meng Hai and Niu Donkey took off their clothes in the wilderness, put on women's clothes again, and after a while of makeup and dressing, the two of them became women like people, although the appearance was very strange, but in the end, the appearance of a woman was still hidden.

Meng Hai said: "I knew that you were an impatient, your donkey temper just can't be changed, I already knew that you would be reluctant to go to Peach Blossom City, so I borrowed clothes from Vanilla in advance, these clothes were bought by Vanilla to donate to the poor, and before she could donate them, I lent them out." ”

The cow and donkey said, "The two clothes you chose are very good, your one fits yours, and this one of mine fits mine." Just right. ”

Meng Hai said: "This question arises, you say that we are dressed like a young lady of whose family, and then take a bow and arrow, is it not appropriate?" ”

The cow and donkey said, "What's wrong with this, women also have bows and arrows, and my bow is still a leopard bow." ”

They walked all the way to Peach Blossom City, and the place where the two arrived was the place where the bow was sold last time, Meng Hai saw that there were many people gathered here, so he went to see it with Niu and Donkey. Many people gathered around, and everyone crowded to see the notice posted on the wall, which depicted two people, one like a cow and a donkey, and the other like Meng Hai. Meng Hai saw that there was his own portrait on the notice, and quickly covered his face.

Meng Hai poked the cow and donkey with his index finger and middle finger, and whispered to the cow and donkey: "We are wanted, we caused trouble in Peach Blossom City, and many people know about it, but fortunately, we are disguised at this time, otherwise we should be recognized." ”

Niu Donkey said, "Hmph, these people of the free clan are thinking about the whole person of the Fa. You say that we sell barbecue here, and we don't let us sell it, and we sell bows and arrows here, and we don't let us sell it, so why can someone on that street sell their body and just sell it?"

Meng Hai said: "Those who sell their bodies may be free people, do you think that if you sell your body, you don't want background, you don't want relationships, you don't want talent?"

The cow and donkey said, "I'd better buy chickens and a bottle of wine, my stomach will already growl." ”

Meng Hai said: "When you say that, I am also hungry." ”

The two of them came to the chicken stall, bought chicken to eat, and bought wine to drink. When someone next to them saw the two of them eating and drinking like this, they felt very different from women, and they probably thought in their hearts, how could there be such a woman.

When Meng Hai was eating the chicken, he said to the cow and donkey: "You eat slowly, pay attention to what you eat." The ox and the donkey said, "Hungry, eat when you are hungry." Eating is for a full stomach, not for people to see. I don't sell myself, pay attention to what. ”

The two of them ate and talked, and soon ate all the meat and drank all the wine.

Meng Hai stood up: "Fortunately, we are dressed like this, otherwise we should have been recognized." ”

The cow and the donkey said, "Now it's all right." When I'm hungry, what I want most is to eat. It's wonderful to eat, and it's a great thing to eat. ”

Meng Hai said: "Now you are satisfied, we have come to this Peach Blossom City, and we have also spent some novel coins." This novel coin should also be spent slowly, it is not easy for us to earn novel coins. ”

The cow and the donkey said, "Okay." I'll buy some snacks for my kids to take home, and the two little ones love snacks the most. ”

Meng Hai went with the cow and donkey to buy some snacks that children loved, and then they left Peach Blossom City and entered the boundless wilderness. The wild beauty of this wilderness, can always capture the hearts of the two, they are in this wilderness, not in a hurry to return to the dark incense cave, but to enjoy the scenery while moving forward on the road, the grass and mounds here have not changed, but the weather is different every day, people's mood is also different, so every time on this road, people see the scenery can also be said to be different, not only the hue is different, the hue is also different.

Niu Donkey said: "In this wilderness, there are snow scenes, rain scenes, scenery, frost scenes, autumn scenes, spring scenes, this wild is really unpredictable, we are really blessed in this field." ”

Meng Hai said: "Year after year, year after year, there is eternal beauty here." (To be continued......)