In every year's heart, there was a goddess who lived.

I thought that the goddess would not eat the fireworks of the world, be pure and sacred, spotless, and even forever young, and would not get angry, complain, or do something unseemly,

Until I suddenly found out that the goddess also had to go to the toilet, the dream was shattered in an instant.

If the Psionic Continent wants to select a recognized goddess, then even if few people in the world know her appearance, they will vote for the empress,

Because most of the people who have been lucky enough to see the empress are not only impressed by her strength, but also by her appearance, so there is a saying on the mainland that "the goddess of the world is the only empress".

In the half a year that Shen Feng has traveled, of course, he has also heard rumors about the empress, and he is also quite curious about this legendary goddess.

This time, because of the "deformation meter system", I was not only fortunate to see its true face, but even "got on it".

Shen Feng sighed that the rumors were true, the empress's appearance and figure were indeed at the goddess level,

But he never expected that

I have to go through the throes of shattering my dreams again,

It turns out that the empress also has to go to the toilet!

"Huh, no, why did the empress go to the toilet?"

Shen Feng's eyes widened, and he suddenly remembered something important.

The reason why the goddesses in Sao Nian's heart need to go to the toilet is because they are just mortals after all, ordinary people who need to eat, drink and Lazar, and they are not real goddesses.

But the empress is different.

The empress is a powerhouse in the Great Emperor Realm, an existence close to a god, she is 108,000 miles away from mortals, and she is only one step away from the real goddess.

Shen Feng still remembered that he had read such a passage in a book,

"The Great Emperor and the Sage, the body has reached the ultimate realm, no need to eat, no need to excrete, no need to sleep, feed on the essence of heaven, earth, sun and moon, discharge the debris in the body when breathing, if there is no accident, you can stay young forever, and it will not be extinguished for ten thousand years. ”

Shen Feng was sure that he was not mistaken,

Because when he first saw this sentence, Shen Feng was stunned, he could not eat, drink or sleep, and he could remain young forever and never die, this is simply the ultimate dream of a lazy person!

is as lazy as Shen Feng, and he has worked hard for this dream,

He cultivated earnestly for three days.

Three days later, he found that with his cultivation speed, it would take about 10,000 years to practice to the Great Emperor Realm, and Shen Feng suddenly lost his motivation again.

This incident happened within half a year, and Shen Feng was particularly impressed, and he was sure that he was not mistaken.

And he clearly remembers,

The book that wrote that passage is clearly a teaching textbook written by the Holy Master Kong Yiji himself!

It was precisely because this passage was said by the saint himself that Shen Feng was so convinced and excited at that time, and he really went to practice for three days.

If Master Confucius didn't talk nonsense, then the empress shouldn't need to eat and excrete.

But this urge to urinate,

Where did it come from?

Shen Feng frowned and thought about it.

"Could it be that the expulsion of impurities from the body when you breathe is not automatic?"

Just now, before leaving, the pearl slime "Little San" did the etiquette of the palace maid to entertain guests, helped him pour a cup of tea, and set up the pastries.

Shen Feng didn't eat the pastry, but in order to test his strength with the teacup, he drank all the tea in the teacup by the way.

Tea is not the essence of heaven, earth, sun and moon, it will produce "sundries" in the human body.

The Great Emperor Sage can excrete all the debris in the body through breathing, so there is no need for normal people to excrete it.

But if this method of breathing and expelling debris is not automatic, but requires some kind of breathing technique that can only be used by the Great Emperor Sage, then it will be different.

Shen Feng is a fake emperor, he doesn't know this kind of breathing trick at all, of course he needs to excrete the debris from his body through the excretion method of a normal person.

This is a more reasonable explanation that Shen Feng can come up with.

But there are also problems with this interpretation,

How can there be a reason that urine forms in less than three minutes after drinking tea?

The liquid that a normal person drinks needs to be absorbed into the bloodstream through the gastrointestinal tract, through blood circulation, and then processed by the kidneys to form urine, and then stored in the kidneys for a period of time before being excreted.

It's definitely not something that can be done in three minutes!

What the hell is going on?

Shen Feng frowned deeply,

He couldn't think of a reason,

And the more I use my brain to think, the more high and surging the urge to urinate,

He couldn't hold it anymore!

Shen Feng clamped his legs hard,

He turned his head to look at the other side of the room,

This happens to be a superior suite with both a bathroom and a toilet.

In the bathroom,

A golden toilet stands quietly,

A silent temptation was issued to him.

The golden toilet bowl seems to say,

"Come on me!"

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Slime Forest, on the outskirts of the forest.

A figure suddenly fell from the sky!

The empress, who was "fighting monsters and leveling up", suddenly stopped her hand and vigilantly pulled the pear blossom and retreated into the distance.

The Empress recognized the uninvited guest who had fallen from the sky.

"Holy Master Kong Yiji?"

Rika only glanced at it and quickly recognized it.

The portrait of the saint emperor, except for the empress, several other people have been circulated in the world, and Kong Yiji's portrait has been printed on the cover of many textbooks, and it is difficult for Pear Blossom to recognize it.

The empress frowned slightly,

Kong Yiji also triggered the trial?

Why is that?

Although the empress did not understand the reason, she instinctively sensed the danger.

Kong Yiji also fixed his eyes on the young man and girl in the distance, and found that they were all fresh faces, and they were ants of the Spirit Crown Realm, so he looked in the other direction of the forest without interest.

There are 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in his heart,

The hateful Whitebeard President didn't trigger the trial and tricked him and Caesar into going together,

What kind of conspiracy does this old fox want to do?

Kong Yiji frowned and thought about it.

At this moment, the sound of the trial management program releasing tasks sounded in his head.

After listening to the trial mission,

Kong Yiji's expression suddenly changed,

"Stop!"

Kong Yiji turned his head to look at the boy and girl who were walking into the depths of the forest, and said coldly, a trace of cold killing intent flashed in his eyes.

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The empress is lucky,

If it wasn't Shen Feng who exchanged her soul, but another man,

In the case of urgency and there is a toilet and bathroom in the room,

Ninety-nine percent of the time the person would take off her pants, go to the bathroom, and then take off her clothes and take a shower in the bathroom next door, and then lie naked on the bed to study her anatomy.

With the empress's beautiful face and seductive figure,

Even Megumi Yanagishita probably couldn't help but do it.

But Shen Feng is exactly the one percent exception.

Why?

It's not because Shen Feng is more than Liu Xia Hui, as a real man who was heartbroken after Kuaibo was banned, he didn't have such a high consciousness.

It's not because Shen Feng is afraid of dying so carefully, in fact, even if he really does this, the empress will know nothing, and even if he doesn't do it, the empress may not believe it at all.

The only thing that can provide him with this is the confidence that he will not be able to face any polygraph method.

There is only one reason why Shen Feng is the one percent exception!

You may not believe it when you say it,

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