Chapter 47: Double Cheapness
"Seriously?"
"It has to be true!"
"I don't believe it, unless you prove it to others. ā
"No problem, you say, what do you want me to do? Just ask, I promise it will be as you wish!"
"Really?"
"Absolutely!" Wu Hao smashed his hand on his chest, looking like he was swearing: "Say, what do you want me to do?"
"Divorce your wife and concubine, drive away the maid of the Wu family, never fight any beautiful woman's idea from now on, let me be your only one." How, can you do it?"
Of course not!
You stinky~, who do you think you are?
Yes, you are indeed beautiful, not ordinarily beautiful, but can you continue to be beautiful?
Even if you could, so what?
Although dragon liver and phoenix brain are good, they will be tired of eating a meal.
What's more, your beauty is not the first in the world, there are more beautiful young women than you, there are a lot of them, a trumpet flower for you, let Lao Tzu discard the entire hundred gardens, I am sick, I?
Lao Tzu was determined to sleep with all the great beauties in the world since he was a child, and no one could stop me from fulfilling this wish, not even the Jade Emperor!
Lao Tzu gives you a good face, purely because Lao Tzu has not found a more beautiful and sassy goods than you, and Lao Tzu still wants to play with you for a few more days, I am afraid that you will not cooperate with the play and be unhappy, so I will be polite to you against my will, you are really rare to you, hum, you also think too highly of yourself, too serious about yourself.
The human heart is not enough to swallow the elephant, you are really not afraid to support yourself.
Don't inch in and kick your nose in the face, otherwise don't blame Lao Tzu for being polite, I really annoy Lao Tzu, I'll you ~ chop up the woman and feed it to the dog!
Wu Hao was very unhappy, he really wanted to spit on Jia Yujie's face with thick phlegm, and kicked her to her grandmother's house.
Still, with a deep breath, he held back.
After all, Jia Yujie is really beautiful, the key is that she is sassy enough, wave enough, the kung fu in bed is very good, the posture is thousands, there are many tricks, he has never met a little like her who can play~ Zi, it's really cool to do it.
Such a woman is really rare, he hasn't had a good time, and he is really reluctant to take her life.
However, she is too vexatious.
If you don't teach her a lesson, if you don't teach her a hard lesson, she won't know who her name is.
If she doesn't go along with her wishes, what if she doesn't let her play? If she works hard, how can she find a short-term view? Then wouldn't Lao Tzu lose a lot!
Go with her will, Lao Tzu is unhappy.
If she doesn't like her, Lao Tzu is likely to be uncomfortable in bed.
Hell, how is this good?
Wu Hao's head is not very good, and he really doesn't know what to do for a while.
He didn't give an answer right away, he hesitated.
What does this mean?
Jia Yujie is not a big fool, she knows very well that Wu Hao is unwilling, she is unhappy, very unhappy, but she also knows that her request is too much, after all, Wu Hao is not a eunuch, he is a real prostitute ~ Stick, when he sees a beautiful woman, his eyes are straight, and he can't walk, if he doesn't beat their ideas, how is this possible?
Even if he agreed, it would definitely be, after all, dogs can't change their eating ~.
He disagreed, which was entirely to her expectation.
However, she didn't bother to care about him in general, so she gave him a blank look and said coldly: "You are a liar, a big liar!"
"How did I lie to you?"
"Didn't you say you could do whatever I said?"
"That's right. ā
"That'...... Are you really planning to divorce your wives and concubines and drive away the maids of the Wu family?"
"Of course, just kidding, who am I? Lao Tzu is the head of the Wu family, the city lord of Yongle City, and the nephew of the prime minister of the dynasty, how can he be untrustworthy?"
What Wu Hao thought in his heart, Jia Yujie naturally didn't know, he agreed, she was quite surprised, she couldn't believe her ears, so she stared at him and said, "You really want to do this?"
"Yes, since you've brought it up with my little darling, why shouldn't I do it?"
"Would you like to?"
"Of course I do!"
"Really?"
"It's true!"
"Why?"
"Because you don't like it, my little darling!"
"I ......"
"What else do you want me to do? You're welcome, just say it!"
"You better not chase them away. ā
"Why?"
"They are not unreasonable people, nor are they extremely possessive guys, they are all husbands and your people, they are my sisters, I have no grievances with them, why do I want to drive them away? Driving them away, making you uncomfortable, making you unhappy, am I so ignorant?"
"That'sā"
"People just said casually, I'm kidding you. ā
"You...... Seriously?"
"Of course, even if I don't like them, I can't drive them away, absolutely not. ā
"Why?"
Jia Yu glanced at Wu Hao, and then looked at Wu Hao's ...... (What is omitted, you must be able to guess #^.^#) pouted, pretending to have a breath: "Why don't you know?"
"This ...... I really don't know. Why?"
"Knowingly, you are so bad, you are really bad. Jia Yujie looked shy, and her pink fist lightly pounded Wu Hao's chest.
Wu Hao was really a little puzzled: "I really don't understand, little baby, what do you mean?"
Jia Yujie quickly made a move and patted Wu Hao's ...... ((*^ā½^*)) said shyly: "Husband is so powerful, your ...... (O(ā©_ā©)O) is so powerful, how can I eat alone? People are not even twenty years old, I don't want to go to see Lord Yama so early! What's more, people like to sleep with many people, so it will be more interesting and fun. Don't you like it?"
"I like it! Of course I like it! As long as the little baby likes it, Lao Tzu likes it! I like it unconditionally!" Wu Hao was proud, hehe smiled, and kissed Jia Yujie, and then reached out to touch Jia Yujie...... (o(* Ģ) Ģ*)o) want to rub it in.
However, Jia Yujie didn't cooperate with him, and dodged away: "Husband, what are you doing? The streets are full of people, aren't you ashamed to do it here?"
"Shame, shame, shame!" Wu Hao said, and pounced on Jia Yujie like a hungry wolf.
Jia Yujie continued to hide: "You are not ashamed, others are ashamed." ā
"Are you ashamed?"
"Uh-huh. ā
"Are you a shy person?"
"What do you mean?"
"You are so wild on weekdays, you play so crazy, you are a prostitute more than a prostitute, and I don't see that you are the slightest shy. ā
"That's different. ā
"How is it different?"
"In the past, we were all in the courtyard or in the house, surrounded by our own people, but this is the street, and here ......"
"Isn't that more exciting? Don't you just like to try new things?"
"I ......"
"What am I? Don't worry, if you are afraid that they will see, afraid that they will talk nonsense, when we are done, Lao Tzu will order someone to pick out their dog's eyes and pull out their mouths, if it still doesn't work, then Lao Tzu will chop them all up and feed them to the dog!"
"This ......"
"What is this, don't grind, Lao Tzu is uncomfortable, come here, let Lao Tzu (think for yourself)#^.^#......" Wu Hao said, rubbing his hands, and pounced on Jia Yujie with a snort.
However, Jia Yujie really didn't want to do anything with him, so she immediately dodged away, and said very seriously: "Husband, you just slapped my big mouth too hard, look at my face, it's all swollen into a big hair cake, my face hurts, it hurts, it hurts to death! My head is so confused, my body is not smooth with qi and blood, it's very uncomfortable, it's disgusting, can you let me rest a little and slow down?"
"But, Lao Tzu is really uncomfortable, so uncomfortable. ā
"There are people here, and there are a lot of women, you can find a few guys (please continue to think for yourself) o(* Ģ) Ģ*)o......"
"They're so ugly, Lao Tzu has no sexual interest, not at all! Lao Tzu just wants to play with you, otherwise it's not happy!"
"Isn't that difficult for you?"
"I don't want to, but I'm really uncomfortable!"
"Bear with me!"
"I can't bear it, I have to do it now!"
"People don't want it!" Jia Yujie said, and ran directly towards the carriage: "If you have to do it, let's get rid of the bastard surnamed Long first, and then go to the car to play a good game, do you think it's okay?"
"Gotta get it!"