"Alas, this rough embryo has so small eyes and always likes to stare around...... Don't you know if there are shortcomings to hide? Still splashing dirty water? This is obviously just changing the subject...... What's more, the master didn't open his eyes and talk nonsense this time, what he said was the truth......"

Xie Yu turned his head when he heard this, and Shrek was staring at himself angrily with a pair of small eyes, obviously angry at Xie Yu's unrighteous behavior just now. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Xie Yu looked carefully at Shrek's little yellow bean eyes that were trying to widen, and felt a little funny in his heart, so he couldn't help muttering a few words in a low voice.

Faced with Shrek's dissatisfaction, Xie Yu tilted his head and thought about it, and decided to ignore it.

Xie Yu thinks that if he gives Shrek a big white eye, and then snorts disdainfully in his nose, he shakes his head and sits down directly to meditate, not to mention whether he will continue to anger this rude guy, that is, in the next time, he will complain and chant in his ear all the time, disturbing himself and unable to meditate, then his desire to meditate and replenish his spiritual power will definitely be in the soup.

After all, she is not a chick, she can roll her eyes, snort coldly and shake her head and ignore it, while Shrek doesn't even dare to put a superfluous fart, she can only scratch her purple head and giggle awkwardly, and every time she sees this sad scene, she will arouse her overflowing sympathy......

But...... I can't do it myself!How can I use the same tricks as the little girl?!

So, after Xie Yu tilted his head, his eyes rolled and he thought about it, and the expression on his face immediately changed from a faint sneer to a deep grievance:"

"Big brother......! Why don't you know what to do?!Why am I doing this...... Don't you understand? I ...... Little brother, this is for your own good!"

"Fart!for my good?Why don't I believe it?!"

As soon as Shrek saw the little mage aggrieved there, he flattened his mouth aggrievedly, and slapped himself with palladium, he couldn't help but be even more angry, and the green tendons on his neck burst out, but under the cover of purple, it was a little inconspicuous, and with a wave of his hand, he interrupted the little mage to continue to pretend to be pitiful there, and then exhaled angrily:

"Don't think I'm fooling if I don't read much! You just poured dirty water on me...... Tell me, what the hell is your kid's idea?!"

"Big brother, how can you not believe it? I really said that for you......!

Xie Yu thought that this rough embryo had learned badly, and suddenly became smart, so he had no choice but to pout and continue to pretend to be aggrieved, and spread his hands at Shrek.

"You're a ghost if you believe in you!" you're clearly trying to frame me...... Shrek glared again, his face full of disbelief.

"Alas...... Big brother, think about it carefully, although the little fat man's personality is not competitive, but he puts the responsibility on you, and then the whole thing, including the fact that the little girl pulled the female elf over to give the little fat man a stimulant, the little fat man will definitely cry in front of his sister-in-law, and he will add fuel and vinegar, and with Nicole's temper, recalling you, the culprit who delayed the trip for half a day, will definitely be angry, and may ...... Well, I'm sure I'll come and question you...... In this way, won't you be able to get close to your sister-in-law again? In fact, what the younger brother said just now is to create an opportunity for the eldest brother to get along with your sister-in-law......

"Question me, how do you question me, why do you question me......"

"Alas...... Don't say such an elegant word to question, it's just scolding you! Pointing at your nose and jumping on your feet to scold you!" Xie Yu watched Shrek scratch his head, blinking his little eyes hard, as if he still didn't understand, and couldn't help but be a little impatient and said: "Sister-in-law is very anxious to find that damn grass, and didn't you make so many things to delay the trip?!"

"Boy...... You just say that you don't have any good intentions, don't you?!You actually want your sister-in-law to scold your eldest brother?!" Shrek was furious again when he heard this.

"But, didn't you also get a chance to get in close contact with your sister-in-law?, it's convenient to cultivate feelings......" In the face of this rough responsibility, Xie Yu was not guilty, but said confidently.

"Hmm...... This, although it sounds a little wrong, ...... There seems to be some truth!" Xie Yu's justification made Shrek's momentum suffocate, and then he blinked his eyes twice and muttered in his mouth.

"What does it mean to have some truth?!, that's exactly what it's all about...... Big brother, think about it, my sister-in-law has ignored you for a few days...... After you set off, you know every day that you are messing with those two nasty female elves, don't you want to be a sister-in-law?!"

"Think about it...... That's it, those two female elves are really annoying, always pestering your sister-in-law, and sandwiching your sister-in-law in the middle, it's too unusual...... Isn't that robbing me of my place?!"

Shrek turned his head to look at the two female elves who were woken up because of the arrival of the little fat man, who were sitting on both sides, hooking shoulders with their goddesses, making love as if they were their own sisters, enjoying the little fat man's sycophants together, and couldn't help but be angry immediately, after turning his head, he suddenly nodded like pounding garlic, and agreed with the little mage's words, and at the same time muttered dissatisfiedly, complaining that the two female elves had robbed the nephrite fragrance that should have belonged to him.

"Damn! Ugh...... This brainless should have a bottom line...... Alas!" Xie Yu shook his head, sighing helplessly and despising Shrek, the self-inflicted ugly peacock.

"Hey...... Boy, it looks like I've really wronged you...... Hehe, your sister-in-law secretly glanced at me a few times just now, but it does seem to be a little angry! Love, speaking of which, this is the first time she has looked at me in a few days, although her eyes are not very friendly, but she looks at me after all...... Well, you kid has a way! Not bad...... Hey, hey!"

An ugly peacock that is always ready to open the screen randomly!uh...... Forget it, let's not spoil such a beautiful species as peacocks...... This is clearly a black mountain pig with a long tail! It's still a large one......

--Seeing this rough embryo and nymphomaniac grinning and slapping himself on the shoulder as if complimenting, Xie Yu couldn't help but have this idea in his heart.

"Hmm...... It's good that you understand! Okay, okay...... I know my sister-in-law has finally ignored you, so you're excited now, but no matter how excited you are, please pat yourself on the shoulder......"

Xie Yu grinned and took a step back, avoiding Shrek's insignificant big hand and the overwhelming saliva offensive, and after moving his shoulders twice, he frowned and said, "Moreover, you have to be mentally prepared...... Even if my sister-in-law really came over, she would definitely point at your nose and scold first...... I may only ...... with you after I feel comfortable scolding Well, I'm going to catch up with you, so I'll ...... then."

"You don't have to worry about this, boy, I know it in my heart, I'm just to see your sister-in-law up close, as for her scolding me for a word or two, my eldest brother will treat me as a fart...... Hmmm? No, no...... I'll just go in my left ear and out my right ear, and I'm sure your sister-in-law won't really scold me anyway...... She's definitely not going to give up!"

"Alas, it's gone, it's too late for any medicine...... Where did this nymphomaniac get this blind confidence that doesn't know whether to live or die?!"

Xie Yu looked up at Shrek with a smile on his face with some sympathy, and felt a little speechless, shook his head, and sighed in his heart.

"You kid, this is obviously a good thing! Why are you shaking your head and sighing...... Scold two sentences, scold two sentences, hit is kissing and scolding is love!" Shrek was dissatisfied, and then suddenly glared fiercely: "Could it be ...... Don't you believe your big brother?!"

"Believe...... Naturally, I believe it! The relationship between the eldest brother and the sister-in-law is earth-moving! No matter how dry the sea and rocks are rotten and the mountains are edgeless, the heaven and the earth will never fade for thousands of generations......" Xie Yu smiled bitterly, and then hurriedly waved his hand: "Even if my sister-in-law scolds the eldest brother once in a while, it is only because she hates iron and steel, and she wants the eldest brother to become a talent as soon as possible, so as to benefit the people in the future!"

"Huh...... Listen to the boy!hehehe...... Big brother thinks so too......"

Shrek grinned again, smiled brightly, and turned his ugly face into a chrysanthemum.

"That's right...... scolded on your eldest brother, but it hurt in your sister-in-law's chest...... Uh-huh, sister-in-law's heart, so distressed......"

"Huh...... Hey, hey, hey, hey......"

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