Chapter 211: Goose Goose Goose, Song to the Sky!
"Ling Shao, there are still a lot of things to give to girls, but there are really no ones that can bring out your identity. [Ran^Text^Library] []. [774] [buy]. [com]///”
That year, the shopkeeper said carefully word by word: "You also know that in the past few days, some of the treasures in the Baibao Building have been selected by those kings and grandsons in Yujing City. ”
Ling Feng frowned. In this way, it is indeed a bit difficult to do.
Ling Feng remembered that in the Misty Mountain Range, Zhu Yun and Song Da, who died at his own hands, were collecting the stamens of the cannibal vine according to the instructions of Broken Tianya, and I heard that it was to activate the soul beast eggs.
Even the birthday gifts given by Tianya to Ao Bingyue are all priceless and rare soul beast eggs, and Chu Soul Aotian's shot must be even more extraordinary.
Ling Feng also thought about it carefully, no matter what good gifts he chosen, he would not be proud of the heavens, and the value given out by these people would not be ruined.
As the saying goes, courtesy is light and affection is heavy!
Since no matter what gift you choose, others will go down, so let's make it the easiest.
"Pang Qian, you bring me a piece of rice paper, I will draw a picture with my own hands and give it to Ao Bingyue as a birthday gift. ”
Ling Feng Meditation Meeting, or take this simplest and most effective method, as long as the heart is there, it is the best gift.
"Since it's painting, it's better to use soul animal skin, and the grade is higher. ”
Pang Qian said tentatively.
Painting on rice paper is a bit too stingy.
"No, at Ao Bingyue's birthday party, the soul beast skins given by others will definitely be stacked into a mountain, and I will send the same one, how can I show my special and sincerity. ”
Ling Feng swept his sleeves and immediately refused.
That year, the shopkeeper was instructed to immediately take a good piece of rice paper and put it on the table.
Ling Feng picked up the brush and stirred it in the ink, and after a while, a painting jumped on the paper.
Although Ling Feng's painting speed is very fast, the brushwork is really flattering. Seven-year-old naughty children are not as good, looking at Ling Xue and Lan Fang frowning.
"Brother......
Ling Xue pursed her lips and forced a smile to say, "Ao Bingyue's birthday, you draw a duck for her, it's not suitable, right?"
"What? Duck, do you have eyesight, this is clearly a peacock. ”
Ling Feng stared at his masterpiece and quibbled, "Ao Bingyue's appearance, originally proud like a peacock, I gave him a picture of the peacock opening screen that I drew with my own hands, and then put up a poem, it will definitely amaze the audience." ”
"It's clearly a duck, and it's also open, even the feathers of the peacock you draw are nondescript, similar to the feathers of the chicken in the soup. ”
Lan Fang muttered softly.
Ling Feng's painting skills can't even be talked about, it is clearly graffiti, and Lan Fang, who looked at it, shook her head.
"Is my drawing really that bad?"
Ling Feng dragged his chin and said to himself.
In his life, he was not busy with alchemy, he was crazy about cultivation, improving his cultivation for revenge, and he really didn't have the leisure to paint.
However, the painting had already been finalized, and Ling Feng didn't want to waste any more energy trying to change it.
Pang Qian and Da Da Kang all had strange colors flashing in their eyes.
In front of Ling Feng, the rice paper animal, with a neck like a swan, a tail like a rooster, and a body like a peacock, no one could recognize what kind of strange creature it was.
However, Pang Qian still opened his eyes and said nonsense, and said complimentingly, "Ling Shao's painting skills are really amazing, the peacocks that this old man painted with peacocks have been much fatter before, and they must be the overlord of peacocks, and they are all ......."
"Pang Qian, you still have some eyesight!"
Ling Feng was not ashamed at all, but said complacently, "Xue'er, what kind of poem did you say to mention in front of you?"
"Brother......
Ling Xue's eyes as clear as autumn water flashed with a touch of wisdom, and she said, "I'll write it for you." ”
Without waiting for Ling Feng to agree or object, Ling Xue snatched the brush from his hand and wrote in the right corner of the rice paper
'Goose, goose, goose, song to the sky, white hair floating green water, red anthurium plucking clear waves!'
Because Ling Xue has been sick in bed for a long time, she has never practiced calligraphy at all, and the words she writes are crooked and twisted like earthworms, which is also extremely ugly.
"Brother, what do you think of this song?"
Ling Xue looked at the poem she had written, and her face was also red, full of shame.
"This poem seems a bit off-topic. ”
Ling Feng said hesitantly.
"At the banquet that day, Ao Bingyue was the protagonist, and there were many people who scolded her, she definitely didn't have time to look at this gift you gave, not to mention that you and she were already strangers, so what do you care about her thoughts?"
Ling Xue originally didn't have a good impression of Ao Bingyue, and said angrily, "Besides, the animal you painted is good to say, when it is a white swan, the charm of this poem is actually quite good, and it is the most suitable to use it as a metaphor for Ao Bingyue."
Do you think, goose goose goose, song to the sky, that means that the goose's white neck sings to the sky, quacking, just enough to describe her heart of climbing the dragon and the phoenix,
The white hair floats in the green water, and the red anthurium plucks the clear waves, that's simpler, it's not to use her coquettish tricks to seduce people, attracting bees and butterflies!"
"Cher's ......"
Ling Feng's head was full of black lines, and finally he said helplessly, "You have learned badly, who taught you these words?"
"No one taught Xue'er, haven't you done enough for Ao Bingyue over the years? Aren't you teased by her enough? Why do you still go to her birthday party and be looked down upon?"
Ling Xue didn't know what was going on, her eyes were red, and she said, "You think Xue'er doesn't know what you're thinking, you haven't let her go from beginning to end, you've just been deceiving yourself." ”
"You're still young, and there are some things you don't understand. ”
Ling Feng naturally wouldn't explain the reason why he had to go.
Besides, if he calculates an explanation, it will take Ling Xuexin to do it.
When Ling Feng and Ling Xue had a quarrel for the first time, a young man dressed as a small guy stepped in from the door of Baibao Tower.
"Who's Ling Feng?"
The little guy said proudly.
"I am. ”
Ling Feng turned around, a flash of doubt in his eyes.
"On the order of the eldest prince, I will send you three invitations. ”
The little guy threw the three invitations directly to the ground, and said arrogantly, "The eldest prince has something to explain, Ling Feng, Ling Xue, and Lan Fang, three days later, be sure to come to the guest building to participate in Ao Bingyue's birthday banquet, if you dare not come, you will bear the consequences." ”
"You ......"
Ling Fengpi pointed at the little guy with a smile, and said coldly, "Kneel on the ground for me, stretch out your dog tongue, and obediently pick up three invitations......"
There is a fire in his heart that has nowhere to vent, who expected that a punching bag would suddenly appear, and naturally he would not let it go easily.
"You kid is so bold, I'm the eldest prince's person, and it's enough to lift you up by passing a message......"
The little guy was stunned for a moment, and then became fearless.
"It's just a dog of Chu Soul Aotian, and he dares to be presumptuous in front of me. ”
Ling Feng shot like lightning, and with a slap directly threw the outrageous little guy out of the door, turned his feet and turned into an afterimage, pulling the dizzy and star-full little guy back indoors again, and throwing him to the ground like a dead dog.
"Now it's time to stick your tongue out. ”
Ling Feng pressed his foot on the little guy's head, and said.
"Ling Shao, spare your life!" The villain stuck out his tongue and picked up three invitations. ”
The little guy was completely stunned, obediently stuck out his tongue, and licked up three invitations.
"Go back and tell Chu Soul Aotian that three days later, at Ao Bingyue's birthday banquet, I will definitely be there, and ask him to take more calming pills in advance, so as not to get angry and die." ”
Ling Feng said coldly.
"The villain must bring your words untouched. ”
The little guy's face was white and blue for a while, and he hurriedly ran out of Baibaolou.
"Brother, why did Ao Bingyue invite the two of us on her birthday?"
Ling Xue also seemed to realize that she had misunderstood Ling Feng, and said apologetically, "Why don't we leave Yujing City for the time being, and come back after Ao Bingyue's birthday party has passed?"
"Go, why don't you go, since people plan to see me Ling Feng is a joke, let's go together and see who plays who when the time comes. ”
Ling Feng Yin measured the Dao.
Hearing this, Pang Qian and Da Daqiang on his side suddenly felt a sudden burst in their hearts, and they couldn't imagine that Ling Feng was so arrogant that he was lawless, and he didn't even pay attention to the eldest prince.
The two of them secretly said that they were lucky, if Fang Cai hadn't retreated bravely, they wouldn't have known how they would die at this moment.