"The obscene theft system has been bound successfully!"

Shen Feng was dumbfounded, although he had long expected that the next bound system would not be awesome, after all, according to the urine nature of the first system is the wrist wrench system, these 10,086 systems are likely to be strange.

But what the hell is the lewd stealing system?

Stealing is obscene enough, and you have to add "obscene" as an adjective, what kind of trouble is this!

"Or ...... Let's talk about the system functions. ”

Shen Feng was stunned for a long time, he could only hold back such a sentence, he could only pray that the system function would not be too "obscene".

Xiao Mi said loudly: "Obscene stealing system - as the old saying goes, it is better to steal than to steal, it is better to steal than to steal, it is better to steal than to steal! Stealing is not stealing, it is stealing without knowing it, stealing is not stealing, it is stealing openly! With the assistance of this system, you will have the most upright but most mysterious stealing technique! You can openly steal anything from the other party under anyone's nose, and the other party knows nothing!"

God's TM wife is better than stealing!

God TM stealing is not stealing, stealing is not stealing!

Shen Feng couldn't help but complain about the "obscene" routine of changing the concept of this introductory word, but he was a little surprised to find that although the introductory word was obscene, the system function was not only not obscene, but very high!

"Stealing anything from the other party openly under anyone's nose, but the other party knows nothing" sounds too awesome, right?

Shen Feng couldn't help but doubt the authenticity of this sentence.

Sure enough, the little secretary immediately added: "It's just that there are three restrictions on the use of this system. ”

It's not that simple.

Shen Feng swallowed his saliva, he had a bad premonition, there were three usage restrictions, there shouldn't be any "obscene" requirements, right?

Xiao Mi said: "Restriction 1: The use of the 'Obscene Theft Technique' must meet the conditions for stealing, and for different stealing objects, the conditions for stealing are different. ”

"Restriction 2: If you meet the conditions for stealing, you can steal anything from the other party, but the target of stealing is random, and you can't decide what you steal. ”

"Restriction 3: You can only steal one thing at a time, and when you steal the same object twice, the stealing conditions will be changed and the difficulty will be greatly increased. ”

Huh? This restriction doesn't seem to be "obscene"?

To sum up, isn't it "the conditions that need to be met to steal, the target of stealing is random, and the difficulty of stealing the same object increases"?

These three limitations do greatly diminish the level of bugs in the functioning of the system, but they seem to be ...... It's not "obscene", is it?

Wait, something doesn't seem right!

Shen Feng suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly asked, "The stealing condition can't be something obscene, right?"

There is no way, the word "obscene" is too harsh, Shen Feng always feels that if he doesn't figure it out, he is likely to be pitted.

The secretary replied, "The conditions for stealing vary depending on who is being stolen, and any condition can occur! You can find out the conditions of stealing by reciting 'Stealing Conditions' silently. ”

Shen Feng breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, the conditions for stealing vary from person to person, it can't all be some "obscene" conditions, right?

However, Shen Feng still couldn't completely put his mind at ease, and he asked again, "What is the daily mission?"

If the system is functioning well, then there is only a problem with the Dailies, right?

The secretary said, "The current daily mission is to use the obscene theft technique to steal the designated item of the mission. ”

This Daily Quest sounds simple at first glance, but if you think about it, Stealing is random, but you have to steal a specific item, so isn't it just a matter of luck?

Shen Feng asked helplessly, "What are the designated items for the mission?"

The secretary said, "You can't tell you about the items specified in the mission, but you can get hints.

Stealing the target is inherently random, and it's not easy to steal the specified item, so you won't even tell you the designated item?

Well, hopefully the prompt will give you more clues.

Little Secretary: "The prompt information about the items designated by the mission is as follows - there is a worker named Xiaobai in the forging factory, who has no children and no daughters and Sister Fan, and the two of them went to the Star Hall to play together, and then drove into the clothing square. ”

Shen Feng was stunned, this prompt information is too complicated, right?

He also thought it would be some simple riddles, such as "a small stick is not too long, one end has hair and one head is light, born to love hygiene, and walks in the mouth several times a day", such as "a hole in the sky, hot and baked inside, hard to go in, soft velvet to come out", such as "a thing is seven inches long, the lady takes him to the embroidery room; in the middle of the night, the water flows, only to see the short but not the long".

Shen Feng could immediately guess that it was a toothbrush, a roasted sweet potato, and a candle.

But with this hint given by the little secretary, Shen Feng really couldn't guess what the answer was "item".

Because the amount of information is too much, there are three locations in this paragraph: the forging factory, the Star Palace, and the clothing square, and there are two characters, the worker Xiaobai and Sister Fan, and it is still a narrative sentence, which doesn't look like a riddle!

It's not a riddle, so what?

Shen Feng frowned and thought about it.

Xiao Mi said: "After the introduction of the system, I wish you a happy use." ”

Shen Feng was stunned and said, "Wait a minute, what about the prize experience benefits?"

Xiao Mi said: "You who have just received the D-level reward, you don't need to experience the benefits, because even if you don't experience the benefits, you will definitely do your best to complete the task." ”

Shen Feng: "......"

Shen Feng was a little speechless, Xiao Mi was really right, he had tasted the taste of D-level rewards, and he was now full of motivation and desire to complete the task.

But the prize experience benefits are a good thing, where is Shen Feng willing to give up.

Just when Shen Feng was thinking about how to persuade Xiao Mi to hand over the benefits obediently, a female voice suddenly sounded in the quiet room!

"What about updates?"

......

......

"What about updates?"

It was not an illusion or an illusion, for the female voice was quickly repeated again.

Shen Feng was startled, and hurriedly looked for the source of the sound, and saw that it was actually coming from the speakers of the computer!

After a closer look, I was stunned to find that the chat tool QQ on the computer didn't know when it was automatically logged in (it's actually a chat tool similar to QQ, but I'm too lazy to think of a term to replace it, so it's simply called QQ, don't ask why Tencent can even dominate the other world, maybe Ma Huateng is so awesome.) Not only that, even the QQ pop-up window is launched by itself, and the voice call is connected!

Is this hacking?

Shen Feng's scalp was a little numb, but he was inexplicably relieved, at least it wasn't a female ghost, he just thought it was Sadako or something!

It seems that a hacker should have hacked into his computer, remotely controlled QQ, and then connected to a voice call.

Wait, hacking into a computer, doesn't that mean...... He's been spied on!?

Hey, no, he doesn't seem to have the money to buy a camera.

For the first time, Shen Feng was glad about the current situation of the sling wire that he was so poor that he was reluctant to buy a camera.

"What about updates?"

On the other end of the voice, cold without a trace of emotion, so the woman's voice sounded a little eerie again.

Shen Feng was puzzled: "What update?"

The woman was silent for a while, and said intrinsically: "The update of "Absolute Demon King", you have been interrupted for 25 hours, 26 minutes and 34 seconds, what about the update?"

Shen Feng was stupid, "The Absolute Demon King" is an online novel he is serializing, and it is a street book with dismal results, but he firmly believes that it is not that he writes badly, but that the online literature market in this world cannot keep up with his level, so he insisted on 1.6 million words.

As a tentacle monster, Shen Feng has been updating 10,000 words a day for more than five months, which can be described as quite dedicated, but yesterday because of the wrist wrenching system, there was no time to code words at all, so he broke the change for a day.

I didn't expect that it was only a day off, and there were hackers who invaded the computer to urge the change?

Shen Feng couldn't cry or laugh, but he was also a little proud in his heart, his novels also have true love fans, so they are not the so-called "garbage novels that no one reads" by those trolls.

Of course, you have to be gentle with your fans, Shen Feng pinched his voice and said softly: "I'm sorry, I was a little busy yesterday and didn't have time to code words." ”

The woman was silent for a long time before she said in a voice as cold as an ice cube: "Do you have time to watch yellow (harmony) films, but don't you have time to code words?"

“......”

Shen Feng was stupid, he wanted to dig a hole and get in.

This TM is self-contained!

Shen Feng wanted to cry very much, how could you do this?

"When will it be updated?"

Compared with "accusing" Shen Feng, women seem to be more concerned about when they can see the update.

Shen Feng coughed lightly and said, "Soon, it will be updated soon, I'll code the words later......!" I may have other things to do in the future, and I shouldn't be able to update 10,000 words a day like before, and sometimes I will break the update for a day or two due to some special circumstances, and you will ..... next time Stop hacking into my computer, it's illegal!"

Shen Feng thought to himself that he would be busy completing the daily tasks of the system in the future, and he would definitely not have so much time to code.

And I'm likely to turn over as a salted fish, how can I explode the liver code words like before, in case I get awesome one day, what kind of online novelist will I be?

He has only been on duty for a day, and the other party does not hesitate to hack into the computer to urge the change, and if he is a eunuch in the future, he may do something crazy.

"This kind of thing is very common in the online literature industry, you have to learn to get used to it. ”

Shen Feng tried to enlighten the other party.

But the woman didn't seem to be listening at all, and kept muttering: "Break the shift for a day or two, break the shift for a day or two, break the shift for a day or two......"

The repetition of the voice seemed to carry some kind of suppressed emotion.

"Hey, are you alright?"

Shen Feng swallowed his saliva, this voice was too eerie and terrifying, like a female ghost in a ghost movie.

"Ding! The anger value of the stealing target [Pear Blossom] has exceeded 999, and the stealing conditions have been met, do you use the 'Lewd Stealing Technique'?"

Nani, is that okay?

Shen Feng: "This can also be stolen?"

Little Secretary: "As long as the stealing conditions are met, the stealing technique can be used no matter where the other party is!"

Shen Feng was shocked, could this be the legendary stealing along the network cable?

"Do you use 'lewd stealing'?"

The secretary asked again.

After some struggle, Shen Feng nodded, "Yes!"

Although you're a fan of mine, you hacked into my computer and I steal little things from you, isn't it too much?

Yes, not too much!

"Ding! Successful theft! You stole Pear Blossom's chest (harmony) cover. ”

Xiao Mi's voice sounded, and the eerie murmur on the other end of the voice suddenly stopped.

Shen Feng was stunned, and looked down at the soft white chest (harmony) mask that suddenly appeared in his hand, with a warm body temperature and a hint of a woman's fragrance, and he didn't know how to react for a while.

Nima, the case has been solved, it turns out that "obscene" means this!

.......

(PS: Deleted and changed, changed and deleted, this chapter was deleted and changed for an afternoon, and the plot was changed three times before I was finally satisfied, so the update was late again, and the update was less, sorry.) Alas, I can only borrow a sentence from Shen Feng in this regard, "You have to learn to get used to it." ）