Chapter 32: If life is only as it first sees, it will not work in the toilet
Of course, Shen Feng didn't have the awesome ability to listen to the argument, but he could hear the picture from the sound of the door opening from the cubicle behind him, and even "heard" Zhao Xiaoxi's cute and terrifying little face.
Such a thought was not so much an intuition as an ominous premonition, and it was precisely because the person who came out of the cubicle would be the worst situation if it was Zhao Xiaoxi, so he instinctively worried that this would happen.
The famous Murphy's Law states the truth that if you are worried about something happening, then it is more likely to happen.
Shen Feng felt that this sentence made sense, every time he finished writing a hearty and passionate human version of the animal world, he was always worried about whether he would encounter the ruthless gank of the review editor, and he really suffered 404.
Foreseeing out of fear is an ominous premonition.
So at this moment, Shen Feng instinctively chose to believe his hunch and made an astonishing and quick judgment.
You can't stay here, run!
Huh?
Shen Feng found himself in the center of the toilet, and the compartment where the door opened was close to him, and he immediately judged that he had no time to escape outside the toilet with his foot strength!
Then there is only one last option, hide in the toilet cubicle!
Shen Feng quickly made the most correct judgment in theory, when the door of the toilet cubicle slowly pushed out, and at the last moment, Shen Feng turned sharply to the side and hid behind the door panel, and at the same time, quickly reached out to hold the circular lock on the door of the neighboring cubicle.
With a twist of the wrist, the round lock was turned vigorously, and the door lock opened with a click.
Shen Feng immediately opened the door violently, and was about to flush it into the toilet!
However, as soon as half of his foot stepped into the toilet, Shen Feng stopped with a whoosh as if he had stepped on the brakes, as if he had been immobilized by a spell, and the whole person froze in place.
There was actually someone in the toilet!
The white-clothed girl with black hair covering her face and only a pair of blue eyes was sitting on the toilet, stretching her right hand forward, as if trying to grab the door that had been violently opened but before she could do so, her skirt had faded to her knees, and her snow-white underwear (harmony) had faded to the base of her thighs.
The pair of calves that catch your eye are as thin and smooth as ivory, and the thighs that are tightly attached to each other are graceful and round, warm and white, like clotted jade, but fortunately, the white top with a long hem completely hides the alluring scenery above the root of the thighs, and does not reveal the girl's most intimate spring light.
But it is precisely this kind of invisibility at the key point that is the most sultry and makes the blood of humans and beasts boil.
Shen Feng was stunned, not stunned by this pair of sultry jade legs, but stunned, not to mention the boiling of beast blood, he even had capillaries cold at this moment.
It's over, it's all over Nyima!
Blatantly broke into the women's toilet and forcibly watched her go to the toilet, this Nima is something that only perverted perverted beasts can do!
This is an idiot, sexual (harmonious) harassment, and obscenity!
How can it be explained?
This TM can't be explained!
Finished!
Shen Feng stared blankly at the gradually dilated cyan pupils, as if he foresaw what would happen next.
ββThe girl will scream in horror and shout through the sky, and the heroes who are busy with heroes saving beauty all day long hear the sound, and he can't even abscond in fear of crime, because Zhao Xiaoxi is likely to be behind him, after a beating, he was surrendered by the hero, named the pervert of the demon, because he had no money to fight a lawsuit, he was convicted of indecent (harmonious) blasphemy, and was sent to prison for reform, a certain hungry and thirsty prison boss saw his fine skin and tender flesh and moved his dirty thoughts, he struggled desperately but his fists were invincible, and finally ......
Thinking about it like this, Shen Feng even cooled down in the Jubu area.
"There's... people. β
However, the expected scene did not take place, the black-haired girl did not scream, but grabbed the hem of her clothes with both hands, pulled forward, covered her thighs, lowered her head slightly, and said "Someone" in a calm and soothing tone without other emotions.
Her voice was cold, but ethereal, like wind chimes swaying with the cold wind in the cold winter.
Shen Feng finally came back to his senses, he suddenly remembered that he was now "pretending to be a woman", in the eyes of the girl, he was not a pervert of the opposite sex who forced his way into the bathroom, but a girl of the same sex who strayed into the cubicle.
Shen Feng seemed to see a glimmer of life-saving light, in the end, he didn't mean it, it was clear that the toilet door was not locked, that's right, this is not sexual (harmonious) harassment, just some embarrassing coincidences!
Shen Feng let out a sigh of relief and prepared to "exit the room".
At this moment, a familiar voice suddenly sounded behind him, "Huh, isn't this the young lady in the security room?"
That was Zhao Xiaoxi's voice!
Shen Feng's hairs stood up in shock, he felt Zhao Xiaoxi's curious gaze from behind, and for a while, he felt a trace of warmth on his back, and his body, which had just felt a trace of warmth, instantly became cold again.
It's over, it's over again!
Once he turned around, Zhao Xiaoxi saw his face, and it was very likely that he would recognize his identity, and when the time came, his "man disguised as a woman" would be known by the black-haired girl, who was originally just a little embarrassed The girl found out that it was actually a boy who broke into the toilet, and the emotions of panic and fear were bound to surge, and he seemed to foresee what would happen next.
- The girl will scream in horror and shout through the sky, and the heroes who are busy saving beauty all day long will hear the sound......
However, there are wolves in front of him and tigers in the back, and he has no way to escape except to fly away.
Shen Feng was stunned, as witty as he was, and he didn't know how to solve such a dilemma.
Time seemed to stand still in this moment, and the world became dead silent, except for the sudden heartbeat and the sound of rapid breathing.
Da!
As if a stone had fallen on the calm lake, Zhao Xiaoxi's sudden footsteps broke the stillness of time and shattered the last trace of luck.
Touch!
Shen Feng suddenly shook the door hard, leaned his head against the door panel, and looked at death with a face full of death.
So be it!
Let him face all this bravely!
"Huh?"
The girl's puzzled voice suddenly sounded in her ears.
Shen Feng bravely opened his eyes and looked down, only to see the black-haired girl raising her head slightly, a few strands of hair falling obliquely, revealing a half-inch snow-white forehead, and those cyan eyes staring at him tightly.
Looking at each other quietly, I found that the pupil color of the eyes was blue with blue, blue with purple, bright and bright, but deep and noble, as if the blue-purple night sky was dotted with jade bluestones.
Shen Feng pulled the corners of his mouth stiffly, embarrassed, and slipped into the toilet in a hurry, it seemed that in his subconscious, being caught by Zhao Xiaoxi was a terrible choice.
It's just that how is he going to explain it to the girl in front of him?
Shen Feng's scalp was numb for a while, and he took out a pen and paper and wrote quickly: "There are villains chasing me, can you let me hide?"
Shen Feng's hands were shaking when he wrote this line, because he felt that this reason was too far-fetched and nonsense, and even he didn't believe it.
The girl stared at him in silence, and after a long time, she whispered, "Then you...... Turn around. β
Shen Feng's eyes widened in disbelief, and he quickly turned his body around, facing the wall with his face straight up, indicating that he would never turn his head away.
Soon there was a trivial sound behind him, and it sounded as if the girl was wearing a skirt and was about to leave.
Shen Feng sighed in his heart, what a kind girl, turning the door lock from the inside, he found that it was actually a broken lock, not that the girl carelessly forgot to lock the door, that is to say, the girl actually suffered an unwarranted disaster, but she was not angry from beginning to end, nor did she react excessively. even agreed to his unreasonable request, which would have been mad for other girls.
Although the girl in front of her looks a little like Sadako with her long hair covering her face, she is a good girl with a kind heart.
I hope I didn't hurt her.
I hope that the embarrassing misunderstanding will continue like this forever.
I hope that we will never intersect again like parallel lines, and put everything that happened today in the corner of our memory, and never remember it again in this life.
Hope......
"Ding! God-level stealing target detected!"
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(PS: Ask for a recommendation ticket and ask for a reward.,This is yesterday's second shift.,Tomorrow's two shifts will be updated before twelve o'clock tomorrow night.γ This plot is an important foreshadowing, don't look at this plot with obscene eyes, if life is only as first seen, is it okay to be in the toilet?)