Chapter 13: I am the son of the gods, and I am the most handsome

"Smack~~"

"Ouch!"

"Let you be a model for others and do something shameless. ”

"Smack~~"

"Ouch!"

"Let you threaten me, huh, an old turtle. ”

"Smack~~"

"Let you ~ let you ~ make you want to ~~"

Well, Tian Xiaotian took a short breath, and he couldn't find a reason, so he had to think about it casually.

Princess Chu Lengyan on the side approached Tian Xiaotian's side at this time, leaned close to his ear and asked, "Xiaotian, tell me, what is your identity?"

Regarding this issue, the two adulterers who were hanged and beaten above also pricked up their ears to listen, wanting to know the root cause.

Actually, Tian Xiaotian beat their butts, and it can only be mentally tortured, after all, the other party's strength is there, how can it hurt?

At first, the dean still felt very embarrassed to call, and then he didn't bother to shout anything, who let the fetish be tied up and couldn't move? With ouch, it's just a routine, after Tian Xiaotian feels comfortable, he won't continue for too long, it's very close to the academy, how embarrassing it is to be seen.

Tian Xiaotian, let me tell you, he is a clever ghost.

If he kills the dean and the head teacher, he thinks it's not necessary, but in fact, he can't kill him~ Tying up doesn't mean that he can kill people!

His eyes turned, the body of this thing shook, and he turned into a dragon qi on the spot, this is the human emperor's qi obtained from Chu Lengyan, as soon as this thing comes out, it is really boundless domineering, whether Chu Lengyan or the dean saw it, they all felt that they wanted to worship.

The obscene old man couldn't help but shout: "Good guy, the emperor dragon qi, how could it appear on your kid's body? Could it be that the group of people appeared because of you?"

"Ahem, because of whom, it doesn't matter, what matters is my background, right wife?" Tian Xiaotian pursed his lips and took advantage again.

Chu Lengyan is used to it, and she is beautiful, just nodding in place, waiting for the answer: "Mmmm, say it quickly." ”

"Kiss me and I'll say. "Tian Xiaotian, before lying, he wanted us to be cheap, pouted, and sent it to Chu Lengyan.

Chu Lengyan rolled her eyes, pinched the mouth of the donkey with her hand, and did not accept the threat.

But Tian Xiaotian was also arrogant, turned his back, and said proudly: "No, even if it's okay, I won't say it." ”

"You threaten me?" Chu Leng Yan blushed.

Tian Xiaotian turned around, shamelessly leaned on her shoulder and said, "What are you doing, it's not that you haven't kissed." ”

"You~~~"

Anyway, the two people above who also wanted to know the answer interjected at this time.

The dean, who was shameless, directly helped: "That's it, it's not that you haven't kissed?" My family and I are always kissed. ”

"Shut up, you have a wife and cheating, it's different from me. Tian Xiaotian glanced at him in disgust.

But when I saw the red tiger in the world, he hung on it shyly at the moment and said: "Child, where do you know love? In this world, it is not strange for a man to marry a few wives, but I fell in love with the dean when I was young, but it is a pity that he had an original match at that time, and he was a fiercer person than me, so he was not allowed to take a concubine, so I secretly got along with him here, and pretended to be not close to the living, we really love each other, not the kind of filth you think." ”

"I don't want to hear your stories, and I don't look down on the dean's eyes. Tian Xiaotian is even more disgusted, the red tiger in the world is unsightly, mainly.

As soon as he heard this, the dean stopped doing it.

The beard blew and said: "Do you know a fart? Huhu back then, she was no worse than Leng Yan, it's just that we are old, and she only practiced to cause obesity, don't you believe you take a closer look at her facial features? ”

"It doesn't matter, you have to believe in love. The Red Tiger of the World also said the same.

After Tian Xiaotian heard it, he really did it.

He spared the side of the red tiger in the world, and looked at her face, not to mention, it is really not ugly, if you lose weight, there are definitely two brushes.

However~ Tian Xiaotian will come to something, and as soon as he turned around, he leaned on Chu Lengyan's shoulder again, and said very 'flatteringly': "In my heart, Yanyan is the most beautiful." ”

"Hmph. ”

"Bah. ”

Although Chu Lengyan didn't eat this set, he was also useful in his heart, pretending to be cold, and after bowing his head and taking a bite of Tian Xiaotian, he pushed him vigorously and pushed him far away, and then hugged his hands in front of him and said: "Hurry up and blow, no, hurry up and say, where are you coming from?"

Aha, speaking of which, Tian Xiaotian is energetic.

made a handsome move, clenched his fists with his hands, held his forehead, closed his eyes and pretended to force: "I, Yushu is in the wind, chic and golden, noble-born, extremely talented, and the future Emperor Your Majesty." I, the son of the First God King of the Heavenly God Realm, specially went down to earth to practice. The rope you see is just one of my gadgets, and you will see more magical things in the future, all kinds of extraordinary. And my strength will rise like fireworks soaring into the sky. So from now on, you will worship me, because I am invincible and handsome!"

"Vomit~~"

The three people listening next to him were moved almost at the same time, and they were so moved that they vomited.

However, for what Tian Xiaotian said, they really believed a little bit, just a little bit. If you look at it later, you will have to see it later.

Chu Lengyan's eyes flickered a few times, but she didn't question it, she clasped her hands around her chest and asked, "Son of the Heavenly God, what are you going to do with the two of them?"

"Hey, hey, son of the gods, we believe it, and in the academy in the future, the two of us will cover you. ”

"Isn't it? You can do whatever you want, and I will listen to you. ”

At this time, they have already begun to express their 'allegiance', after all, they can easily tie them up with treasures, and this strength has to be admired.

But in fact, Tian Xiaotian just blew it.

With a turn of his eyes again, he took out a piece of paper, wrote a bunch of words in a swagger, and then handed it to the dean and the Red Tiger in the world.

"What are you doing?" asked the dean, confused.

"Don't do anything, since you listen to me, sell yourself to me, and be my little brother in the future. Tian Xiaotian said seriously.

"No, it's my little brother. ”

"No, it's the little brother. ”

"It's the little brother. ”

"Little brother~"

"My brother can do it too. ”

"It's the little brother~"

"You've won!"

The dean and the Red Tiger in the world actually signed the 'deed of sale' like this, although they were still hanging!

"Can you let us down, little brother?" asked the dean after 'selling himself'.

"No!" How could Tian Xiaotian let them go? There is no new lottery ability, wouldn't it be a complete calf if there is a rebellion?

In the dean's unwillingness, Tian Xiaotian also took action.

He got his hands on it and began to touch the dean and the head teacher of the Red Tiger in the world, and got their space rings, space belts, and all kinds of good things.

"What are you doing?" the dean shouted in a hurry, it was all his family property.

How could Tian Xiaotian care about this?

Put away these treasures, he pulled Chu Lengyan and didn't care about these two, and left directly.

As he walked, he said: "You will be free later, these things should be regarded as a tribute to the little big brother, and I will look for you when I have something to do." ”

"Hey, let us down. ”

"What do you want those things for? You're a son of the gods~"

"Yes, what are you asking for?" Chu Lengyan asked in a low voice.

Tian Xiaotian immediately rolled his eyes and said in a voice of only two people: "Wife, you are stupid, how can I be the son of the gods?

"Shameless. ”

"Hey, hey, don't worry, I'm not a child of the gods, but I have a scarier cheating than those. When the rope is gone, there is something new to replace it, which is my best way of saving my life. Tian Xiaotianshen explained mysteriously, and did not hide Chu Lengyan too much.

"What is a plug-in?"

"That's it, it's just ~ I can't tell, forget it, you just need to know that I'm amazing. ”

"Oh~ Then I'll see how you can catch up with my cultivation for half a month. ”

"Ha, we'll see. It will be so strong that you will love me more and more. ”