Chapter 526: Poor Daddy

Just as Lin Chen and the others were thinking hard about how to shoot the red heart of the arrow target, his father was living a leisurely and leisurely life in another strange world. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

"Bring me a pancake and ten eggs!" said Daddy, standing in front of a small stall, proudly.

Ignoring the surprised gaze of the vendor next to him, Dad buried his head in his own hands and leisurely took out a rectangular box from his trouser pocket.

I pressed it lightly on the side of the box, and somehow, the front of the box suddenly brightened.

Then, Daddy's fingers slid skillfully and casually on the front, and more than a dozen small patterns appeared on the shiny front.

Just as I was about to continue, the box of the cuboid suddenly emitted a high-pitched music: "How invincible is, how lonely ......"

At the same time, on the shiny front, a figure of an extremely beautiful woman appeared.

This woman, judging from her graphic appearance alone, is not much better than Zhou Ting.

And below the figure of the woman, there are several small figures.

It reads "Answer", "Decline", and the like.

After smiling lightly, Daddy selected "Answer" and placed the box next to his ear.

"Hey, I've just closed the stall! I'm buying pancakes, do you want to? I'll take some home!" Daddy changed his usual casual style, and when he spoke, he was extraordinarily gentle.

"Throw away your fortune tellers, go to Hang Lung and buy a decent outfit, and come back to the Mandarin Oriental!" a rather stern voice came from the box, as if urging.

"If only I came directly!" said the old man lightly, "Is there any noble person who you can't meet?"

If you dare to come over in tatters and bring your fortune-telling outfit, then you will kneel on the washboard tonight!"

"Doodoo-"

As the sound of "beep" stopped, the front of the box also became pitch black.

After hearing the last words of the woman, the father hit a spirit, and then took the box back into his trouser pocket with some fear.

"Boss, you want pancakes!" said the vendor with a smile as he handed over a large bulging pancake in an oil-paper bag.

"......" After the old man took the big pancake, he took out a piece of blue-gray paper and threw it into the arms of the vendor, then turned around and left, and said very proudly, "No need to look for it!"

After a deep sigh, the vendor shouted, "Why don't you look for it! You added ten eggs, a total of eleven pieces! You still have one piece to me!"

Especially in the last sentence "You still have a piece of me", the small vendor is completely accompanied by the spittle stars flying sideways.

The old man, who was walking in a chic manner and nibbling on a big pancake, heard the "loud call" of the small vendor, and his face was black.

Then he turned his head awkwardly, smiled heavily, and walked back briskly, pulling out an object in the shape of a round silver coin, and handing it to the little vendor with an angry face.

And said with a smile: "I remember wrong, I remember wrong!"

"I see that you are not too young, and you still want to learn from those little fresh meat to be cool?" said the little vendor disdainfully after taking the round object, as if he was teaching his father a lesson.

And Dad seemed to be as "open-minded" as Lin Chen, and did not make any response to this, but continued to nibble on the big pancake and walked briskly towards the front of the road.

Of course, the big backpack he carried cross-body was full of tools for "fortune telling, physiognomy, and word measurement......

If he didn't think it was too eye-catching, I'm afraid he would want to take his bamboo pole to swagger through the market!

And at this moment, a shirtless and sturdy man walked towards him.

"Young man, I see that your Yin Hall is black, and there will be a bloody disaster at any time!" "The old man, who was eating the big pancakes, suddenly brightened his eyes, and then said in a deep voice to the sturdy man who came over, "Why don't you sit down and let the immortal master teach you how to resolve it?"

"Nervous!" the sturdy man didn't care about his father at all, and strode forward, not caring at all.

"Hey......," he sighed, and the old man turned around, looked in the direction where the sturdy man was walking, and muttered, "Just as stupid as my son, don't believe me!"

Boom!

The sturdy man had barely walked ten feet before he accidentally stepped on a banana peel.

The whole person slipped forward and fell a lot......

The worst part is that when he landed, his mouth was on top of a pile of shit.

"If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you!" After seeing this scene, the father was immediately refreshed, and then whistled, nibbled on the big pancakes, and gradually drifted away.

............

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In a short time, Dad had already arrived at a palatial and imposing building****** which was somewhat similar to the department store square in Qingyang City.

It's just that this building is even more extravagant!

The pedestrians who come and go are all luxurious.

It's just that the clothes they are wearing, if Lin Chen sees it, he will only think that it is a strange costume!

But there is no doubt that all the decorations inside are extraordinarily luxurious and extravagant.

Even the young lady standing in each cubicle looked very eye-catching.

And it was such a place, but Dad walked in generously, as if he didn't care about the look of disdain from the people passing by.

Obviously, in the eyes of these people, such a poor and sour dad is extremely inappropriate to come here to shop.

However, Dad walked all the way.

After eating most of the pancakes, I was reluctant to throw them away, so I continued to eat them in such a place.

Soon, Daddy was in a chicly decorated cubicle.

"Welcome!" a beautiful woman bowed slightly as usual, and greeted with a smile.

However, when he raised his eyes and saw his father's extremely "cold" outfit, his smile stiffened.

Later, she lost interest in introducing her father's clothes to her......

Obviously, in her opinion, this poor and sour looking creature could not afford to buy their clothes anyway.

"Suit for me!" said Daddy, pointing to one of the last pancakes as he swallowed the last of the remaining pancakes into his mouth.

"Shirt and tie, you can put on a pair of them for me! You don't have leather shoes, do you? It's really troublesome, and you have to run another one!" Daddy continued to say indifferently.

"Hello, sir, it's not difficult to pretend to you, it's just ......" The young lady hesitated, thinking that today was April Fool's Day, and this guy was playing a joke on himself!

Don't be fooled!