Chapter 1 It's all the fault of drinking
Balu Continent, after 11 years of continuous war, the imperial calendar in 623 years, the three empires of Basak, Yale, and Mingxin finally unified the continent and finally became the three kingdoms, but they were no longer able to wage war, and finally reached an armistice agreement. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Balu continent, the imperial calendar 633 years, this year, the wind and rain are smooth, and after ten years of recuperation, and the rulers of various countries have successively implemented some national policies dedicated to the people's livelihood and recuperation, the national strength has been slowly improved and recovered, but after all, the trauma of the war is huge, although it is far from the pre-war level, but the mainland finally has more or less some thriving scenes.
Danya, located in the hinterland of the Balu continent, is a small border town at the junction of Barsack and Yale, Rowe Duke, is a local declining small noble, it is said that the ancestors were once extremely prominent, but to this day, there is only one barony, or only a lifelong empty title, no actual fief, basically can only rely on the salary of the empire to live, fortunately the ancestors left a big house, although the food and clothing are worry-free, but can not be rich and expensive, but it has a good skin, born tall and handsome, extraordinary instruments, plus no real power, no fiefdom, not to mention the talent of martial arts and learning magic, can only read in his spare time, read more, naturally gentle and elegant, talk funny, when you are tired of reading, you go out and wander around the streets with nothing to do, and a group of noble gentlemen who are also full of food and nothing to do are idle all day long.
At a drinking party, with a good skin and a mouth full of running trains, he actually succeeded in capturing the heart of the first beauty in Danya City, and the beauty vowed to marry Luo Wei despite the opposition and obstruction of her family, and her resolute attitude broke through countless glasses and jaws in Danya City, which caused many young talented and noble children who had been rejected by the beauty to be heartbroken and jealous.
In the jealous eyes of many noble children and young talents in Tanya City, they became married, and after marriage, the husband and wife respected each other like guests, loved each other, and lived in harmony and harmony.
In the year 639 of the imperial calendar, one night in the summer of this year, the bright moon hung high, like a layer of silver sprinkled on the earth, and the croaking of frogs rose and fell here one after another, and the Duke family was also a happy event, Madame was about to give birth, listening to Madame's painful moaning in the room, Luo Wei was anxious outside like ants on a hot pot, anxious and joyful, waiting, in the originally clear sky outside, suddenly there was a vision.
Suddenly, a blood-colored lightning bolt struck a big tree in the courtyard of Duke's house, splitting the tree in half, Rowe rushed out of the door, and saw this vision that seemed to be the end of the world, and he couldn't help but have an ominous premonition in his heart: the appearance of this vision of heaven and earth is really weird, it seems to be a bad omen, is it related to the child to be born?
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Just worried and thinking, there was a loud baby cry in the house, interrupting Luo Wei's chaotic thoughts, the joy of being a father for the first time suddenly dispelled the haze in his heart, and rushed back to the house in one step, just when he met the midwife who came out anxiously to say hello, Luo Wei grabbed the midwife: "Third aunt, did the lady give birth?" is it a son or a daughter?"
Before the anxiety and panic on the midwife's face dissipated, and before she could speak, Luo Wei asked anxiously, "Son?"
The third aunt shook her head.
"Daughter?"
The third aunt still shook her head.
Luo Wei was stunned: It's not a son, it's not a daughter, so there's no other choice?!
At this time, the third aunt seemed to finally come to her senses: "Master, is it ...... It's a young master. ”
Luo Wei was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but be a little angry: "Then you shook your head when I asked you just now?"
"This ...... Master, you better go in and take a look for yourself, young master seems to ...... It's kind of weird. “
When Luo Wei heard this, he didn't care about the midwife, and rushed into the room with an arrow, seeing that Mrs. was weakly propping herself up, and was holding her newborn son to look carefully, Luo Wei saw it, and became even more anxious, and rushed to the side of the bed to take Mrs. 's hand: "Madam, what's wrong, how is my son?"
asked his wife in his mouth, but his eyes looked at his son, and he was suddenly shocked when he saw that his son's body had been wiped white and fat, and his little face was chubby and round, not crying or making trouble, and he was looking at himself with black eyes, and his eyes were full of confusion and incomprehension. Luo Wei didn't have time to give birth to a newborn child will open his eyes in surprise, his eyes were attracted by the child's chest, only to see that in the center of the chest, there is a shiny red jade-like thing, in the shape of a circle, in the middle of an S-shaped dividing line, one side white, one side red, and each side has a bead, white inside is red beads, red inside is white beads, is formed a shape similar to Tai Chi.
Luo Wei felt strange in his heart, and reached out to take it, but found that this Taiji-shaped blood jade was born in the flesh and skin, leaving only the top half of it exposed outside the skin, constantly exuding red and white brilliance, shining.
The baroness worried, "Rovi, there won't be any problem with our children, right?"
Luo Wei was also uncertain, so he had to comfort his wife: "Madame, don't worry, the child is born with a vision of heaven and earth, and the chest is bloody, and the future fate is not something we can ponder." ”
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Two flowers bloom, one for each table, how the baron's family is worried about it for the time being, here Xie Yu is also angry, confused and helpless, after graduating from college, he did his favorite job as an assistant manager of the marketing department in a state-owned enterprise, although he is only a small clerk, he has not been promoted to an official and a half position in five years after graduation, and he sees that only he is still spinning in the same place among the employees who entered the same period, and he was complained by his girlfriend all day long that he was not motivated.
But he has always been a person with no ambitions, satisfied with the loose management of state-owned enterprises, working from 9 to 5, making a tea, reading newspapers, playing a landlord on the Internet, playing chess, occasionally dealing with some documents, saying that it is an assistant, in fact, it is to send and receive mail, typing, copying documents and other trivial things without technical content, is a little idle job with no more than him, mixed to get off work and run to eat and drink with a group of fox friends and dog friends, mixed until the middle of the night or early morning to go home to sleep, the next day to work is to make tea and fight the landlord to play chess to send and receive emails and print and copy, income can not make themselves rich, but not starvingIn this way, he lives a happy life like a pig who is willing to live an ordinary cycle and a very regular cycle.
On this day, Xie Yu went to attend the fifth anniversary party of his college classmates, and saw his friends who had not seen him for many years and the school flower who had a crush when he was in school and wanted to chase but did not dare to chase。
I don't know which unlucky person stole a sewer cover on the road, Xie Yu was squinting comfortably and walking with his legs on his legs, but unfortunately he planted it in as soon as he stepped into the air, and he screamed all the way, and finally his eyes were black in pain and he lost consciousness.
When I opened my eyes again, I saw a beautiful woman I didn't know and a handsome man with a serious face looking at me non-stop.
Xie Yu felt strange in his heart, and was about to open his mouth to ask, but it turned out to be a children's voice of "babbling", and he was suddenly startled, and wanted to struggle to see what was going on, but found that this strange man leaned down and hugged himself, put him in his arms and shook it gently, his hand was still gently patting his back, and he was annoyed, but he couldn't break free even with all his strength, and finally helplessly found that he had become a baby's body, and couldn't help but feel sad and angry, and almost wanted to vomit blood: Oh, Mom! Almighty God, Jesus Buddha Allah Allah, as well as the Virgin Mary and Aoi Sensei, aren't they just drunk too much? As for playing with me like this, my brother is so big, except for being lazy and lazy, stealing a little lazy at work, stealing chickens raised by my grandmother in a neighboring village when I was a child, scaring Uncle Sun's dog in the neighborhood, peeking at the daughter of the primary school homeroom teacher taking a bath, smashing the glass of the physical education teacher's house, occasionally skipping school to fight and fall in love early with the love action movie of the obscene island country with 50 G's stored in the computer, this is ****** Gods and horses!