Chapter 17: The Wonderful Taxonomy
"Football, that's a specific term used to describe a woman's boobs. For example, if the breasts are very flat, like you, no, a little flatter than you, I mean that if a woman is as flat as a mirror, she is called Wangzi Xiaobun, or she is called Princess Taiping, if her breasts are very small, like you, maybe a little smaller than you, I mean the breasts are very small, but there is still a little bit, it is called an egg, if it is bigger, like you, it is called an apple...... Don't pull out the dagger, I said it wrong, don't be angry, I know you're a man, but I need someone to make an analogy, okay, I won't use you as an analogy......"
"Bigger than an apple, that's a football?" The bright-eyed thief put a dagger around Yue Yang's neck, ready to kill him at any moment for his angry look.
"No, there are many kinds that are bigger than apples, don't you see that you lack research in this area? On apples, there are pears, papayas, coconuts, and then volleyball and football, there are many kinds, this is all knowledge, I don't tell him if I am an ordinary person!"
"Makes sense!" the mercenaries in the room listened and praised Yue Yang's 'chest classification method' in unison.
Although they don't understand what Wangzai's small steamed buns, volleyballs, and soccer balls are, they also feel that the arrangement from small to large is very vivid, accurate and very vivid, which makes people extremely easy to remember, and it is simply deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. It seems that this little thief named Titan really has a very advanced study of women's tits. When Yue Yang heard this, he was beaming, just like a great sage who published his incisive and unique academic theories in front of thousands of students in the academy.
The bright-eyed thief finally resisted the urge to stab this kid to death with a dagger, stomped on Yue Yang's feet, and then smashed the form in his hand, turned around and left.
Yue Yang hurriedly threw the form in front of the bald old man, paid the money, received the mercenary star badge, and then walked to the bright-eyed thief.
"Brother, I invite you to drink, you listen to me, that girl's breasts are really big...... Hey, it's so fast, you can tell at a glance that it's a shy and unexplored place!" When Yue Yang chased out of the door, the bright-eyed thief had already disappeared like light smoke.
Like, it never appeared.
As Yue Yang whistled and swaggered away, the bright-eyed thief flashed in the darkness, holding a dagger in his hand, and wanted to fly towards Yue Yang's vest several times, but finally endured.
The bright-eyed thief snorted at Yue Yang's back, and disappeared.
Facing the soft evening breeze, Yue Yang's face was full of smiles.
He smiled happily and smiled brightly.
White Rock City, the Killer Guild.
Like all the killer guilds in the world, the killer guild in White Rock City also gives people an eerie and terrifying feeling. There are lights in there, but they are only the size of beans, and they give the illusion that the lights will go out at any moment. This light does not appear bright, but has a dim and eerie weirdness. Yue Yang gently pushed the door in, and when he saw the environment in this house, his expression was slightly surprised.
In the Killer Guild, there was no one except for an old man in Mai who was dozing off the table.
The old man in Mai was gray, he was lying on the table, his figure looked extremely thin, and he looked old and weak.
Of course, if you just look at the surface, this old man in Mai who is in his last years can be blown down by a gust of wind, or if he sleeps at his desk like this, it seems that he will die of sleep and never wake up again. But in Yue Yang's eyes, he had another strange feeling, he had already reached the innate realm, he had the mystical three styles and the body-breaking bodyless sword qi, even if he was sneak attacked, it was very likely that he would not be able to defeat this old man who was dying...... In Yue Yang's heart, this old man in sackcloth was even more terrifying than a sleeping lion, feeling a bit like a sleeping dragon!
"Hello, I'm here to sign up for the Killer Guild. "If it is said that in the Mercenary Guild, Yue Yang's politeness is pretended, now this is respect from the heart.
"Young man, killers are a bloody and violent industry, are you really ready?" The old man in Mai raised his head slowly, his appearance was ordinary, his face was full of wrinkles, even if ordinary people met him ten times on the street, he believed that he would not pay attention to his cunning, let alone remember his appearance.
He looked at Yue Yang with those dull old eyes.
Yue Yang tried his best to keep his mind calm, controlled his breathing, and even smiled in his bright eyes.
Although he couldn't see through this old man in Mai, Yue Yang found that this old man in Mai was also observing himself, proving that he couldn't see through himself either......
Yue Yang's gaze naturally met the gaze of the old man in Mai, and he replied with a smile in his eyes, "Young people always yearn for blood and violence, don't they?"
The old man in Mai lowered his eyelids, disagreed or objected, and said with a numb expression, "You don't need to pay money to join the Killer Guild, you don't need to fill out a form, you don't need to prove your identity, but you need to be tested." You can choose the text test or the martial test. ”
"What is a literary test? What is a martial arts test?" Yue Yang is really strange, to be a killer and to be a literary test? This is not a university entrance examination!
If you want to join, before dawn, go to the Black Mountain, fifty miles outside the city, and take the heads of the bandits there, just take one of them back. As soon as the old man in Mai finished speaking, Yue Yang quickly shook his head and waved his hand, indicating that he wanted to take a literary test.
Killing people is not a problem with Yue Yang's mentality.
The people of this Dragon Continent, except for the beautiful woman, the black-clothed Yue Bing and the little girl, other people are like NPCs in the game in his eyes, and they will not feel guilty if they are killed. Moreover, he originally wanted to come out and kill a few mercenaries who were rewarded by the enemy after killing people, and at the same time test his combat power, and at the same time cultivate the growth of saliva thorn flower by the way.
However, Yue Yang is very lazy.
He was asked to hurry overnight, run fifty miles outside the city, touch the mountain, kill a bandit, and then hurry back with his head.
He's not going to do it!
If it weren't for the hope of getting the unique 'revenge hunt' list in the Killer Guild, Yue Yang wouldn't have come to a place like the Killer Guild at all.
Unlike the Mercenary Guild, the Killer Guild is often a place where people are of real strength, and the longer they stay here, the easier it is for their identities to be revealed.
"If you were going to kill someone, with a sharp sword, a powerful war beast and a blank piece of paper in front of you, what kind of thing would you choose as your killing tool?" asked the old man in Mai.