Chapter 245: Damn the Special Department, It's Too Good at Making Money
May 20th!
in the dormitory.
After Lin Fan got up, he sat there in a daze.
Lao Zhang saw that Lin Fan was in a daze, as if he was understanding life, he felt something in his heart, and he also followed the study, and sat there motionless.
Their gaze is on the evil rooster.
It's so stressful for the evil, it looks like I haven't done anything out of the ordinary lately, but you look at me like this, and I'm nervous.
The evil rooster gathered its wings, shrunk its head, and squatted there honestly, not daring to move.
it!
Look at me.
The evil rooster stared, why did the two stupid humans keep staring at it, did it do something wrong, or did it already know about its undercover situation?
It meditated, remembering what it had done in the recent past.
You can swear to God, absolutely nothing out of the ordinary.
Ultimately.
The evil rooster turned around and aimed his ass at them, and your eyes scared me and made me panic, and I will lay six eggs for you to see, and my value will never be exhausted.
Cuckoo!
An egg falls to the ground.
Look at how hard I worked, the skin hidden under the feathers was already covered with sweat.
Cuckoo!
Another egg fell to the ground.
The simple facial features of the evil rooster are difficult to show the appearance of pain, but the appearance of its open mouth does have a trace of painful struggle.
Pain!
It really hurts!
Stupid human, have you ever seen how painful my evil is, at least a few words, anyway.
Even if there is no praise, at least there are a few words of comfort.
Sensei.
Cuckoo!
Cuckoo!
......
Six eggs lie quietly on the ground, the evil rooster shows the appearance of prostration, laying eggs is a technical job, even if humans are constipated and sit on the toilet for several hours, they have to prostrate, and they can also prolapse their anus.
My evil has such a tiny body, showing a point of prostration.
It shouldn't be too much.
"Give. Lao Zhang took out two bags of soy milk from the cabinet, one bag per person.
"Coke!"
"Sprite!"
"Cheers!"
The two collided, smiled, and then drank the soy milk in one gulp.
"Wow, Lao Zhang, come and see, the hen has really made progress today, and she actually laid six eggs, which is something that has never happened before. Lin Fan exclaimed.
Apparently shocked.
"Really?" Lao Zhang leaned over to check and count, "It's really six eggs, and the hen is really good." ”
The evil is relieved.
It shows its own value, it will never be eliminated by humans, any undercover agent must have its own value, needless to say, those bastard days, it is also a deserved thing to be killed by others.
It once threw an olive branch to many of its fellow evil creatures, hoping that they would join the undercover army and become a glorious evil hero, but what disappointed people was those compatriots, as if they were missing a tendon in their heads.
In the end, it can't be helped
You can only play without them.
The key is that you can't really bring it.
If you are stupid, you can still play yourself to death.
Lin Fan boiled the eggs, took two eggs and came to the evil rooster, and stroked its head, "Hen, you are so good, these two eggs are for you, hurry up and eat them while they are hot." ”
What a friend.
Six eggs know to share two to the evil rooster.
The evil rooster looked at the egg in front of him and burst into tears.
Maybe that's the good guy.
Knock knock!
There was a knock on the door.
When I opened the door, I saw Jin Heli standing outside.
"Lin Fan, you come with me. Jin Heli smiled, she was once cold, but she actually smiled in the face of Lin Fan, maybe this is what drove her to do this in the face of the strong.
"Do you want to eat eggs?" Lin Fan asked.
Jin Heli smiled and said, "No, thank you." ”
She knew that these eggs were under the evil thing in front of her, and she dared to eat everything under the evil thing, and she had to say that it was really terrifying.
"I want to go too. Lao Zhang muttered.
Lin Fan said: "Then together, after the meeting, we still need to go on patrol." ”
quickly finished eating the eggs and followed Jin Heli away.
Inside the office.
The one-eyed man sat there, frowning, his frowning frequency was a bit high recently, and his eyebrows were condensed, giving people the appearance of a few years old.
At this time.
He looked at Jin Heli, the meaning was very clear, I asked you to call Lin Fan over, how did you do it Now Lao Zhang and this evil thing have come over, it will affect it a little.
Facing the one-eyed man's gaze, Jin Heli shook her shoulders, I can't help it, don't look at me with such eyes, it has nothing to do with me.
"Lao Zhang, I have something to talk about with Lin Fan, can you wait outside with the hen first?"
Lao Zhang decisively refused: "No." ”
Evil Rooster, "Coo!"
Even it is protesting, seeing that this formation is so serious, it must be a secret, it has been undercover until now, isn't it just waiting for this time?
"Lin Fan, look at this ......" The one-eyed man looked at Lin Fan, hoping that Lin Fan could persuade Lao Zhang, the next thing to say was a major matter, Lao Zhang and the evil thing were here, it was not very convenient.
At least that's what he thinks.
Lin Fan was puzzled: "Just say something, what I can do, I will definitely do it." ”
Ay!
Bai asked.
The one-eyed man was very sad, and he blamed himself for thinking too much, how could they leave so easily when their relationship in Aoyama Mental Hospital was so good.
"Will you protect Yanhai City?" asked the one-eyed man.
Lin Fan said: "Yes, here is my home, I will definitely protect Yanhai City, but will anyone destroy Yanhai City? You can tell me where he is, I will talk to him, if he does not repent, I will teach him a lesson." ”
"I'll just ask. The one-eyed man said, he had called Hao Ren over time ago, and he would definitely be able to chat with Lin Fan better and more conveniently.
"Oh. ”
Lin Fan didn't quite understand what the one-eyed man meant when he said this.
Will anyone destroy Yanhai City?
Probably not.
People are so friendly now.
"If the burden on your body becomes heavier in the future, and the safety of the entire human race is pinned on you, are you willing to bear it?" asked the one-eyed man.
Jin Heli knew that Lin Fan was a psychopath, but compared with other psychopaths, he was relatively much more stable.
If it had been before, it would certainly not have been said that the hopes of the entire human race were pinned on a psychopath.
But after going through some of the things that followed.
Ask who the strongest human being is.
The first thing that came to the one-eyed man's mind was Lin Fan.
Lin Fan and Lao Zhang glanced at each other, at this moment, they thought of the movie they had watched, and their mood became hot, that is to hand over the responsibility of saving mankind to us.
"It is incumbent upon us. Lin Fan said firmly.
"Well, I was not mistaken. The one-eyed man complimented.
He said that this was just a little comforting to his heart.
There is news from Haiyun Country.
There is a strange thing in the Poseidon Temple, and when the people of the Poseidon Pavilion were about to enter the Poseidon Temple, they encountered a group of evil creatures blocking them, and a fierce battle ensued.
For both the evil creatures and the members of the Poseidon Pavilion, the losses were great.
But in the end, the evil was repelled.
I have to say that the old Madonna is indeed powerful enough, and the king-level powerhouse can make a move, where can those ordinary evil things contend with, there is no comparison between the two sides at all.
And that's not just what makes the one-eyed man wonder.
According to the news that came back, Madonna led the remaining members into the Sea God Temple and stayed for a long time, and in the end, only Madonna came out, and at the same time, Madona's appearance actually returned to the way he was when he was young.
When others asked Madonna about the others, he said that they served the god of the sea in the temple of the sea god.
And he was blessed by the god of the sea and restored to the appearance of his youth.
This is the gift of the god of the sea.
When the news spread, the citizens of Haiyun Kingdom, whose entire country was submerged in the flood, cheered one by one, as if it was a fortunate thing to have God.
The one-eyed man analyzes a wave.
It doesn't feel right.
There is a sea god who can understand.
But the only thing that can't be understood is that those members who followed in actually served the sea god and refused to come out, which is a big problem.
He had a brain in his mind to hit the possibilities.
The god of the sea exists, and the members who followed Madonna in are dead.
The god of the sea does not exist, and Madona discovers a way to rejuvenate himself, and at the cost of someone sacrificing.
As for the situation where everyone serves the god of the sea, the probability is very low.
At this time.
The one-eyed man smiled and said, "Okay, then you guys should go and get busy first." ”
"Okay. Lin Fan responded, and then saw Jin Heli, "I borrowed money from you and will pay it back to you, don't worry, I have always kept it in mind." ”
Jin Heli looked at Lin Fan stunned, she never thought that Lin Fan would return the money to her.
Lin Fan said: "I borrowed 1,000 from you, 100 from my wife, and 12 from Sun Neng, all of which I keep in mind, that is, when I have money, I will definitely return it to you." ”
"It's fine. Jin Heli smiled.
She never expected the mentally ill to pay her back.
The evil rooster is full of confusion.
Tell me the best of the best.
But now it's full of buzzing heads, and it doesn't know what the point is.
Just now, the one-eyed man was very vigilant, as if he really thought there was some big secret to the evil rooster, and he couldn't let others know casually.
Made.
Pit goods.
Jin Heli said solemnly: "Do you really pin your hopes on a mentally ill person?"
"Can you find someone more powerful than him?" asked the one-eyed man.
Fatal problem.
The one-eyed man said: "Don't think about things so pessimistically, in fact, you can talk to Dean Hao of Qingshan Mental Hospital when you have time, maybe you can understand the mentally ill better." ”
"He is different from Lao Zhang and other patients. ”
Jin Heli pondered, Dean Hao.
If she has the opportunity, she will talk to the other person.
Department downstairs.
"Lin Fan ......"
Just when Lin Fan and Lao Zhang went out on patrol, they heard someone shouting at him.
Looking back, a young man ran excitedly.
"It's really you, I thought I was wrong. ”
The one who spoke was Liu Kai, the classmate who had to fight with Lin Fan in the psychiatric hospital last time, and then was blown away by Lin Fan and lay in the hospital for a month.
"I'm sorry, I apologize for the last impulsiveness, I shouldn't have said that about you, I hope we're still friends. Liu Kai said sincerely.
When he was in the hospital, he regretted it very much.
After all, saying such excessive words in the hospital.
Now that he happened to see Lin Fan, he felt that if he didn't say his true words, he would definitely regret it.
Lin Fan said: "It's nothing, I didn't take it to heart, are the injuries on your body healed?"
"Okay, I was just discharged from the hospital yesterday. Liu Kai said.
Subsequently, he actually had a lot of things he wanted to say to Lin Fan, but when they met, he didn't know what to say.
He wondered.
Aren't you mentally ill?
How will it appear in a special department.
"Lao Zhang and I are going to go out, and we will see you next time. Lin Fan waved his hand.
Liu Kai said: "Okay." ”
Looking at Lin Fan's distant back, Liu Kai sighed helplessly, it was all his fault, they used to get along well, but by now, he had found that there was a gap between them.
Actually, he really thinks too much.
Lin Fan and Lao Zhang still have to go out on patrol, where do they have time to chat with Liu Kai casually, maybe the next time they chat, they can talk for a long time.
on the streets.
"Wow, you are Lin Fan, the strongest powerhouse in Yanhai City. A child was holding a peripheral toy in his hand, and if he looked closely, the appearance of the peripheral toy seemed to be somewhat similar to Lin Fanchang.
At this time, the child looked at Lin Fan with anticipation.
It's like seeing an idol.
"I'm Lin Fan. Lin Fan smiled, and his smile made the child feel at ease.
The child raised the peripheral toys in his hand, "Look, I bought you, you are the best, I adore you." ”
"Thank you. Lin Fan smiled and looked curiously at the surrounding dolls in the child's hands, which were indeed very similar to him, but they didn't seem to have done it before.
Lin Fan's peripheral dolls are very popular in the children's circle.
Sold particularly hot.
Children like the most powerful, as long as they have financial strength, they will beg their parents to buy one for them, don't look at this palm-sized doll, but the price is as high as hundreds of yuan.
Countless adults want to vomit blood.
Damn the special department, the money is too powerful, and it is impossible to save money by putting it in the pockets of children.
Coupled with the sales methods of those bosses, he kept bragging to the children, how powerful this doll is, what kind of evil things have been killed, and how many people have been saved, if you have such a doll, you will definitely be able to become such a powerful person in the future.
The responsibility of protecting the world is entrusted to you.
Where can children who are easily brainwashed stand such a sales pitch.
Splashing and rolling, lying on the ground and kicking your feet without buying, you can't get up.
No way.
Parents can only endure the pain.
The child raised his head and asked, "Will you always guard us?"
"Guarding ......" Lin Fan looked at the look of anticipation in the children's eyes and nodded, "Well, I will always guard you." ”
For these words of the children.
Lin Fan fell into deep thought.
What is the meaning of guardianship?
He was a little confused.