Chapter 033: See if he's a stone or a monkey
"Is it about my future, and is it about my safety?" Chang'e frowned, "Who is he?"
"Anyway, this monkey will be in the sky and the earth in the future, and you can't be wrong to pay attention to him. ”
"Hmph, the ghost believes you. Chang'e pursed her lips, you said that if you are so famous, this fairy will not know?
"......" Shi Fan was speechless, this kind of thing couldn't be explained to her at all, and she wasn't sure if there would be a Monkey King, what if the monkey was just made up?
"You haven't told me where Zhonghai is, it's not far from Chang'an, if it's convenient, when this fairy has a chance to go to the lower realm, he may go and see it!"
The Guanghan fairy caressed the cloud temples, her eyes were bright, and her peerless appearance was full of charms, waiting silently, to be honest, she was still looking forward to the place where Shi Fan lived, what kind of place could cultivate such a dancing demon? This is what she is most interested in.
But after waiting for a long time with full anticipation, Shi Fan didn't move again. Hehe, I was told by Nalan Xiangxue to get out of the car and take pictures, how can I have time to go back, but I have to take a headshot to get a marriage certificate.
"You mortal boy. Chang'e stomped her foot angrily, and watched my sister pay attention to you.
After taking the photo, the two of them rushed to the Civil Affairs Bureau, Shi Fan opened WeChat again, and saw Chang'e's message, Shi Fan learned from yesterday's experience, and must not release Chang'e's sister pigeons, so he hurriedly typed on a line of words, "Fairy, Zhonghai is not far from the Chang'an region, but it is far away in time, I am afraid you will not be able to get there." ”
"Hmph, it's still a secret. Chang'e, who was sitting on the Guanghan jade steps, waiting with her hands on her cheeks, heard Shi Fan's words, snorted with a small mouth, and ignored him.
Seeing that Chang'e didn't reply for a long time, Shi Fan felt the need to tell her about the monkey, in case the monkey was born, he must remind him, steal a few peaches and elixirs, don't make a big fuss in the heavenly palace if you have nothing to do, you will be miserable if you are pressed under the Five Elements Mountain.
But first apologize, "Fairy, don't be angry, I was in a bit of a hurry." ”
"What's the matter? Hmph, I don't pay attention to you if there's something. "Sister Chang'e's anger is terrible, and she ignores him if she says ignore him.
Although Chang'e didn't react, Shi Fan knew that she heard it, so he still typed it line by line, "Fairy, this Monkey King is really important, he will go to heaven and earth in the future, he can do anything, instead of icing on the cake, it is better to send charcoal in the snow, he is still very weak, think about it, if you give him motherly care now, can he not be grateful to Dade in the future? Once he grows up, who in Heaven will dare not give you face?" Let me tell you, Tianpeng is the most afraid of monkeys, with Sun Wukong as the backing, see that Tianpeng still dares to beat your idea, and cut him to death with a stick. ”
"Hmm, he actually knows that Tianpeng is beating me? Amazing, even if he is a mortal, he is not an ordinary mortal. ”
The matter of the canopy, Chang'e has never said it to the outside, Shi Fan actually knows, coupled with the fact that she does not enter the pit to dance, so that Chang'e is more and more convinced of Shi Fan's skills, not to mention the grand blueprint that Shi Fan sketched for her, so that Chang'e is also fascinated, do you think Sister Chang'e is willing to be a dancing girl for a lifetime? It's not because there is no one in the court, who doesn't want to sit in the high hall, taste ginseng fruit, drink fairy wine and watch others sing and dance, isn't there no way.
But Chang'e's little temperament hasn't finished yet, although she listens, she just doesn't reply, especially when she knows that he is there, she can't reply, aren't all beauties like this.
Nalan Xiangxue watched Shi Fan play with his mobile phone as if he didn't exist, her pretty face was almost frozen, a big beauty was by your side, she ignored it, and she was still playing with her mobile phone to hook up with the little girl, who should not be angry?
The presence of a beautiful woman is that she can ignore you, but you can't ignore her existence, to put it bluntly, you can't ignore her beauty,
"Fairy!" Shi Fan was still typing, regardless of whether she heard it or not, anyway, the iceberg next to him ignored herself, and first explained the monkey's affairs clearly, "This Monkey King is a stone monkey, belonging to the cracks in the stones, and it is possible that he has not been born yet, he lives in Huaguo Mountain, if it is convenient for you to go to Huaguo Mountain." ”
"Where is Huaguo Mountain?" Chang'e asked subconsciously, regretting it after asking, why bother with you, hmph, Chang'e continued to hold her cheeks and ignore him.
"Hehe!" Knowing that he was listening, Shi Fan was more confident, and was about to continue typing, when he suddenly stopped, the monkey was born in Aolai Country and Huaguo Mountain, but the mountain is so big, which stone is it? Don't make a mistake, wouldn't it be too tiring to let Sister Chang'e check one stone after another? When I think of the beautiful Guanghan fairy running all over the mountain and turning over the stones, Shi Fan hurts, can't I be tired Sister Chang'e?
Of course, Chang'e didn't know what he thought, otherwise he would definitely provoke the girl to scold, do you know that this is a small peasant thought?
Anyway, Brother Fan wants to consider for the Guanghan Fairy, and immediately Baidu Baidu started Journey to the West, and sent the description of the location of the monkey in Journey to the West, "There is a country overseas in Dongsheng Shenzhou, the name is proud to come to the country, the country is near the sea, there is a famous mountain in the sea, called Huaguo Mountain, there is a fairy stone on the top of the mountain, since the beginning of the world, every time it is innocently showed, the sun is fine and the moon is blooming, and it feels like it has been for a long time, so it has the meaning of being well-informed, and the immortal cells are cultivated, and the day bursts ......"
"It's so detailed!" Sister Chang'e looked at it with tears in her eyes, it was so touching.
In fact, Shi Fan also knew that the monkey was actually bred on the top of the mountain, and he thought it was in which place.
"Fairy, you go and see if he's a stone or a monkey first......"
Shi Fan was just about to continue, when a Hedong lion roared from the side, "Get out of the car quickly!"
Shi Fan looked up and saw Nalan Xiangxue's frozen face, and then he knew that the Civil Affairs Bureau had arrived, and hurriedly sent the unfinished words up.
"Do you go and see if he is a stone or a monkey first?" Chang'e frowned, and thought about it, anyway, there is still time for the peach feast, so she simply went to the lower realm to take a turn, if you see a stone monkey who is not famous, it is also good to give him some maternal love.
Just do it, the Guanghan Fairy drove the auspicious clouds straight to the nether realm, although the laws of the heavenly court are strict and it is not allowed to go down to the mortal realm without authorization, but it is still no problem to steal the nether realm, not to mention that she is the lord of the Guanghan Palace, and there is no such strict constraint.
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"There are very few pairs like you. ”
In front of the window of the Civil Affairs Bureau, the person in charge of applying for the marriage certificate for Shi Fan and Nalan Xiangxue was an old aunt, and her eyes lit up when she saw the two of them.
In modern society, materialism is rampant, usually a beautiful guy marries a lame girl, and a bloated belly stands next to the beauty, no wonder the appearance of the two makes the old aunt so amazing.
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