"Hey...... Boy, what are you doing here alone? Why are you so sad? What was Miss Nicole muttering to you just now? What's wrong? She ...... Miss Nicole, she's scolding you again?"

Xie Yu was frowning and pinching his chin there, thinking hard about what to do to keep the short-term friendship of a few people, so as not to completely die after just coming to the Demon Beast Mountain Range for a walk, but suddenly a shout like a cow's roar came from his ears. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Xie Yu's thinking was interrupted, he was a little annoyed, and he looked up impatiently, and sure enough, he saw Shrek running back at some point, carrying the sleepy little fat on his shoulder, staring at himself with a pair of soybean eyes wide, full of sympathy.

"Alas...... Don't you know your goddess? It's a standard female neuropath, full of moodiness......"

Xie Yu snorted in his mouth, secretly slandering in his heart, but naturally he would not be idle to make trouble for himself, so it was impossible to say anything bad about his goddess in front of Shrek, a blind chick admirer, just spread his hands helplessly, shrugged his shoulders, and then diverted the topic: "It's nothing, that's your goddess, and it will be my sister-in-law in the future...... Naturally, I won't bother with her, so I won't mention it...... You didn't stay around those praying mantises, but why did you suddenly run back?"

Hearing that Xie Yu, a well-behaved little brother, once again called his goddess his sister-in-law, Shrek couldn't help but feel happy, grinned a few times, patted the little mage's shoulder, and expressed his praise and encouragement for this sensible and sweet-mouthed guy, and then pouted again, as if he was a little dissatisfied:

"Mom, those nosy bird elves, I'm testing how hard the shells of those big guys are, and after a few knocks, there is no damage at all, and they make a sound like striking iron, which is almost exactly the same as the sound of striking iron at the blacksmith shop at home, and it feels very kind, after all, I have been away from home for so long...... But knocking and knocking, before I could hear enough of the familiar sound of striking iron, a few elves came up to stop me, and told me to stay away from those big reptiles, and the attitude was really savage and bad, and I was trying to teach them a good lesson, and by the way, I let these elves hold back for several days...... But I was stopped by the dumbfounded Robert, and when I looked over to you, I saw that you seemed to be being scolded by Miss Nicole, so I hurried back to see you......"

“...... However, the shells of those big praying mantis are really hard! I still can't knock them out after knocking for so long...... But, hehe, I'm just three points of strength, after all, this is our mount, and if it's broken, we're going to walk again......" Shrek looked at the little mage in a daze and just looked at the three big mantis in a daze, but didn't speak, thinking that he was frightened by these three big guys, and couldn't help but laugh again, with some smugness in his eyes: "Don't be afraid, boy, although their shells are hard, but under my full blow, I believe they should still be able to break it......"

Xie Yu was worried about Nicole going to ask Yawen about the dosage of potions, and looking at these three brindle mantis that could make the dragon clan fear three points with the sharp attack power of just two big knives, he looked at the triumphant Shrek next to him, and then glanced at the six big knives of the three brindle mantis, and couldn't help but have a thought in his heart- When the time comes to the fire dragon's guardian territory, if you pour a little mystery potion on these three big guys, let yourself retreat far away, play outside the fire dragon's territory for an hour, and then go in when you hear no movement inside, what will be the result? Will it save some effort......

It's just that Xie Yu looked at the three brindled knife mantis in a daze, but was taken as scared by Shrek, and couldn't help but stare at it and wanted to refute it, but when he saw Shrek patting his chest and grinning widely, he looked like "everything is wrapped in me", so after snorting coldly, he immediately lost interest in arguing with this rough embryo.

Xie Yu looked at Robert, who had been looking like a fart, this dumbfounded guy had been following all the way back since Shrek went to look at the brindled knife mantis just now, although he also looked like a curious baby, but his face was always serious like a wood carving.

Seeing that Shrek was back at this moment, Robert also hung behind Shrek and walked around, standing next to him with a serious expression, but as soon as he saw that the little mage had finally recovered from his state of being in a daze, Mu Ne's eyes turned a little, and he actually came forward, pulled the little mage's sleeve, lowered his voice, and his originally dead fish-like eyes actually began to shine: "Harrow, hmm...... There's nothing going on anyway now, or ...... You can tell my brother the story of Jin Zhumei, the last time you told me about Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian's adultery, and then being caught and raped in bed by Wu Dalang, it's very funny...... But what about after the rape is caught? What about the next one...... How's it going down there?"

"Yes, yes......" When Shrek, who was patting his chest, heard it, he immediately forgot to be arrogant, and hurriedly came forward, with an ugly face purple: "You haven't had time to talk about it these days, but it's suffocating......"

"Damn, do you still want to hear about it?!!How beautiful you think!" Xie Yu looked at the face of this piece of wood with a trace of obscenity and curiosity, and couldn't help but be happy, but shook his head fiercely, and refused in his mouth: "Actually, it's not that I can't say it, my master is familiar with the ancient and modern, and he has long been able to memorize the ancient book of Jin Zhumei, and it must be a small thing to talk about...... However, someone pretended to be so pure just now, and this kind of thing is really not suitable for people who pretend to be pure......"

"Who?!Who pretended to be pure?!?......? Say your name and see if the uncle doesn't break his legs......" Shrek heard this, jumped up, looked left and right with a murderous face, his big fists clenched, a look of righteous indignation, and shouted angrily: "Uncle, I hate pretending people the most in my life!"

"Yes, yes...... Me too!This kind of thing should be seen and beaten once......" Robert also put away his expectant and obscene expression, straightened his face, and said coldly, with an undisguised hatred for this kind of thing in his tone.

"Holy!"

Xie Yu slapped his forehead, looking at the indignant expressions of the two, he couldn't cry or laugh in his heart, and he was even more impressed by the shameless behavior of the two thieves shouting to catch the thief, and couldn't help sighing, and said earnestly: "Two, I'm convinced, when I find those two shameless guys, I will tell you, so that you two righteous men with a sense of justice can break their legs, and then cut off their tongues by the way, and let them know the fate of pretending to be pure...... However, if you want to continue to let me talk about the golden plum bottle to the two of you and Chubby in the future, it is absolutely impossible......

"Why?!" the two turned back and said in unison.

"Because these two people who listen to me tell the story, one is a rude nymphomaniac, but on the surface he is very honest and simple, and the other will behave like an upright wood on his face, a full slut, in case he is done with his enjoyment after listening to it, he will pat his ass and turn around and buckle me a hooligan hat and make a big show in front of everyone...... Isn't that little master's reputation gone?, aren't I panicked?!"

Xie Yu shook his head like a rattle, and said helplessly with hatred in his mouth.