Boss, I'm convinced, really convinced, speak up, talk about it.

Ji Xiaobai had a bitter face, and his mouth was dry, this ideological work was simply torturous and devastating.

Whoever talks to himself for a week will become a madman even if he is not a madman.

This guy is a soft and hard guy, he has said good and bad things, and even scolded, but there is no reaction.

Desperate, desperate corpses.

"Big brother, just say something, even if you move your fingers, it's excellent, why do you ignore me so much. ”

His heart was getting colder and colder, and the headless corpse had no consciousness at all.

Could it be that if this person doesn't make a move, the world can't be restored?

I tried my best, it's been seven days, and I've said good and bad, no way!

"I did my best, I really did my best... It's just a dead man without consciousness, okay? Ji Xiaobai complained to the goddess's arm, he used to like to talk, but after talking for seven days in a row, he wanted to vomit at the thought of talking...

It's really like to throw up.

"He is dead, and you have to bring him to life, or else you think that resurrecting the world is so simple? The world is just like man, and man cannot be resurrected after death, and the world cannot be resurrected when he dies. ”

Can't be resurrected? No, this is a fantasy and mythical world, how can it not be resurrected?

"What do you mean, how do I feel... This headless corpse is simply dead, and any divine consciousness that does not exist in ten is fake, and it is directly ten in ten. ”

The goddess's arm is silent.

"Am I wrong? He's actually dead?"

What the... Guess!

So what happened to Lao Tzu in this seven-day comparison?

Fooled!

"Maybe, maybe it's really dead, if he's still alive, if someone scolds him like this, he will definitely slap that person to death, and now he doesn't react. ”

Damn, I was really fooled.

Ji Xiaobai was tired.

wasted seven days of saliva, these seven days, I was giving a speech with infinite passion, and it was really a dead man.

It's even more terrifying than playing the harp to a cow.

He looked at the goddess's arm with resentment, and he could feel the resentment through the screen of his mobile phone.

"What do you think of me as this? You have not been useless for the past seven days, at least it proves that he may have blocked everything from the outside world. ”

Prove?

Does that mean you've been experimenting with Lao Tzu for the past seven fucking days?

Well, you're a goddess arm, you're awesome... You are strong, you are awesome, and Lao Tzu is soft.

Ji Xiaobai's face became even more ugly.

"What kind of expression do you have? It's the same as a dead wife, I can tell you, the world is what you said you want to save, it's my business, what's wrong with letting you do something now? Do you mean you're not happy? I'm not happy that let's go back to the Han realm now, and don't care about the destruction of the world, what's there to do. ”

Why is this woman like she has eaten gunpowder today, could it be that she has reached menopause? Or... That one... Big Aunt is here!

Menopause is normal, after all, the goddess's arm has lived for endless years, is this aunt... In fact, he has always had a question, a doubt that has plagued him for many years.

That is: Will those fairies who cultivate immortals in the other world come to the Great Aunt? When they come to the Great Aunt, how do they deal with it?

There should be no sanitary napkins or anything in the world of cultivating immortals, and some female monks are in retreat for days, months, or years... What did they do with the Great Aunt?

And also... Do the female friars have any needs? Why do those female monks who have not been close to men for 10,000 years have such a tenacious Dao heart?

Forbearance for 10,000 years... It's more painful than spending 10,000 years...

Seems to be a bit far away.

"Red Chi~"

"Ah~!"

Suddenly, a miserable scream came from the eternal dark void, this voice was earth-shattering, and the grief in his words could be felt across tens of thousands of miles, through endless time and space and the void.

The scream... It can make even the most determined gods tremble.

It's miserable...

What is it that makes him scream so badly?

This voice naturally came from Ji Xiaobai.

His expression was contorted, and he suffered the worst pain of his life, which came from the goddess's arm.

In a trance, he actually presented his thoughts in front of the goddess's arm.

Menopause!

That's all taboo for the goddess's arm.

Ji Xiaobai was punished by an electric shock, and he suffered this electric shock injury, which is the most ... Not to be able to say more.

"Haven't you been thinking nonsense, then I'll let you taste the pain of the immortal cultivator when she came to the eldest aunt... How's that, cool!" said the goddess arm.

"It hurts..."

Ji Xiaobai said tremblingly.

"Hmph~ The sin deserves it!"

"Chichi~!"

The goddess's arm did not stop, and continued to shock.

"Ah~!"

"Pain, pain, pain..."

"It hurts... It really hurts... Don't, don't..."

"I was wrong, Goddess, I was wrong. ”

The arm of the goddess personally operated on someone, but this kind of... It hurts a little.

"I myself deeply experienced the pain of a girl when she came to the eldest aunt, it was worse than the catastrophe, I realized it, I will take good care of you in the future, don't come..."

is as hard as Ji Xiaobai, and they are all soft.

One can imagine how tragic this pain is.

"Hehe..."

"Chichi~!"

The goddess's arm was really angry and didn't stop.

"Don't, don't... We're here to deal with the headless corpse, and this kind of thing is the most important thing in front of his old man, no... Not really... Why don't we get rid of the headless corpse first, and I suddenly think of a joke that seems to be able to get him to speak. ”

Ji Xiaobai hurriedly changed the topic.

"Oh?"

"Red Chi~"

The goddess's arm was electrocuted twice before she let go.

Ji Xiaobai was really scared, and looked at the goddess's arm with palpitations.

This pain is almost like a woman giving birth.

"What's the solution?"

The goddess arm asked.

"It occurred to me that he might not have heard me, but he did, but he had some kind of problem, so he couldn't respond to me, so why don't you send my consciousness to his mind, and then maybe we can communicate with him. ”

The goddess's arm shook, yes, this may be a way to communicate with him directly from her mind.

"This way!

Then she said again.

"It seems... Men are all the same, it takes a little motivation for the mind to be active and to think of a way. ”

Hearing his faint words, Ji Xiaobai trembled, and his whole body was cold...

The egg hurts!

"Thank you, Goddess, for the compliment, my mind is actually quite flexible, and I won't need this method in the future. ”

He didn't want to experience this experience a second time.

Don't think that the goddess's arms are soft and comfortable... In fact... Hey, don't talk about it, it's all tears when you talk too much, and it still hurts.

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