"Lao Tzu is not convinced! Lao Tzu I am not convinced!" The pig-kidney-faced man who lost the bet was very unhappy and very angry, he didn't want to starve, he didn't want to go hungry at all, he wanted to win some broth back, he must.

Grandma is a bear, and she will gamble again.

After making up his mind, he waved his hand and swept the guy next to him, deliberately provocatively: "You, you, you, you, who is the one who leads the handle?

Huh? Which song is this?

Damn, what kind of nerves does this king have and his brain is pumping?

Looking for excitement, isn't it?

Itchy skin?

Looking for abuse?

Everyone was puzzled, and they all frowned and looked at the pig-waisted man, wondering what this guy was doing.

"What are you seeing, haven't you seen a handsome and unparalleled son?"

"Handsome?" The small-eyed man frowned, and was the first to speak: "You?"

"Yes!"

"I'm sorry!" The pock-faced man rolled his eyes directly, and his expression was so disdainful: "Can you have a face?"

"Why is Lao Tzu shameless?"

"You're handsome?"

"Of course!"

"Vomit - I want to vomit. ”

"Me too. The rosacea man interjected: "It's disgusting!"

"Disgusting? why?" The pig-waisted-faced man frowned, and then slapped his head suddenly, and suddenly realized: "Lao Tzu knows, you have it." Congratulations!

"Congratulations on your mother's egg, congratulations! I feel sick to my stomach when I see you dog offal, you get out of the way for Lao Tzu!" said the pock-faced man with a look of disgust, and raised his foot and kicked at the pig's waist-faced man.

Very suddenly.

However, it didn't hit it.

The pig-waisted-faced man reacted very quickly, and when he saw the pock-faced man raise his feet, he did not hesitate, and immediately dodged and stayed away from the pock-faced man.

"The gentleman doesn't move his mouth, what are you doing?" Pig Kidney's face frowned and looked at the pock-faced man, and he deliberately said angrily: "Oh, I know." The pregnant guy is like this, short-tempered, difficult to control his emotions, especially easy to bite like a mad dog, this is a normal pregnancy reaction, understand, fully understand. However, for the sake of our acquaintance, Lao Tzu kindly advises you: try to be as angry as possible, because this is good for fetal development, otherwise the cub under it is likely to be a brain-dead idiot. ”

"You!"

"Calm your anger, calm down, calm down. The pig-waisted-faced man pressed down with his hands again and again, then sighed, and seemed to be very puzzled: "You are a little too grumpy, why is this? Is it related to the breed of the father? Well, it should be so, absolutely! Quick, quick, tell Lao Tzu, whose pig and dog or yelling donkey gave you the breed?"

"You-"

If you don't want to say it, don't say it, don't be angry, otherwise the fetus will directly become a peg and pull it out, then Lao Tzu's sin is great, and I can't afford the handsome Uncle Ben. ”

"I'll go to your grandma's! You are handsome? Hmph, you are a self-aware bastard, you don't pee to take care of your turtle, not to mention that anyone present is much more handsome than you, even the bull head and horse noodles in the underworld are more than a thousand times better than you, you know?"

"I don't know, because it's impossible. ”

"You-"

"That's right, 'Mo Shangren is like jade, and the son is unparalleled in the world', which is Lao Tzu!"

"Vomit-" Everyone rolled their eyes and slapped their hands on their chests in unison.

"What do you mean?" The pig-waisted-faced man frowned, swept everyone, and then said proudly: "I know, you are jealous of Lao Tzu, yes or no?"

"It's a fart!" the rosacea man snorted coldly, and said with disdain: "Just the way you stinky shit is dried, I really don't know where you got such confidence from a bastard?"

"Do you still need to ask?" the pig-waist-faced man touched his ugly face and said proudly: "Of course, it comes from Lao Tzu's handsome and unparalleled beauty." ”

"Don't be fucking narcissistic, okay?" The open-mouthed man with a toothy face full of disgust, and said coldly: "I'm going to get the broth soon, you don't have to disgust everyone here, otherwise do you believe it or not, the old men will rise up and attack you to death?"

"But Lao Tzu is handsome, anyone who is not blind can see it, there is no way, I-"

"You're tired of life, aren't you? There's a kind of you trying to disgust Lao Tzu again!" the man with his teeth full of anger said as he swung his fist violently, and was about to make a move.

At the same time, the others also looked at the pig-waisted face man very unkindly, twisting their necks and shaking their waists one by one, rubbing their fists and palms, it seemed that they really wanted to use force.

This really scares the pig-waisted man.

Yes, his kung fu is indeed okay, but it is not much higher, and there are several guys around him who are stronger than him, and not a little stronger, which is really much better than him.

Two fists are hard to beat four hands, and the tigers can't fight the wolves.

A hero does not suffer immediate losses, and those who know the times are handsome.

The pig-waisted-faced man is self-aware, and he knows very well that it will be difficult for him to have a good son if he uses force with everyone, he is not a masochist, and he will not do anything to find hardship.

The big husband can bend and stretch.

As soon as he saw that everyone's posture was wrong, the pig-waisted-faced man did not hesitate, and immediately coaxed: "Brothers, what are you doing here? I'm just joking, are you going to do it? I won't say it, it's not okay?"

"No!" the rosacea man glared, biting, clenching his fists, looking a little fierce.

The pig kidneys man really couldn't understand: "I, I've already apologized, what else do you want?"

"What do you say?"

I said you're a egg?!

The pig-waisted-faced man really wanted to scold his mother, but the rosacea-nosed man's kung fu was stronger than him, and he was afraid that he would suffer if he angered the rosacea-nosed man, so he had no tricks, so he could only suppress the fire in his heart, and said coldly: "I'm a little dizzy from hunger, and my head is not bright at this time, can you give me some hints?"

"You son of a bitch, why did you just say we're not gentlemen? What the fuck do you mean?"

"Are you gentlemen?"

"Of course it is! Oh no, I don't know if it's someone else, anyway, Lao Tzu is!"

"I believe it. The pig-kidney-faced man said, waved his hand and swept the people around him, and said coldly: "What about you?

The slanted man sneered, and preemptively said: "Isn't it, your daughter-in-law knows this question best, you can ask her." ”

"That's it, your mother-in-law always knows. The triangular small-eyed man licked his lips with his tongue, his face was full of obscenity, and he smiled evilly: "After all, last night, while you were asleep, we could serve her to lust ~ fairy desire ~ death, so uncomfortable." Besides, we made an appointment, and she said that she would put sweat medicine in your tea tonight to make you sleep like a dead pig, and then we could fight as much as we wanted, you-"

"Shut up!" The pock-faced man glared angrily at the triangular little man, and said very angrily: "You're having a long mouth, aren't you?" Now you have shaken out all his mother-in-law's plans, and when the time comes, he won't drink tea, let's have a happy night?"

"Yes, I'm sorry. The small-eyed man with the triangle handed over and over again to the people around him, and said very sincerely: "It's all my fault for talking too much, I was wrong, I was wrong, and I ask all the brothers to forgive me......"

"Forget it, you can't blame it all, after all, his mother-in-law's girl is too sassy, she knows too many tricks, and she is too good at playing, when she thinks of the exciting and very happy scene last night, tsk, who can bear it?" Soak in the soup, it's nothing, after all, I played too crazy last night, and I'm really a little tired, so I can take a break tonight, nourish my essence, and save up my strength, so that I can fix her and cry her in the future, you say?"

"Yes, yes!" The rosacea man nodded: "Anyway, that girl is very profligate, she will definitely not be able to endure it for long before she comes to us, and when the time comes, we will work harder and make up for her a few more times." ”

"But, I'm going to get her tonight. The man with the oblique face looked anxious: "I really want to think about it." ”

"If you want, you can go. The pockmarked man said coldly: "As long as you are not afraid of someone fighting with you, no one will pull you." ”

"Then forget it, after all, life is the most important, I'd better grit my teeth and endure it......"

The triangular small-eyed man: "Brothers, can I discuss something with you?"

The man with a cross-faced face: "What's the matter?"

"I used to do it~ His mother-in-law was all you first, can you let my little brother and me fight back next time?" The triangular small-eyed man glanced at the people around him, and said with a flattering face: "I have never felt the taste of coming first, please, meet my little wish, okay?"

"Okay. The rosacea man nodded and said very seriously: "However, there is a condition. ”

"What conditions?"

"Your broth today belongs to Lao Tzu, what's going on?"

"Uh...... This ......"

"What's wrong? No? So-"

"Yes, of course. But I lost my broth bet today......"

"It doesn't matter, you just need to remember to owe me a meal of broth. ”

"Yes. In order to come first, don't say one, ten meals are done, after all, that-"

"Shut up the fuck for Lao Tzu!! dare to talk nonsense and half a word, I will kill you, Lao Tzu, I will kill you!!" The pig-waisted-faced man finally couldn't help it, the green tendons on his head and neck were bulging, his eyes were about to burst, his fists were clenched and exploded, and his molars were about to be crushed, not to mention how angry and irritable he was, there was really a posture of a fierce beast to choose people and devour.

Terror!

It's so insane!

The joke is big!

This is fucking annoying!

The surrounding guys were all frightened, no one dared to stimulate the pig-waist-faced man anymore, and they all closed their mouths tightly, and they hurriedly retreated, and distanced themselves from the pig-waist-faced man......