Chapter 777: Li Qinghua Steward, Four Saints Test Zen Heart! (Final)
Hearing what Sun Wukong said, Zhu Bajie pretended to be angry, waved his hand again and again, and said: "I can't do it, I can't do it! My old pig is a monk who eats fasting and recites scriptures, so it's good to do this thing there!"
Sun Wukong immediately sneered and said sharply: "Idiot, don't pretend to be garlic, you don't know how much your mother screamed, what can't you do? ”
As soon as the words fell, he grabbed Zhu Bajie with one hand, grabbed the old woman with the other, and said, "Mother-in-law, take your son-in-law in." ”
Zhu Bajie pretended to be embarrassed and glanced back at Tang Sanzang, who bowed his head and was silent, and then looked at Monk Sha, whose face had turned iron-blue, and then followed behind the old woman with his head down.
At this time, the old woman instructed the two boys with red lights in the room: "Wipe the tables and chairs, arrange the evening fast, and take care of the three in-laws." I'll take my brother-in-law's room. ”
After that, he led the three women behind the screen and Zhu Bajie to leave here. After going out, she instructed Ku Ding to arrange a banquet and meet tomorrow morning.
After a while, one by one the cooks brought all kinds of meals into the main hall and enjoyed them with Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice.
At the same time, Zhu Bajie followed the old woman towards the backyard, and along the way, he didn't know how many houses, how many corridors, and stumbling on the threshold.
Zhu Bajie couldn't help but say: "Mother, go slowly, I'm here on the side, you take me a little." ”
The old woman immediately laughed and said, "These are all warehouses, storehouses, and mills, and they have not yet reached the kitchen." ”
Zhu Bajie couldn't help but be surprised when he heard this, but when he thought that he would become the male owner of this mansion after tonight, a rich smile suddenly appeared on his face, and he subconsciously admired: "What a big family!"
After stumbling and walking for a while, he finally reached the inner hall house.
The old woman stopped outside the door and said, "Son-in-law, your senior brother said that today is an auspicious day for heaven, so he taught you to recruit you." But it's just a hurry, and you haven't asked for a yin and yang, and you can worship eight times in the hall. ”
Zhu Bajie nodded again and again, and said with a smile: "Mother is right, please sit down, wait for me to bow a few times, just worship the church, just thank you, after one worship, but you don't feel trouble?"
The old woman couldn't help but smile and said, "It's okay, it's really a son-in-law who does a lot of trouble." I'll sit, please!"
With that, he pushed the door open and went to sit down on a chair directly opposite the door.
Zhu Bajie glanced into the room, but saw the silver candles in the hall. Then he worshiped heaven and earth, and worshiped his mother-in-law.
When he had finished praying, he bowed down and walked into the house, came to the old woman, and asked with a smile, "Mother, are you going to match that sister with me?"
The old woman shook her head and said, "Don't hide it from my son-in-law, I'm distressed by this." I want to match the eldest daughter with you, afraid of the second girl, I want to match the second daughter with you, I am afraid of the third girl, and I want to match the third daughter with you, and I am afraid of the big girl. So it's undecided. ”
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he smiled directly: "Mother, if you are afraid of fighting, it is better to marry me, so as to save you from making noise and messing up the family law." ”
The old woman glared at her when she heard this, and said, "How can this be true! You alone will not be able to take my three daughters!"
Zhu Bajie hurriedly apologized, and then said: "Look at what my mother said." That man doesn't have three rooms and four concubines? Just a few more, and your son-in-law will laugh at it. When I was young, I also learned a way to survive the war, and I managed to make her happy one by one. ”
The old woman shook her head when she heard this, and said, "No, no! I have a handkerchief here, and you put it on your head, cover your face, and get married, and teach my daughter to walk past you, and you stretch out your hand, and tear down the other, and match that with you." ”
Zhu Bajie's heart moved after hearing this, and he said secretly: "If I blame me for pestering my mother again, I might as well settle the matter first, and then discuss this matter with my mother in detail!" Thinking of this, he took the handkerchief from the old woman's hand and put it on his head. Then he said, "Mother, please come out." ”
When the old woman saw this, a strange smile suddenly appeared on her face, and then she exclaimed: "True, love, and mercy, they have all come to marry and marry your son-in-law." ”
At the moment, I only heard the rings loud, the blue musk was fragrant, as if there were fairies coming and going, and Zhu Bajie really reached out to catch people.
It's just that he only cares about the two sides and pounces, but he can't hit the left or the right. Coming and going, I don't know how many women move, but I don't want to catch one.
The east pounced on the pillar department, the west pounced on the board wall, and the two ends ran dizzy, and they didn't drag one.
He has always been lazy, and at this time, he only feels that this marriage is more tiring than subduing demons.
After a while, he couldn't stand steadily, and his mouth was swollen and his head was blue.
He sat down on the ground tiredly, panting like a cow and said: "Mother, the sisters are so slippery that they can't catch one, how should this be?"
The old woman removed her hijab from him and said with a smile: "Son-in-law, it's not that my daughter is obedient, it's just that they are all humble and refuse to recruit you." ”
Zhu Bajie sighed when he heard this, and the back of his head suddenly twitched, looked up at the old woman's pretty face, and said tentatively: "Mother, since they refuse to recruit me, it is better for you to recruit me." ”
Rao is old mother of Lishan knew that this Zhu Bajie was a daring person, and she couldn't help but be surprised by his words at this time.
I saw that she glanced at Zhu Bajie with a shocked face, and then laughed angrily: "Good son-in-law! My three daughters are the most ingenious, and one of them has a pearl brocade sweatshirt. If you wear whichever you wear, teach that one to recruit you. ”
Zhu Bajie was overjoyed when he heard this, and hurriedly said: "Okay, good, good! If they are all dressed, they will be recruited. ”
The old woman smiled and nodded, and then just as she was about to turn into the back room, Zhu Bajie suddenly said: "Mother, have you ever made this pearl brocade sweatshirt in your spare time?
The old woman was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said nothing, and paid no more attention to him. Just walked into the back room, took out a pearl shirt, and handed it to Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie hurriedly took off his green brocade cloth straight, reached out to take the shirt, and put it on his body directly, but before he tied the belt, the pearl shirt on his body turned into a fishing net, which tightened him.
Zhu Bajie only felt unbearable pain, and sat directly on the ground, rolling all over the ground.
Seeing this, the old woman took out a silver hoop from her arms, took two steps forward and came to Zhu Bajie, who was rolling on the ground, and said with a smile: "Good son-in-law, although my mother has no pearl shirt here, she also has a hoop, if you can wear it, I will answer you!"
Zhu Bajie didn't know where he was on the road at this time, and he was full of fear and wanted to turn his head to dodge.
It's just that the old woman's hand was fast, and before Zhu Bajie could see it clearly, the silver hoop was tightly put on his head.
The next moment, only a series of thunderbolts sounded, and dense thunder and lightning were drawn down from the sky, and they rumbled on Zhu Bajie's body, no matter how he dodged, the thunder snakes smashed straight on his head.
When he opened his eyes and looked into the room, the old woman and the three women were gone, and even the room where he was was turned into a dark cavern with no fingers visible.
At the same moment, several pairs of scarlet eyes lit up from the darkness and stared at him.