Seeing that they were all rubbing their buttocks, grinning in pain, needless to say, Lin Zifan knew that they were spanked, but whether they ate fried meat with bamboo shoots or fried meat through their pants is a question.

Women: "......"

They looked at each other, eager to find a crack in the ground to get into. It's already embarrassing to die, at this moment, where can you stay calm?

So, they didn't even answer Lin Zifan, they all ran away......

It's a shame, and you don't have the face to face Lord Lin at all, right?

However, their run made Lin Zifan confirm his guess in an instant...... There's nothing wrong with it, it's a real fried meat with bamboo shoots, the kind that is beaten with pants!

"I didn't expect it to be like this...... Alas, I knew that it would be nice for me to be beaten up with the board?"

"Whoa, whoa, how could I be that kind of person?"

I thought that the system would suddenly laugh out and sing the opposite, but I couldn't wait for a response, Lin Zifan was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that the system seemed to be cowardly, and it had been stealth......

Thinking of the host of the hanging system that may appear at any time, Lin Zifan also had some worries, but at the same time, his worries were a little different from before.

Before that, he had been worried about what he would do if the host of the hanging ratio system was a male, and it was an invincible stream.

But now he was more worried about what he would do if the host of the system was a woman.

The reason is very simple, about 80% of the women in the world are women, and the probability of being a woman is higher than that of a man.

So, assuming that the other party is a woman, how should the plot develop?

Domination of the world, defeat of the invincible opponents in the world, this is almost certain, but what about other than that?

A woman always needs a man, right? So what kind of man will she choose? Needless to say, it must be the best man in the world!

So the question is, who is the best man in the world?

Although there is no magic mirror or anything in this world, Lin Zifan estimates that it is just himself, right? Otherwise, what man in this world can be called the best?

After all, no matter how spicy the chicken is, it is also the host of the salted fish system, isn't it? Not to mention that it is still a traverser, how can it be much better than other men who only know three obedience and four virtues!

If so, what will be the result?

After the host of the hanging ratio system beat the invincible opponents all over the world, it was not the empress who wanted to rob him, but himself?

And what will you do according to the empress's style of acting and her feelings for herself? It's very simple, after that guy announced his wedding, on the day of the wedding, he went to grab his relatives?

However, because that guy is invincible, even the empress is not an opponent, and he only has two choices, or marry that guy in exchange for the empress's safety, or watch the empress be beaten to death, and then both of them will be martyred?

But Nima, no matter what kind of plot it is, is definitely not what Lin Zifan wants to see!

Even if the other party is likely to be beautiful, even if he is strong, it is not too difficult to accept, but he doesn't want to see the empress have any accidents for himself!

Therefore, he still has to prevent this from happening, no matter whether the other party is a man or a woman, 99% of them are enemies anyway!

[Phew!You stinky salted fish, I really can't listen to it!]

The system suddenly jumped out [I've seen a lot of narcissistic people, but it's the first time I've seen such a narcissistic person!What do you mean that you are the best man in the world? If it weren't for this system, how could you be the best man?]

"Tsk, what do you mean, don't you still say that I am the best man in the world?" Lin Zifan was happy, and then said worriedly: "Aren't you invisible?

[Afraid of a fart!] The salted fish system was suddenly full of confidence, as if full of confidence and said, "I'm afraid of it, I'm afraid of a fart! It's a big deal, and I'm not easy to bully!]

"Yo he?" Lin Zifan was happy: "Are you so confident? You didn't say that a few days ago, aren't you a salted fish upgrade?"

[Fart!Upgrade?This system is used to upgrade?hahaha!This system is afraid of a fart!Joke!]

Lin Zifan: "......"

"Then are you swollen? can you be confident like this, even so cowhide?"

Lin Zifan was really surprised, he had been with the system for a long time, but he had never seen this thing so arrogant, if he didn't know, he thought it was the deity of the hanging system......

[Haha, because I can't ......]

“......”

"Roll out, roll as far as you want!

Lin Zifan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, what is this special...... I thought you had exploded or upgraded, but you started to have fun because there was no way?

[Otherwise, how else can it be dropped?] The system said helplessly [That thing's combat power is 100% stronger than mine, as for whether it can detect me, if it can, even if I am invisible, it is useless. If not, what if I'm invisible or not?]

It can be seen that the salted fish system is suffocating, and now it doesn't want to be stealthy anymore, and wants to be awesome......

And as it said, it has no way anyway, it might as well be above board, otherwise it will be so frightened and timid, but the result is useless, how to develop or how to develop, it is better to be natural and normal.

Even if you have to hang up then, at least this time is not too aggrieved, is it?

"Yes, I know that you can't be relied on as a salted fish, won't you give me some awesome tasks and some rewards for hanging the sky?"

[You're a puff!]

The system suddenly sighed, with deep helplessness, and said quietly [If there is really a day when we are killed by that hanging ratio system, then I will all be killed by you!]

Lin Zifan: "???"

[Don't say it, I'll be quiet for a while, otherwise I'll be angry with you sooner or later!]

Lin Zifan frowned and tried to call the system several times, but this thing dived with an iron heart and did not make any response, which made Lin Zifan very helpless, but there was no way.

But at the same time, he also seemed to grasp something in his heart.

The words of the system are definitely not casual nonsense, there must be some deep meaning in it!

But what is the profound meaning? Lin Zifan didn't think of this for the time being, but he had a faint idea......

After the tide receded, Lin Zifan did not return to the department, but went directly to the cigarette shop to make some arrangements.

After all, it's going to open early tomorrow morning, so you have to set it up first, right?

"I hope business is better, cigarettes are more profitable than alcohol!"

(End of chapter)

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