Chapter 16: Threesome

Count you ruthless!

I don't care about you.

Yun Bai thought in his heart, with the addition of this god stick in the future, I don't know how strange and brainless mentally retarded things will happen.

Han Gongqiu seemed to have found the direction of patting the sycophants, and actually ignored someone, turning his head around Elena like a sycophant, praising her for her beauty like a flower, praising her for being kind and gentle, just like a goddess in the sky, and praising her for her powerful magic......

In short, his shamelessness is admirable.

Yun Bai felt bored, so he ate barbecue alone, drank animal milk, and ignored Han Gongqiu.

And just like that, they had an unpleasant dinner together.

For Yun Bai, it was like this, it was indeed an unpleasant dinner.

Han Gong Qiu didn't feel anything wrong, but felt very happy, he had just arrived, and he felt that he had known Yun Bai and Elena for many years.

All kinds of hearts, claiming to be the God of Creation, the Most Holy One of Yunbai, and the Mother of the Earth Elena!

He talks a lot, it's basically nonsense, you smile and go over, he can talk to you for an hour, you tell him to get out, he can talk to you for more than ten minutes.

All in all, this guy is a man of a lot of words and a shameless man.

"Get out of here, and I'll throw you over the hill to feed the wolves." ”

When he was sleeping, he actually squeezed over familiarly.

Yunbai definitely didn't agree.

Sleeping with a man?

Don't be funny!

"Hehe, friend of the Holy One, you are really joking, you and I have been friends for tens of thousands of years, how can you bear to throw me over there so much?" he walked over with a hippie smile.

To tell the truth, this obscene expression should not appear on his handsome and handsome face.

Such a handsome face is very contrary to a lewd smile, okay?

The guy got closer and closer, rubbing his hands together.

I knew you weren't going to let me get close, and you were lying to me.

"Bump!"

With such an annoying appearance, how could Yun Bai be polite?

Kicked over, Han Gongqiu groaned and rolled on the ground a few times.

Instead of getting angry, he smiled.

"Well kicked, I like your kind of unpolite behavior between brothers, do it if you want, brother, what's there? Isn't it, my Holy One!" Han Gongqiu got up, patted the dust on his body, and smiled cheaply.

Although he was already dirty, it could not have been dirtier.

"Who is your brother?

Yun Bai's face is full of black lines, I have seen thick skin, but I have never seen such a thick skin.

"Oh, brother is talking nonsense again, I know you still care about me in your heart. ”

It was as if he didn't feel the slightest dislike for him.

Is this a nerve bar?

No...... No, judging from Han Gongqiu's analysis of their itinerary just now, it's not that their IQ is not enough.

He is a scheming man who can endure humiliation and cold eyes.

This kind of person is not simple, how can Jin Lin be a thing in the pool, and when he encounters a dragon that changes in the wind and clouds, he refers to the Han Gongqiu.

has resourcefulness and can endure humiliation, this will and perseverance are amazing.

Yun Bai saw a lot of such existences in his previous life, but didn't they all become masters in the end, and trampled all those who once looked down on him under his feet?

But that was in the previous life, in mainland Finland, no matter how big a city you are, you can't cultivate, it's all fake.

Don't be funny, Lao Tzu is so awesome, he can crush you to death with one finger, why should he be your subordinate?

Those who have a little strength, everyone thinks that they are human cattle, let them give a mortal a hand, there are only two words: hehe!

"Get out!"

Yun Bai kicked him again, but this time Han Gongqiu hugged his thigh and didn't let go.

"Brother, have you forgotten our friendship in our previous life? Back then, we fought side by side in a bloody battle, and the two of us fought against three thousand gods alone...... No, two people alone against three thousand worlds, that's a blood boiling, that's an immortal..."

"Oops...... Don't step on it, don't step on ......"

He was still shouting passionately, but he found that someone Yun had already kicked at him several times, he was in pain, and hurriedly spoke to stop him.

Fighting side by side with you in the previous life? Nonsense, Lao Tzu in the previous life was still in his hometown.

Yun Bai had wanted to beat this guy for a long time, so he just took this opportunity to give him a fat beating.

"If you lie to Lao Tzu again, Lao Tzu won't beat you to death. ”

It's not that Yun Bai won't pity others, it's mainly that when he sees this guy, he gives people a feeling of extreme danger.

He's a godslayer, and he feels very accurate.

Forehead...... But it's not that I'm afraid that this guy will die, it's mainly that he's too weird, and Yunbai is afraid of being implicated by him.

With this person, no matter who it is, sooner or later it will have to be planted, that's what it feels like.

"Do whatever you say. ”

Han Gongqiu actually softened.

"As long as you let me sleep with you. ”

Boom!

Yun Bai thought that this guy had actually opened his mind, and every time he thought of him, he actually came to such a sentence.

Yun stumbled and almost didn't fall, and the thought of the words (as long as you let me sleep with you) made him feel a chill.

Burst!

Even Elena, who was watching the play on the side, fluttered and laughed.

"Lao Tzu...... Lao Tzu is not that interested, you better stay away from Lao Tzu, otherwise Lao Tzu may not be able to help but throw you into the wolves to feed the wolves. Yun Bai took a bite and refused coldly.

"Really, don't you want to?" ...... Han Gongqiu looked aggrieved.

"Don't be...... Warning you, don't come near me. Yun Bai interrupted him.

"So what should I do......

"What do I care about you? Yun Bai always felt that after staying with this strange person for a long time, his IQ would be reduced, and sooner or later he would even be affected by his unreliable behavior.

"Giggles!"

Elena covered her mouth and smiled, looking at the pair of living treasures happily.

From this time of getting along, she has a preliminary understanding of what kind of person Yun Bai is, and the more you are so polite, the more it actually shows that he has no intention of harming Han Gongqiu.

It's just that why does Yun Bai treat Han Gongqiu differently? This is not lacking in a little favor, and there is no lack of Elena coordinating on the side, of course... There are also some of these unspeakable secrets, which I am afraid only Yunbai knows.

......

Beating but not killing is not a bad thing.

In fact, if Yun Bai talks to you with a pleasant face, then you have to pay attention to whether there is something in you that he cares about, including......

Life!

"You come to sleep with me, anyway, this monster is also big, and it is no problem to sleep ten or eight. Elena spoke.

Bite!

Han Gongqiu raised his head, his eyes lit up, and he was about to go there.

Yun Bai glanced at Elena in surprise, he was sure that she definitely didn't want people to sleep next to her.

But why did she still do this? It was nothing more than to say, see if you stay in the Han Palace and sleep on your side.

I really got your way, yes, you little girl.

"Peng!"

Yun Bai looked displeased, but he still grabbed Han Gongqiu and threw him on the side of the demonic beast.

"You sleep here!"

The belly part of the Han Palace Autumn Sleeping Demon Beast, while Yun Bai is the neck part of the Sleeping Demon Beast.

Han Gongqiu originally wanted to refuse, but looking at someone's vicious expression...... Forget it.

Elena looked at Yunbai's appearance and thought that he was angry and might affect his sleep.

In fact, he thought about it too much, Yun Bai didn't worry about it at all, and fell asleep.

Han Gongqiu, it seems that he is too tired, and after leaning on it for a while, he also fell asleep.

Elena smiled, it seems that I guessed correctly, Yunbai actually has no ill will towards Han Gongqiu.

Nonsense, if there is malicious intent, he can live until now?

She straightened her clothes, got up and added some firewood to the campfire, and turned to lie down on the soft beast fur!