"Chen Hai, this is the school, not a place for you to pick up girls. On the podium, Hu Huifen, the head teacher whose face was already flushed, slapped the paper in her hand on the table angrily, making a bang.

It's a love letter.

The payment is Chen Hai, and the recipient is Lin Jing.

"Teacher, this love letter is not my ....... ”

Chen Hai stood up from his seat with some grievances.

He originally wanted to say that this love letter was not written by himself, but that someone deliberately framed him by impersonating his name.

But!

The head teacher didn't give him a chance to explain at all, pointed in the direction of the back door, indiscriminately, and shouted: "You give it out, let me stand outside in this class, and reflect on it!"

At the end, he muttered in disgust: Poor than students.

Obviously, she dislikes Chen Hai very much.

"Teacher, I'm ......"

Chen Hai still wanted to explain, but Hu Huifen didn't bother to pay attention to him at all, and still shouted: "Did you hear it, I told you to go out, now, immediately, immediately, get out of here!"

Chen Hai's eyes were red.

The fists were clenched.

scolded the one next door, old witch, today's humiliation will one day Lao Tzu double down on you to return it.

Although there is a fire in his heart, Chen Hai has no problem, if he doesn't go out, Hu Huifen will definitely call his parents.

Boom!

It is said that people are unlucky to drink cold water and stuff their teeth, it is obviously a hot weather, the sky is cloudless, Chen Hai has just walked to the door of the class, and an inexplicable lightning bolt slashed down, directly on his head.

Where does the lightning come from on a sunny day?

Is this damned?

Chen Hai can swear that the love letter was really not written by himself, and he really hasn't done anything hurtful. Of course, except for the occasional peek at the action movies of men and women in the island country in the dead of night.

Could it be that peeking at the action movies of men and women in island countries will also be struck by lightning?

The First Hospital of Nanyan.

"I, I'm not dead?" Chen Hai finally woke up.

When he woke up, he found himself in a hospital room, and there was no one else in the room except him.

"Who framed me?"

Chen Hai still doesn't understand who framed him.

He checked his body and found that there was nothing wrong with his body, and finally let go, fortunately there was no missing arm or leg, he was going to get out of bed, and the mobile phone in his pocket shook a little.

Took out the phone.

It was the Douyin APP that sent a prompt message, prompting that there is a new version and whether to upgrade.

Chen Hai didn't think about it, and directly upgraded.

The upgrade will be completed soon.

Another Chen Hai is strange that after the upgrade, not only did the icon of the APP change from the original note icon to a beautiful avatar, but even the name of Douyin changed, and the word 'heaven' was added before Douyin.

Celestial Tik Tok?

Seeing the new name, Chen Hai was happy.

As for the Heavenly Realm, why can't you afford to have the Three Realms or the Six Realms or even the Ten Thousand Realms, isn't it more compelling?

As for the beautiful woman's avatar on the icon, it is quite punctual, and I don't know which star it is, anyway, Chen Hai doesn't know it...... Chen Hai didn't know that this was the avatar of the founder of Heavenly Douyin, 'Queen Mother'.

Click on 'Celestial Tik Tok'.

The first video I saw was of an old man in a robe, with a hat, sitting by a peaceful lake and fishing.

There was also a jug of wine on the ground beside him.

Drinking while fishing, the small life is also comfortable.

He has his back to the camera, so he can't see his face, only his back, but his hook.

It turned out to be a straight hook!

The straight hook is just that, and the hook is empty, which means that there is no bait.

What's even more outrageous is that his hook is actually hanging about a meter above the water, which is the rhythm of waiting for the fish to jump out of the water to eat the hook by themselves?

Straight hook, no bait, hooked on the water?

There is a pit in the head, how can there be such fishing?

Do you think you're Jiang Taigong?

At this time, Chen Hai noticed that the bottom right of the screen really wrote the words 'Jiang Taigong fishing wisher hooked'.

Chen Hai paid attention to his Douyin name...... Jiang Ziya.

Seeing this name, Chen Hai immediately rolled his eyes and gave him two words: stupid fork.

Keep brushing!

The second video.

At the beginning, the picture is an endless ocean, and the sea level is very calm, and there is not a single wave.

The lull lasted for ten seconds.

Suddenly!

The surface of the water began to fluctuate violently, and soon it turned into a huge wave!

Immediately afterwards, a man and a dragon rushed out of the water and stopped on the water, and the two were opposite each other a hundred meters apart.

It was a black dragon, at least 100 meters long, covered in scaly wounds, bleeding from many places on its body, and obviously beaten indistinctly.

And that person is a little kid less than a meter tall!

He didn't wear any pants, but he had a red belly pocket on his chest.

With two pigtails!

He wears a silver hoop around his neck, holds a spear, and is barefoot, with two fiery Hot Wheels on the soles of his feet.

"Isn't this Nezha?"

Seeing the appearance of the little boy, Chen Hai's mind first thought of the scene of Nezha making trouble in the sea on TV.

"Back then, my father made trouble in the sea, pulled out the dragon tendon and pulled out the keel, and his name moved the heavens, and today I want to follow my father's example and come to the sea. The little kid spoke, and said in a milky voice: "Brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, uncles and aunts, grandparents on the other side of Douyin, see me so cute, give me a double click, give a attention, I will slay the dragon for you to see." ”

This guy's Douyin name is: Little Nezha.

"Poof!" Seeing this name, Chen Hai burst out laughing directly.

"This guy said, 'Father is making trouble'? I'll go, is this Nezha's son? What kind of movie is this making?"

Chen Hai thought he was making a movie, but he admired the rich imagination of the screenwriter of this movie, and even the setting of Nezha having a son can be made up, which is too special and talented.

Keep brushing!

After that, Chen Hai swiped seven or eight videos in one go.

After watching these videos, he was happy.

It's not that I'm amused by the content of these videos, but by these Douyin names.

What are the names of Thor, Electric Mother, Hundred Flowers Fairy, Lu Dongbin, and the Black-faced Yama King, but there are also names called Sun Xiaokong, Zhu Xiaojie, and Niu Xiaomo.

Sun Xiaokong?

Son of the Monkey King?

Don't be stupid, Sun Wukong has never been close to women, where is the son?

As for Niu Xiaomo?

The son of the Bull Demon King?

I'll go!

Isn't the son of the Bull Demon King called Red Boy?

Could it be the second child of the Bull Demon King?

Keep brushing!

Next video!

When Chen Hai swiped the next video, his spirit was shocked.

Belle!

Peerless beauty!

She is wearing a unique costume in ancient times, her skin can be broken by blowing, and her small waist is full of hand, although she is separated by the screen, she can still feel the noble temperament of a goddess.

Holding a snow-white little white rabbit in her arms, she stood under the osmanthus tree, looking into the distance, with a slight sense of resentment in her eyes.

Chen Hai can be regarded as a pleasing woman, but it is the first time he has seen such a beauty.

Just standing there, without any movement, it was amazing.

In comparison, the female Internet celebrities I knew before were not even farts compared to her.

Chen Hai glanced at her Douyin name.

Chang'e!

Seeing this Douyin name, Chen Hai almost burst out laughing.

There are Sun Xiaosheng, Niu Xiaomo, Yue Lao, Thor, etc., and now there is a Chang'e?

Do you want to be so funny?

Take such a funny name, did your mother make it?

Although the psychology was complaining about their names, Chen Hai still clicked into her homepage, who called this woman really beautiful.

"I'm going, ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine thousand, ninety-ninety-nine?"

Seeing the number of her fans, there was only one short of 10 billion, Chen Hai was dumbfounded: "It's not like this, Douyin only has 800 million users, and you brush more than 9.9 billion, don't you want to be so exaggerated, aren't you afraid of being banned?"

"Forget it, see that you are short of 10 billion, and I will give you a attention. ”

Chen Hai has a habit of playing Douyin, as long as it is a beauty, he will generally pay attention to it, of course, if he relies on makeup to change from a dinosaur to a beauty, it is another matter.

Chen Hai had just clicked on it, and it didn't take long.

Suddenly, a strange scene appeared.

On his phone screen, a dialog box popped up.

Seeing this dialog box, Chen Hai also wondered that Douyin did not have a dialog box before.

"Thank you for the attention of the 'evil god' Taoist friends, this palace is grateful, because of your attention, the number of fans of this palace has successfully reached 10 billion, this palace once said, the 10 billion fans, there are special rewards. ”

The person who speaks in the dialog box is Chang'e, and Chang'e is the palace master of Guanghan Palace, so she calls herself this palace.

Chen Hai's Douyin name is called 'Evil God'.

Soon, a line of prompts was received in the dialog box: Chang'e's gift has been received and has been stored in the Treasure Pavilion.

Treasure Chamber?

Where is there a treasure pavilion in Douyin?

At this time, Chen Hai found that the upgraded Douyin interface was a little different from the previous Douyin interface.

The top and center position was originally the home page and the same city, but now it has become the home page and the treasure pavilion.

The same city is gone, and it has become a treasure pavilion.

Chen Hai clicked on the Treasure Pavilion.

Inside, it's similar to a game backpack.

There are five rows.

Five squares per row.

In the first block, there is a heart-shaped item with the name: Whatever You Want.

What is this?

Looking at this heart-shaped item, Chen Hai was strange, he really couldn't understand what it was.

Evil God: Sister Chang'e, what is this 'whatever you want'?

Chang'e: It also has a name, it's called the 'Wish Charm', which is that it can grant you three wishes, and I have to warn you that this can only have an effect on mortals.

When he saw the word mortal, Chen Hai immediately raised his eyebrows.

What do you mean?

Aren't they mortals?

Not mortal, what is that?

Immortals?

I'll go, do you want to be so exaggerated?

At this time, Chen Hai remembered the Douyin names he had seen before, what Niu Xiaomo, Sun Xiaosheng, as well as Yue Lao, Jiang Ziya, Thunder God and so on.

These are all immortals!

My Douyin won't be connected to heaven, right?