Warcraft is hierarchical.

How many levels of Monster is Hydra? Jones doesn't know. However, further up the hydra is the Warcraft that does not belong to Warcraft - the Dragon Clan. This Jones is aware.

Jones couldn't beat it anyway. Even if you add Count Dracula, plus the Countess, Jones's whole family can't beat it together.

Normally, no one would want to hunt Hydra. Because those who can hunt it don't have time to take care of it, and those who can't hunt don't want to provoke it.

Unlike dragons with treasures, Hydra is so poor that it clangs and has few parts on its body that can be used as magic materials. However, the strength is great, the scales are hard, the food is more, and it is very cunning. So much so that hunting Hydra has become the most thankless loss-making business on the entire continent.

In the blue moonlight, Jones stood on the hill, silently looking at the castle he had just bought, occupied by Hydra.

The nine heads of the hydra in the castle also took turns looking at him through the window.

Yes, "nine heads", hydra has nine heads, so it really has nine brains, and it will quarrel with each other.

The two sides looked at each other silently.

That feeling is like love. Well, it's like if you fall in love with a person's face, and then you find out that she has no breasts, then you find out that she has no legs, and then you find out that she weighs more than two hundred kilograms. When you adjust your mood and are ready to accept everything, you find out that she is actually a man.

"Master Jones, let's go......" Dora said fearfully.

"No, I can't leave it behind. The point is that I can't pay the interest, and they won't cancel the contract. A tear fell from the corner of Jones' eye: "Didn't you say that I was given preferential treatment because I was the son of the Lich King?

"Maybe they think the Lich King's son can solve Hydra. If they can't solve it, they won't need to give you preferential treatment to Master Jones. Dora muttered quietly.

It was a small one, with only four towers, and it was estimated that there would be no more than ten rooms, and it belonged to a castle that could barely be called a castle. It is surrounded by mountains and dense jungles, as if it has never been developed at all. Standing in the moonlight, there is a sense of silence, like a giant in swaddling clothes.

Such a castle is like the place where Jones dreamed of making his fortune. The point is, he actually bought it.

However, with the addition of a hydra, the situation changes completely. As the owner of the castle, Jones didn't even dare to go inside.

"Hey, shall we talk? This castle is already mine, and I can issue all the legal documents. You should give it back to me. ”

Hydra looked at Jones like a fool.

"It's okay if you don't go, after all, I'm a kind blood clan, and I won't drive out the homeless. But can you let me live in it too? After all, I'm the owner of the castle. ”

Hydra continued to look at Jones like a fool.

"You should have pity on me, you can move out for a few days, and when I sell the castle and pay off the debt, will you move back? Jones burst into tears.

Hydra still looked at Jones like a fool.

Just when Jones was about to despair, one of the heads of Hydra suddenly spoke: "You can live in it if you want, but declare in advance, this castle is mine." ”

"Huh?" Jones, who was about to turn around, was suddenly stunned.

It was a female voice. Do you think it's a sweet female voice? I think too much, it's an aunt's voice.

While Jones was still stunned, the other head of Hydra continued, "You can only live as my servant." ”

"From now on, you have to be responsible for cleaning the castle. ”

"Also, you want to help me take a bath, I don't want to move. ”

"How about the hunting mission also handed over to you?"

"These are all things that a servant should do, aren't they?"

"If you refuse to be a servant, you can be a tenant. ”

"But you still have to do these things, because I don't take cash. You have to work to cover your rent. ”

"It's even better if you know how to cook good food, and while I don't expect you to cook, you'd better learn. Because rents are going to go up. ”

The nine heads of the hydra were babbling.

What is it like to take out a loan to buy a house and not only pay interest but also rent?

Jones's face turned green: "Are you humiliating me? You actually want the great blood lord to be your servant? You wait for me, I'll go and move the rescuers! Wait for you!"

"Okay, whatever you want. Hydra retracted his head from the castle very simply.

"I'm going to save my 'love'! There's nothing stopping me from owning this castle!Father can't be trusted, don't we still have the mighty Knights of the Silver Moon!" Jones said.

He hurriedly wrote a stack of letters to Vivien, Catherine, Ebond, Brutus, Simon, Lucy, and Ecleon...... Nothing else, just a simple call for help. If they can't borrow money, their castle is occupied, they should come to their rescue, right? If angels, demons, and lichs are willing to help, what is a mere hydra?

The next day, Jones got a reply.

"Dear Jones, I've heard that you borrowed money from almost everyone. This is no glamorous move. Until you repair your reputation, please forget that I am a friend. ”

"My dear Jones, is that occupied castle really yours? I heard that Ireen didn't lend you money. It's not like you can't borrow money and want to drag us to help other people hunt Hydra and make money? ”

"Silly Jones, do you think I'll have time to deal with your shit at this point?"

"Read. Ignore it. ”

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

Under the crimson moonlight, Jones and Dora sat together in the room, opening letters one after another, their expressions changing from excitement at the beginning to ......

After reading all the letters, the two men were silent, staring at each other expressionlessly.

Clearly, Jones overestimated his position in the Silver Moon Knights.

"What should we do, Master Jones?" said Dora.

Jones said with a solemn face: "It seems that the matter can only be solved by ourselves. Nothing can stop me! No! It's just a hydra! It's nothing!"

......

"I have considered it, and I would like to be your servant, ma'am. Jones looked at Hydra with a smile on his face. While laughing, he broke out in a cold sweat.

Hydra looked at him suspiciously with all nine heads.

"Really?"

"Didn't you say I'm going to die?"

"Where's your helper?"

"Aren't you ready for a fight?"

"No, ma'am. I am a civilized blood lord, and blood lords do not fight. That's what vulgar people do. Jones swore by it, "I guess you're also a civilized hydra, right?"

"No, I'm not civilized. ”

"I've eaten a lot of weird things, including the Bloodline. ”

"Again, this castle is mine. ”

"I am willing to accept you as my servant. ”

"But I advise you not to play tricks, or I'll eat you. The head that said this also deliberately opened its bloody mouth to show Jones its fangs. That mouth can swallow Jones in one bite.

"Rest assured, I sincerely want to be your servant, ma'am. Jones said with a smile as he wiped his sweat.

Dora next to her quietly tugged at Jones's sleeve: "Lord Jones, are we really going to be its servants?"

Jones lowered his voice and whispered, "We're just coaxing it." After all, we need this castle. Anyway, as long as it does all the things it asks for, nothing else will be there. We can use this place to develop well and make good money. The key is that I have to pay the interest, and the loan. And once we get close to it, we might have a chance to reclaim the castle...... It's the best of both worlds, isn't it?"

"I don't think so?" Dora looked nervously at Hydra.

"What are you quietly discussing?"

"We're talking about how we can make you happier, ma'am. After all, we haven't been a servant of Hydra, and it will take a little time, I hope you can understand. ”

"Okay, let's talk about it. I'm waiting for your good news, and I hope you can be a little more creative. Hydra said, shaking its head.

"But......" whispered Dora, "isn't this deception? If the Lich King found out, he would be unhappy. ”

"Who cares if he's unhappy? I just want my castle! Do you understand? That's my castle!" Jones glared at him, and said viciously, "Why don't you tell him?"

"Yes, Master Jones. Dora subconsciously touched her lips.

"Ma'am, where shall we start?" Jones whistled and pretended to be casual as he walked towards the castle gates, "As your servant, I think I should first familiarize myself with the working environment. You probably won't swallow me while I'm in. ”

"No, you're too young to have enough for dessert. ”

The small castle also has a small moat and a gate suspension bridge.

Dora stood at a distance, watching, worried for Jones.

As soon as he reached the gate, Jones stopped. Because he smelled a bad smell.

"What's wrong with you, are you still afraid that I'll eat you?" one of Hydra's heads protruded from the window. The diameter almost filled the windows.

"No, I'm just a little excited, after all, it's the first day in office. Jones forced a smile and stepped onto the suspension bridge.

The hydra is huge, and the diameter of each head is almost the same as the windows of the castle. The waistline is as big as a horse-drawn carriage.

The castle is small. No garden, no stables, nothing. There is only one single building and four towers. In the middle of it is a three-story hall with large and small windows on all sides. After stuffing a hydra, there was no place for the hall to put its feet on.

Walking up the stairs on the side of the hall, there are more than a dozen large and small rooms. That's basically it, the castle is very simple. The entire castle is also open to Hydra, after all, its waist is really large.

Furniture or something, you don't have to count on it, after all, there's a hydra here, what furniture do you expect to want?

Soon, Jones found the source of the stench...... He looked blankly at his castle master bedroom, which was stuffed with pitch-black objects.

The castle's master bedroom was turned into a Hydra's toilet. Yes, toilets. Since the hydra is big enough, you can imagine the whole room stuffed with.

Walking back to the staircase, Jones asked softly, holding back his anger, "Ma'am, I would like to ask what is going on in the master bedroom, and why are there so many ...... in the room Excreta. ”

The nine heads of the hydra stared at Jones together and began to babble.

"Snakes are afraid of the cold, don't you know?"

"You can't ask me to run out to the bathroom in the cold, can you?"

"Every castle should have a toilet, and there should be one here. ”

"From now on, cleaning up your excrement is also part of your job. ”

"You'd better clean up quickly, or I won't have a place to defecate." You can't ask me to be in my own 'room,' can you?"

After a minute's froze expression, Jones smiled slightly, "Okay, I see, ma'am." I'll help you build a new toilet. You'll be satisfied. ”

"Also, I'm hungry now, you'd better go out and catch a few deer. ”

"Otherwise, I'm not sure I'll swallow you. ”

"Catch nine deer. ”

"Otherwise, if you don't eat the head of a deer, it will swallow you." ”

"After all, you look like a free laborer, and we don't want to eat you so soon. So for the safety of your life, please pay attention. ”

Jones took a deep breath and said, "Okay, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. ”

......

"It's too much! I can't in my room, so I pull it to my room? And that's not its room! It's not its room! That's my castle hall! It's my castle hall! It wants me to shovel it! I don't just help it hunt, I have to shovel it! I'm going to kill it——! I don't even know snake stinks!"

On the cliff face, Jones snarled angrily at the moonlight with a hideous vampire face.

"So what should we do now?" asked Dora.

"Let's go hunt the nine-headed deer first. Jones's eyes were filled with tears, and he clenched his fists and said, "I have succeeded in paralyzing it! We have to endure it! In order to pay off the loan, in order to retake the castle, we must endure it! We must show our perseverance, and endure until we kill it, and boil the snake soup!"

"Yes, Master Jones!" Dora nodded heavily.

The two little vampires began to flutter their wings in search of the deer.

Under the crimson moonlight, the humble castle exudes a unique charm. The love of the blood lord is full of tragic colors.

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