Chapter 116: Scumbag Fat

Under the lock of six murderous eyes, Jin Xiaofu's face was full of red light, gnawing on sweet and sour pork ribs, eating with a mouth full of oil, and swept over the three of them suspiciously, and couldn't help laughing.

"Hahaha, the boss doesn't have to thank me, the two sisters-in-law are good girlfriends, good sisters who live in the same bedroom, they won't be jealous, don't think too much!"

Shenma!

Good girlfriends join hands to love Duan Lang!

The two school flowers are good sisters in the same bed, and they will not be jealous!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

The audience instantly exploded, and the noise was earth-shattering.

"Woo woo, the two major school flowers have fallen!"

"Envy the dead Duan Lang, this is a double harvest for big and small Qiao!"

"People are more popular than people, I'm so handsome, why am I still a single dog!"

"Uncle Duan Lang, return the goddess of my dreams!"

"Duan Lang is not dead, where is the reason of heaven!"

Duan Lang was speechless, he didn't say anything for a long time, and looked at Jin Xiaofu with tears in his eyes.

"Ding Dong! Within twenty-four hours, three invisible pretends, triple the fatal damage, and the pretending value is increased by 3,000 points!"

The scum and fat are too tricky, Duan Lang is already at a loss, and he doesn't know how to refute it, this is no longer his problem, but the two school sisters are concentric and stick to his problem.

Bai Tingting's face was flushed, she was so ashamed that she couldn't bear to take refuge.

Chu Xueyun was light and light, and his state of mind was arrogant and arrogant, he had already collapsed, his cold little face was red, and his heart was like a deer, and for the first time in his life, he experienced the wonderful feeling of shyness.

Jin Xiaofu ate fried yellow croaker, and shouted in a broken voice: "The boss is the boss!" The two colonels chased after him and took the initiative to send it to the door, you can still sit still, you are worthy of being the idol of the fat man, the domineering straight man of steel!"

Horse duck!

The school flower is upside down!

The two school flowers took the initiative to give them a hug!

Duan Lang still doesn't accept it, it's too special!

Puff puff!

Looking at Duan Lang in the middle of the two school flowers, isn't this just hugging left and right, countless boys squirting rice, the three views instantly collapsed, and they fell to the ground with their backs facing the sky, and began to doubt their lives.

Duan Lang was full of black lines, and 100,000 grass and mud horses galloped overhead, with big question marks painted on their heads.

When did he refuse to be hugged by the two school girls, why didn't Duan Lang know about it, how did the scum and fat know, this pit is talking nonsense, spreading rumors, this is the rhythm of killing him?

Bai Tingting and Chu Xue's minds roared, their brains were blank, their little faces were delicate, and they were so red that they were about to drip blood.

Qian Hao stood up suddenly, wearing a baseball cap, and rushed to Duan Lang in a rage, shouting loudly.

"You don't know, how shameless Duan Lang is, begging the principal to transfer to No. 1 Middle School, to sit at the same table with the iceberg school flower, the college entrance examination is ten days away, and he has to entangle the iceberg school flower, how can people be so shameless!"

Without waiting for Duan Lang to speak, Jin Xiaofu suddenly jumped out and roared arrogantly and domineeringly.

"Trees don't have bark, they will die, people don't have face, the world is invincible! The plane knows a fart, the boss endures humiliation, for the love of his heart, on the eve of the college entrance examination, he pursues the iceberg school flower, and if he doesn't succeed, he will become a benevolent person and sacrifice his life for the last time!

The boss is an iron-blooded man, worthy of being a model for my generation, a role model for my generation of single dogs, and a breath of air for my generation of poor students!"

Qian Hao was speechless, he didn't know how to refute, it seemed that the dead fat man was so reasonable, how to chase the iceberg school flower if he was not thick-skinned, how to sit at the same table with the school flower if he was not shameless, and how to pester the school flower if he was not a scoundrel.

The audience was in a commotion, the students exchanged heads and talked about each other, and the news became more and more exciting one by one, all staring at Duan Lang with admiration and secretly giving a thumbs up.

"The scum and fat said it well, how to chase the school flower if you are not shameless!"

"Duan Lang is the most shameless, I want to be shameless when I chase the two school flowers together!"

"I'll go and confess to the goddess later, I'm going to graduate anyway, and I'm shameless in the end!"

"I'm also going to be shameless, I've liked beautiful teachers for three years, I'm going to confess, let's die!"

"! Brother is so shameless, the beautiful teacher also dares to worry, the cow pen is spicy to death!"

"What... I like the Queen's Dean of Teachings, can I be shameless?"

"What a heavy taste! Ten tortures are waiting for you, I wish you to come back alive!"

Under the focus of countless eyes, Duan Lang became the focus again, his mind roared, and the system prompt sounded like a fryer, and it rang continuously.

"Ding Dong! Within 24 hours, four invisible pretends, four times the explosion damage, the pretending value has quadrupled, the reward pretending value is 4,000 points, and the cumulative pretending value is 24,400 points!"

What's going on today, pretending to be forced to go all the way up, faster than doing tasks!

Duan Lang was secretly frightened, he didn't do anything, silently watched Jin Xiaofu pretending to be forced, pretending to be compulsive, so cool that he didn't want it, the scum and fat are too powerful, he is really my iron buddy, he is really my good brother, and he deserves to be my mascot.

"I stepped on the ship of the desert with my pipe and hourglass on my back and a jug of spirits in my hand..."

The mobile phone screen lit up, Duan Lang looked down, and the caller prompted that it was grandpa, and he would be connected immediately.

"Grandpa, how is the family?"

"It's good, grandpa is in good health, and it's fragrant to eat. Today, the principal of No. 1 Middle School called and said that you transferred to No. 1 Middle School, and arranged free board and lodging for you, the best class, good college entrance examination results and scholarships, and I directly agreed!"

"No, I didn't agree to transfer schools, how did grandpa agree, aren't you afraid of being a liar?"

"It's a good thing, why don't you agree, that old guy made a generous move and directly transferred 10,000 scholarships, if grandpa doesn't agree, he will be a big fool. ”

"It's over!"

In the last ten days of the college entrance examination, earn a breath of air for your grandfather and get a good score in the exam, so as not to let the neighbors look down on him and scare these power dogs to death. My grandson is the smartest, he is the leader in the high school entrance examination, and he can also enter the top three in the college entrance examination. ”

"Grandpa, don't worry, I'll do my best!"

"Don't talk about it, Uncle Wang next door asked me to go to the foot bath city and relax!"

Listening to the busy sound in the microphone, Duan Lang shook his head and sighed, grandpa has been getting worse and worse since he met Uncle Wang next door, the Fire Dragon King is too shameless, his hands have reached out to his house, directly bribed grandpa, took a salary from the bottom of the kettle, gave him fatal explosion damage, and directly transferred to No. 1 Middle School, the means are too clever, people can't guard against it, and there is no temper.

Walking into the cafeteria, a group of male and female teachers, the stars holding the moon and embracing the old Mediterranean man, Wang Dahong's face was full of red light, domineering with a beer belly, walking with both hands behind his back, and full of arrogance.

"Hello Headmaster!"

The classmates invariably opened their mouths, and they were very afraid of the Fire Dragon King in their hearts, if this old man went crazy, he would find his parents if he said he was looking for parents, and he would be expelled if he said that he would be expelled, and no one dared to provoke him when he dominated No. 1 Middle School, that was the only big guy in the school, the domineering earth overlord.

Wang Dahong smiled all over his face, waved his hand freely, his eyes scanned around, and soon found the figures of Chu Xue and Bai Tingting's stunning canteen, Duan Lang in the middle of the two school flowers, like two white swans, lying on his stomach with a camouflage toad, it is difficult not to attract attention, and he can't hide it no matter how he lowers his head.