"Damn!"

Mengfeng, who wanted to tease the old man, suddenly turned black after hearing the old man's words, and couldn't help but scold. It turned out that it wasn't him teasing the old man before, but the old man teasing him, and he thought he had teased the old man!

"Oops, my good boy. Didn't you call it a teacher to follow you? Now you are at your disposal to slaughter and pinch, come quickly, you can't wait for a teacher. ”

Looking at Mengfeng with a black line on his face, the old man suddenly squeezed his eyebrows and smiled, twisted his buttocks, and looked at Mengfeng coquettishly, pretending to look like a little brother like a sister next door.

"Hmm, uh......" Looking at the old man's current appearance, Mengfeng's mouth suddenly bulged, his throat gurgled, and the next moment, he turned his head to the side and vomited directly.

"I'll go, is the old man so unsightly?

Seeing that Meng Feng really vomited, the old man's eyes couldn't help but widen, and he said with a shocked look.

After vomiting for a while, Mengfeng raised his head, looked at the old man with the corners of his mouth twitching, nodded fiercely, and said, "Yes, it's very unsightly!"

"I wipe, I dare to say this as a teacher, it seems that I haven't taught you a lesson for too long, so you forgot to be a spanking for a teacher!"

Hearing Mengfeng's words, the old man suddenly became angry, and he didn't give him a chance to reply, he directly reached out and brought Mengfeng over, and the dry palm poked out of his sleeve and slapped Mengfeng's ass vigorously.

"Smack, smack, smack......"

The buttocks were attacked by the old man back and forth with his palm, Mengfeng's little face suddenly turned red, and the speechless one in his heart, damn, am I really still a child?

"Smack!" "You dare to say that as a teacher!"

"Smack!" "Let you dare to be a teacher!"

"Smack!" "Let you dare to break your sleeves!"

"Smack!" "I tell you to dare to let such a pure person as a teacher treat you for the habit of breaking your sleeves!"

......

At this time, Mengfeng suddenly heard that the old man was scolding while patting his buttocks, which made the corners of Mengfeng's mouth twitch, and the more he listened, the more the corners of Mengfeng's mouth twitched, the more arc of Mengfeng's mouth twitched, what is this?

Finally, after being slapped dozens of times in a row and scolded dozens of times, Mengfeng finally broke out, only to see his ass shrink, and shouted angrily: "Bastard master, if you dare to slap my ass again, then don't blame me for being ruthless!"

"Smack!"

Hearing this, the old man was stunned for a moment, continued to pat Mengfeng's buttocks, and snorted softly: "Hmph, then you will ruthlessly show it to the teacher!"

After another beating, Mengfeng's cheeks couldn't help twitching, and he shouted angrily again: "Okay, this is what you bastard master forced me to do, see that I don't need a big move, I hit you hard!"

"Smack!"

slapped Mengfeng's ass again, and the old man said jokingly: "Oops, it's a big move." What kind of big move hurry up, you can wait for the teacher!"

The ass was hit again, and Mengfeng's cheek was also twitched again, but he said in a restrained manner: "That, give the bastard master another chance for you, let me go quickly, otherwise don't blame me for my big move!"

"Smack!"

slapped Mengfeng's ass again, and the old man teased: "Tut, there is a big move to hurry up." As a teacher, I won't let you go, I'm waiting for you to be polite!"

"Okay, okay, this is the bastard master, you forced me, when I gather my breath, I will kill you immediately, hum!" With a blushing face, Mengfeng said hello three times in a row, and after snorting heavily, he began to twist his ass.

"Poof!"

Looking at this scene, the old man suddenly burst out laughing, and then laughed: "Hahaha...... When you say gas gathering, do you mean twisting your ass?"

Hearing this, Mengfeng's originally flushed little face became more and more red, and said, "This... It's not that I didn't eat well today, otherwise I would have to gather gas, and I would have made a big move directly. But after such a gathering time of less than ten seconds, my qi has almost been gathered, so let me come, send, big, move!"

"Poof!"

As soon as the sound of the dream wind fell, the old man was about to continue laughing, only to hear a crisp sound of breath suddenly sounding.

The next moment, a thick stench was suddenly released in this area.

"Damn!" scolded angrily, put Mengfeng off his body, and the old man covered his nose and ran away.

"Ouch!" fell to the ground, a burst of pain, Mengfeng couldn't help but let out a cry of pain, and immediately stood up, looked at the old man, but asked with a smile: "Hehe, master, do you think my big move, the cow is not a cow?"

Hearing this, the corners of the old man's mouth suddenly twitched fiercely, pointed to Mengfeng's body, and said, "You...... What you're talking about is that you can't fart?"

"That's not it!" Mengfeng said proudly, raising his head.

"Damn, the old man thought it was a big move. Originally...... It turns out that this kind of trickster is cheating on himself, polluting the environment and releasing the smell!" sobbing the old man's face, the old man's fingers trembled and pointed at Mengfeng, and said angrily: "Bastard boy, do you know. This foul smell is the greatest sin of polluting the environment, and it is punishable by the supreme punishment!"

"Go, there's no supreme punishment, master, I'm now, no, I've found out a long time ago. Your imagination is so!" Looking at the old man's appearance, Mengfeng waved his hand and said.

"Oh, you just know that? When the old man was young, he used to be a bard, and this imagination is naturally very human to compare!" Hearing this, the old man was not angry, but also raised his head proudly.

The expression that was still smoking the old face before, saying that Mengfeng was going to be punished supremely disappeared at this time.

"Uh..." Looking at the old man's proud appearance, Mengfeng's face suddenly darkened, the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely, and he was speechless for a while. While he was speechless, he also understood that the old man had reached the highest level of the legendary seal beast chameleon, that is, even if he had an ugly face, he could change back for a while.

Glancing at Mengfeng's speechless appearance, the old man smiled, his expression suddenly became serious, and he said, "Okay, Feng'er." It's okay to stop joking, it's still important to get down to business!"

Hearing this, the corners of Mengfeng's mouth twitched fiercely, and he scolded in his heart: Ya, can you stop joking? It seems that you are the first to start, okay? Otherwise, how could I, such a pure and immature little pot friend, do such an immoral thing as farting?

If he heard what Mengfeng said in his heart at this time, the old man would probably kick it directly and scolded: "Are you still a young pot friend? cough cough, maybe it used to be, but after following the old man, you are a lewd little pot friend. In addition, the old man can't do this thing because of fart, obviously you taught yourself, right?

Although he thought so in his heart, Mengfeng's face returned to his normal expression, and he groaned, and then asked, "Uh, that master." What are we talking about?"

"Let's talk about what's next, of course!"

Hearing the old man's words, Mengfeng was speechless again, it turned out that in the eyes of the old man, it was the next thing.

"For the sake of the wind, you can complete the things that the teacher explained to you in advance. So, the teacher has decided to give you a reward!" I didn't know what Mengfeng was thinking, and the old man said to himself with a smile.

Hearing this, Mengfeng's eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly stepped forward and took two steps, salivating and said, "I don't know what reward the master wants to give me?"

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