Chapter 21: Cheers, Good Brother!
The gold slot machine spun wildly, shining with golden light, pausing three times in a row, bursting into a colorful glow, and cheerful music sounded.
"Ding! Draw rewards Wing Chun (martial arts) and Chang'e fairy bath photos. ”
"Ding! The host is lucky, and the shape is shifted (immortal). ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host, learn shapeshifting, Wing Chun, and the attribute panel is open!"
Host: Duan Lang
Title: None
Special Move: None
Immortal Technique: Transfiguration
Spell: None
Bloodline: None
Ability: Clairvoyant
Martial arts: boxing, Wing Chun
Comprehensive combat effectiveness: 400 points
A golden omen, Duan Lang's mind roared, and there were more memories of shapeshifting and Wing Chun, full of explosive power, and said excitedly: "Little fairy, what a day!"
The little fairy smiled and said coquettishly: "Combat power is only data analysis, it does not represent real strength, you have to go through iron and blood battles again and again, and skillfully use your skills to exert your true combat effectiveness." Fight, boy!" the voice fell, then disappeared.
"Chang'e bath photos!" Duan Lang's small hand shook, and there was a big photo of seven inches, and the moment he saw the photo, his brain froze, his eyes were dull, and the whole person was stunned.
In the fairy-like Tianhe, the woman's long hair is like a waterfall, hanging lightly on her waist, her eyebrows are like a crescent moon, her peach blossom eyes are flowing in autumn, her cherry lips are red and glowing, her pretty face is white and red, she seems to be smiling but not smiling, and playful dimples appear at the corners of her mouth.
She lifted a splash of water with both hands, shrouded in hazy mist, her snow skin was white and translucent, and she held her waist in a frightening curve.
It's so beautiful that the fish and geese fall!
It's so glamorous that the moon is shy of flowers!
The demon has brought disaster to the country and the people!
Immortal is captivating!
Countless immortals in the fairy world covet it, Bajie is the next mortal, the Jade Emperor is infatuated with it, the queen mother is jealous, the only heroine of countless fragrant legends, and the first beauty in the fairy world, Chang'e Fairy.
With a bang on the door, Duan Lang woke up from his addiction, shivered smartly, and the photo was put into the system backpack.
"I'm going!" The boss has a nosebleed, why is his face so red, is it a peek at a bad little video?" Jin Xiaofu rushed into the dormitory sweating profusely, holding a lunch box and cold beer in both hands, and looked at it in dismay.
"Get out!" Duan Lang raised his hand and wiped his nose, his palms were full of blood, and he rushed to the water room in a hurry, picking up the water to rinse his hot face.
Looking at the dark night sky outside the window, I took out my mobile phone and saw that it was already seven o'clock in the evening, and two hours had passed since Xiaopang went out to buy food.
"It's so evil, I looked at the photo for two hours unconsciously, it seems that only two minutes have passed, what's going on!" Duan Lang's expression was strange, and Chang'e's beautiful figure in his mind gradually blurred and returned to normal.
"System prompt: Fairy Chang'e is the holy body of Taiyin, born with the power of charm, as long as mortals look at it, they will be fascinated and unable to extricate themselves, and they will not wake up until they die. ”
"No wonder Bajie has become a pig, and he is still thinking about Chang'e. Duan Lang turned around and returned to the bedroom.
There are four dishes and one soup on the table, sweet and sour pork ribs, braised chicken nuggets, pot-wrapped meat, dry-fried yellow croaker, beef and persimmon soup, as well as two large bowls of rice and six bottles of cold beer cans.
The food was steaming, Jin Xiaofu drank cold beer, and said with a smile: "I'm tired, I went to the small canteen to open a small stove, and there were a hundred people in line, there are so many rich people these years." ”
Duan Lang sat down at the table, pulled out a can of cold beer, and said, "After ordering so many dishes, is the money enough?"
Jin Xiaofu said: "Almost, the school canteen is cheap, and if you want to eat in an off-campus restaurant, this table can't be eaten without three hundred." ”
Duan Lang raised his glass and teased: "Good brother, cheers." ”
Jin Xiaofu raised his glass and said excitedly: "Cheers, for the sake of Teacher Mina, I want to be admitted to university!"
The two of them raised their heads and drank a can of cold beer, and began to sweep up the dishes, eating with their mouths full of oil, the small canteen has a full-time chef, and it is by no means compared to the big pot of rice in the big canteen.
"Boss, don't go out in the dormitory tonight, someone is blocking you outside!" Jin Xiaofu said in a vague voice, gnawing on ribs.
"What's going on?" Duan Lang asked.
"Hu Lai's stupid hanging, he found a group of little bastards from outside the school, and there were more than ten people, squatting at the school gate after school, and he hadn't left after dark. Jin Xiaofu said.
"So persistent!" Duan Lang put down the cold beer and said in a cold tone: "Hu Lai is really underwhelmed, I'll go out to settle him and eat it when I come back." ”
"Don't go, boss, there are a lot of them!" Jin Xiaofu's face changed greatly, and he raised his hand and slapped himself, why did he owe so much, looking at Duan Lang who ran out of the bedroom, he quickly chased out.
Under the cover of night, a group of small ruffians squatted side by side at the school gate, with uniform brim melon seed heads, colorful dyed hair, one ear with studs, skinny leggings, and shiny beanie shoes.
Hu Lai squatted on the steps of the flower bed with half a cigarette in his mouth, staring at the school gate with his eyes pierced, playing with nunchucks in his hands.
The second dog and the shrimp crawler were holding the bat, their stomachs were so hungry that they were growling, revealing a bitter gourd face, and they were gossiping.
"After squatting for three hours, Duan Lang didn't leave early, don't wait!"
"I'm starving, big brother took us to eat. ”
"With so many brothers coming, why should we arrange it. ”
"It doesn't have to be too expensive, just an open-air barbecue!"
"It's okay to have a small hot pot on the eighth day of the week, I haven't eaten mutton shabu for a long time!"
"Get out!" Hu Lai was full of black lines, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, looking at the little ruffians around him who were eager to try, he was so angry that he was smoking, and arranged for you to be a big-headed ghost, please ask this big group of people to barbecue, and you can't get down for two thousand.
Just a pair of rice buckets for Ergouzi and Shrimp Crawler, you have to have 200 skewers of barbecue, plus beer drinks, and you sweat profusely when you think about it.
Duan Lang, this deflated grandson, where did he run after school, the bicycle was still in the carport, Bai Tingting had already ridden home, why did she disappear mysteriously?
The phone rang, Hu looked at the caller ID, the call from Song Xiujun, the school grass, and casually answered and complained: "Made, I waited until half past eight at the school gate, and I didn't see Duan Lang, where did this garbage go?"
"This kid didn't go home, in the boys' dormitory, just right to settle him!"
"Beep dog!" Hu Lai hung up the phone, just about to beckon someone to the dormitory.
In the darkness not far away, a tall and straight teenager walked out, wearing a blue and white school uniform, faded jeans, and outdated pull-back shoes, proudly walking out of the school gate.
"Duan... Lang!" Hu Lai gritted his teeth, spit out two words between his teeth, and walked over to the young man.
The second dog and the shrimp crawler were in high spirits, carrying a bat on their shoulders, following Hu Lai, and the little bastards around them stood up one after another, surrounding Duan Lang from all directions.
At the center of the crowd, Duan Lang carried a can of cold beer, proudly looked around at the little bastards, and said with a wicked smile: "Hehe, Hu Lai, you are so funny, where did you find a bunch of stupid people, melon seed heads, small earrings, tight legs, beanie shoes, and striped fish, is this going to be forced live broadcast?"
Hu Lai looked around, feeling very shameless, he didn't expect that the helpers Song Xiujun found were all dressed like dogs, all dressed like sissies, and he was upset when he looked at them.
The little bastards around him glared angrily, staring at Duan Lang viciously, chattering endlessly.
"Poor ratio, you're so stupid, look for a cut!"
"Jiao, look at your brushstrokes, you are dressed as shivering as Hanako!"
"You're dead, your mouth is so stinky, you deserve to be killed!"
"I owe this kid too much. ”