Chapter 0243 - Rats and Cats Hide Quickly!
"Old Patriarch ......"
Hugh Datou was still urging, wondering in his heart, Li Feng and Huang Ye were about to leave without a figure, why didn't they do it?
"Ouch...... My stomach hurts, I must have eaten a bad stomach!" Songke had an idea, clutching his stomach and whispering in pain.
Hugh is depressed, why do you have diarrhea at this time?
Li Feng and Huang Ye walked away.
"Old patriarch, they're all gone!" he said with a disappointed face, he felt it was a pity that he couldn't kill Li Feng and the others.
Songke raised his eyebrows: "Leave them, count them out of the, Lao Tzu suddenly has a stomachache, otherwise you will kill them! You send someone to follow them, and when Lao Tzu's stomach doesn't hurt anymore, you will catch up and clean them up!"
Hugh Datou felt that this was the only way, and hurriedly told the two clever clansmen to hurry up and follow.
"Old patriarch, why are you sweating?"
"Damn, can you not sweat with a stomachache?"
The stomach ache is pretended, mainly cold sweat, scared out.
He slapped Hugh's head hard and scolded angrily: "You know how to fart!"
Hugh hugged his head and said, "Do you want straw paper to be beautifully packaged, comfortable and durable, finger rubbed and not worn, environmentally friendly, safe, healthy and comfortable." ”
Songke knocked him chestnut: "What the hell are you, why is there so much nonsense on a piece of straw paper?"
Hugh Datou hurriedly took out a pack of beautifully packaged bagged paper, Songke took it, and frowned: "Where did you come from?"
Hugh Datou was proud: "Old patriarch, this is the latest product developed by our village, the name of the product is Anerle! It is also divided into several categories of day and night use, men's clothing, and women's clothing, which is guaranteed to be exported to all major villages, and the absolute growth rate of several horses this year has reached 200 percent!"
"Pretend to be Nima! Why don't you say playboy? Lao Tzu's stomach doesn't hurt anymore, you don't need it! You wait here, Lao Tzu suddenly remembered that there is something urgent to do immediately, go and call the hitchhiking!"
Hugh Datou hurriedly glanced at his subordinates, and soon brought in a thin black horse.
"Old patriarch, the hitchhiker is coming, you haven't come back much in all these years, you see it wants to lose weight!" Hugh said with a smile.
The name of the horse is called hitchhiking, the name that Songke used to take, saying that riding on a horse is as steady as walking on the ground, as comfortable as riding a carriage, and listening to his words, it is as fast as the wind, so the hitchhiker came out of the scene.
Songke looked at the hitchhiker with a wide back and a lot of meat becoming like this, and felt very distressed, touched the horse and said: "Old man, I haven't seen you for a long time, Lao Tzu thought of a new name, and I will call you the black car in the future!"
Hugh Datou hurriedly said: "Old patriarch, don't do it, many nearby villages give horses this name, and in the end they are all stolen and slaughtered." ”
Songke glared: "Who dares to steal Lao Tzu's black car?
After saying that, he rode his horse and whipped wildly, and the black chariot went crookedly, as if overwhelmed.
Waiting for Ma Ying, a clansman whispered: "Patriarch, in the future, let's not let hitchhikers do rough work for other villages to earn extra money, the old patriarch will definitely punish us if he finds out!"
Hugh nodded thoughtfully: "That's right, we have peace and happiness now, and it will definitely sell well in the future, so let it retire." ”
Another clansman whispered: "It's retired so early? It's only sixty years old, isn't it all saying that it wants to delay retirement? Sixty-five is only the age!"
Hugh slapped his head on the head: "Who did you say? Do you really want to delay retirement? Then tell me how old the patriarch is delayed?"
The clansman rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "Of course, the patriarch is for life, and he can't retire!"
Hugh Datou touched his head with satisfaction, and said: "That's a good thing, lifelong, Lao Tzu, the patriarch, has worked hard, and he has been shining in the position of the patriarch, leading everyone to be well-off." ”
Ten miles away, Huang Ye shook his head: "Sage, just now I felt that someone was staring at us in the dark, who do you think it would be?"
Li Feng said indifferently: "I don't know, just stare at it, since it's okay, it means that it's not an enemy!"
He said with a smile: "I think it may be the paparazzi? There is a village where people like to inquire about the news everywhere, and they have a way to know about the trivial things in each village, and they like to follow and eavesdrop, and they have nothing to do all day long! ”
Li Feng raised his eyebrows and said, "Oh?
Huang Ye nodded: "But isn't it? Their patriarch asked Bao to inquire, and he is a dead fat man!"
Li Feng became interested and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier? Let's go, let's go find him first!"
A thin black horse carried a short man crookedly through the woods.
The horse was covered in dust and mud, and looked like it had fallen many times.
Plopped, the horse's body was crooked, and he fell to the ground and rolled straight, but Songke reacted quickly enough, and flew up at the moment when the horse's body was about to fall.
After landing, he stared at the thin horse with an indignant face, and said: "Black car, black car, originally Lao Tzu saw that you were so thin that he was about to die, and thought that you could be better by changing the name of the buried, but Nima's fell more than 30 times along the way!"
He scolded as he lifted the horse up with both hands, and sat down again tremblingly.
If it weren't for the fact that his legs were still a little soft, he would have chopped up the leg of this beloved horse and roasted it to eat.
Why are the legs weak? Or is it Li Feng who is hurt and frightened.
The trees in front of them began to thin out, and there were many wooden stakes on the ground, and the flat section was so smooth that it was clear that it had been cut by sharp weapons.
The trees were gone, but the ground was full of blooming flowers.
Songke let out a long sigh of relief and reached the ground.
The black body was crooked again, and the flower was smashed to death with a thud.
Songke was furious, smashed the head of the black car with one palm, clapped his hands happily, and said to himself: "Your mission is complete, go with peace of mind!"
"Pine dwarf, you dare to destroy my flowers!" a coquettish shout came, like thunder.
Songke immediately smiled all over his face, and raised his voice: "Brother Ruhua is not angry, isn't it just a few flowers? I have some flower seeds here, you are satisfied!"
Call!
A fragrant breeze blows to the nose, smelling like a girl's own fragrance.
A figure swept from a distance, and in the blink of an eye, he reached Songke, snatching the cloth bag in his hand, which contained flower seeds.
This is a two-meter-tall woman, as thin as a bamboo pole, with a garland on her head and clothes woven from garlands.
Wait, she has an Adam's apple and looks like a man.
"Trumpet flower, good baby! you have passed the test this time, let's say, what are you looking for someone to do?" Brother Ruhua pinched the flower and pointed to the delicate road, full of charm.
It eclipses the flowers all over the ground.
Songke said with a smile: "Brother Ruhua, my brother has been bullied, only you can do it!"
Ruhua glanced at him charmingly, covered her mouth and chuckled: "I hate it, people don't like to fight and kill." ”
Songke Zhengse said: "Yes, I also said so at the time, saying that I and Brother Ruhua are sworn brothers, and have always adhered to the policy of pacifism, but the opponent scolded my mother-in-law and mother, and said that he knew Brother Ruhua's name, you are neither male nor female, well, yes, that is, a human 'demon'!"
Like a flower, the terrifying sword qi raged, and within a radius of 100 meters, the blooming flowers broke silently, and the incision was as smooth as a mirror.
"Grass! Dare to say that the old lady is a human and a demon! The old lady will skin him, gnaw his bones, drink his blood, eat his flesh, peel off the skin and fill the grass and hang it for ten days and ten nights!
Like a flower sword qi is wild, a garden in Nuoda was turned into a muddy ground by him, and there was not a single flower left!
"Brother Song, let's go, the old lady wants to see how many heads he has!" He was extremely angry and urged Songke to lead the way.
Songke pointed to the embarrassed garden and said, "Brother Ruhua, these flowers are ......."
Ruhua said disdainfully: "Flowers are a small matter, but face is a big matter!
Songke smiled bitterly, so it seemed that he could only bleed profusely.
Qin Town.
Yuan Qing stood tremblingly in front of the fat man and listened to him be furious.
Bo Jian actually died, which made the fat man very angry.
The first thug is gone, and he will have to do a lot of things himself in the future, which is really tiring.
He started from the eighteenth generation of ancestors from Yuan Qing upwards to the one hundred and eightieth generation of descendants and grandchildren from Yuan Qing downwards, and all of them greeted him all over again.
Yuan Qing lowered his head and let him scold, secretly thinking that if you scold the world, I will not move.
Whether it is an ancestor or a descendant, in fact, the fat man scolded himself, everyone has no father, no mother, no offspring, they are all cultivated from the sword, and scolding me is equivalent to scolding myself!