Chapter 8: A Dangerous Farce
Huh?
They are all peers in the field of mercenaries, although they were not familiar with each other before, and some of them are not famous, but they are never unfamiliar with the name of the Dark Knights, and they are all looking at the elf Mia who is the employer and captain with a look that is getting to know each other anew.
Well, maybe the administrator of a large library hasn't heard of the name, but she doesn't have much of a presence anyway, so just ignore it for now.
No way.
Others can ignore Saf, but Duck can't.
Just as he was about to turn around and lead the way, he inadvertently glanced at the entire team, and the next moment, the nightmare beast under him suddenly jumped high, flew over a distance of more than ten meters, and landed in the inner circle behind the Western Knights. Before the nightmare could hit the ground, Duck was already flying off his horse, his body floating some distance as if he had lost his weight, and flew towards Shul and Saf's camel.
Before the man arrived, the rose was already held up in front of him, and when he landed, he slid forward on one knee, and just stopped in front of the camel, holding the rose high with a reverent face, and chanted affectionately: "Beautiful lady, your beautiful face is as brilliant as the stars in the sky, and your shy expression is ......."
Saf froze, her face flushed as if she were dripping, her whole body trembling violently, and even her lips and the corners of her eyes twitched. The female swordsman who was about to cry when she was watched had never experienced this, she felt that she had a double image in front of her eyes, she was dizzy and almost fainted, and something that had been sleeping in her body for a long time was restless, and she could break through the shackles at any time.
Everyone else was also stunned, the mercenary baron of the Dark Knights is very famous, and most people have heard of the perennial use of the lower body instead of the brain's thinking, and know that he is a nymphomaniac, but no one knows that he can be a nymphomaniac to such an extent, everyone even forgot to react for a while, and just watched the idiot's behavior blankly.
Only Mia, who sighed deeply, covered half of her face as if she felt ashamed, it seemed that this idiot had made another mistake and that if nothing else, he would have made a long, long compliment, and never repeat it. No, he must be stopped, and this unstable factor must not be allowed to cause trouble in the team.
However, just as Mia was about to open her mouth to reprimand, Duck suddenly stopped unexpectedly and did not utter a long courtship declaration.
Because he couldn't go on.
As soon as he said that, he saw a figure rush out of Saf's back like lightning.
One of the things that the powerful mercenary Baron Darke Shadu is most proud of is that whenever he sees a beautiful woman, his eyes can automatically block all male creatures within ten meters of him, and he doesn't know how stupid it is for people to be proud of it.
So when he harassed the shy female swordsman, he didn't even notice that there was someone else sitting behind Saf.
And that cost him.
The ghostly figure appeared in front of Duck at a speed completely disproportionate to his profession, and a fist slammed into the stupid face with a whistling wind. The speed and power are so great that people can't help but wonder if a single punch can easily smash someone's head.
"Bang", at the last moment, Duck still came to his senses, and turned his head sideways in time to avoid the fatal fist, but the cheekbone was still grazed by the fist, leaving a red blood mark on it.
"Shameless sneak attackers. The blood-colored rose turned into a one-handed sword, setting off a sword shadow in the sky.
"In the name of the holy, those who molest me seek death. "For the first time, I raised my weapon in front of my teammates around me, and the mace was swung with a sharp and piercing sound of wind.
"All the beautiful women in the world never belong to anyone, they belong only to themselves, and I propose her love, what does it matter to you. "Speed, strength, angle, every swing of the one-handed sword of the rose is almost flawless, the footwork is just right, even every twist of the body is in the most appropriate position, fast, accurate, efficient, just like a fighting machine without error. Without a talent that people can only look up to, without tens of thousands of boring exercises and thousands of fights between life and death, no one can have such combat skills, and it is really speechless to use it for courtship and fighting.
"The Lord says, Whoever insults others will disgrace himself, dare to attack my prey, and be ready to be torn to pieces?" The hammer and fist cooperate, like a poisonous snake coiled up and waiting for the opportunity to move, no matter how accurate the opponent's combat movements are, they cannot break through the defensive network formed around the body, under strict defense, the counterattack is difficult to deal with, the most tricky angle, the most difficult to defend position, the most unexpected opportunity, the most erratic body, every swing of the fist and mace, will bring a deadly threat.
"In order to save all the beautiful women in the world, I have long been prepared to be the enemy of the whole world, and I am not afraid to die ten thousand times, let alone be torn apart. "This person is definitely a strong enemy, and a simple one-handed attack is no longer enough to deal with, so you must be serious. Immediately, the blood-colored long sword was divided into two, the right hand turned into a two-meter short spear, and the left hand turned into a short sword, the short sword protected the body, and the short spear was sharp enough to cover every space within four meters around, there were no dead ends, no blind spots, as long as you entered the attack distance, you would definitely bear the blow from the short spear.
"Then you will die ten thousand times, if you find it difficult, I don't mind giving you a ride. "Move with the enemy, adapt to the situation, this is a necessary quality to become a good commander and an excellent soldier, there is only a dead end if you remain unchanged, since the enemy's tactics have changed, of course you must also change, since you have expanded the range of attack, then I will narrow it down for you. With a flick of his left hand, a metal stick slipped out of the cuff of the robe, and he grabbed the horizontal handle on the baton, allowing the stick to take the place of the fist. The mace in his right hand disappeared from his hand with a flick of his hand, and the wrist thorn that suddenly popped out from under his wrist grazed the side of the enemy's face, but unfortunately only a white mark was left.
"As long as there are beautiful women in the world waiting for my rescue, I must not die, and a vicious person like you who objectifies beautiful women should have become the public enemy of the world a long time ago. ”
While scolding each other and beating each other, although the reason for the fight is really stupid and incorrigible, the two are obviously merciless, all attacks are full of deadly threats, and the slightest carelessness will pay a heavy price.
The two of them had a good time, but the faces of the high-level mercenaries who were watching the excitement around them were a little ugly, especially a few melee classes.
Mercenary Baron Dark's melee combat is notoriously strong, even if you are just a priest, is it necessary for your melee skills to be so fierce? Fortunately, there is no vindictive spirit on your body, otherwise you will not let others live? Replace it with yourself, without strengthening the vindictive spirit, it is estimated that it will not be able to support it for three minutes, which is already embarrassing enough, if you can stimulate the vindictive spirit again, then everyone will retire collectively.
And you just hit it, what are you talking about? Did you really use your brain before saying those words? Didn't you notice that all the women present had itchy hands? Isn't it good to live, why do you have to kill yourself?
In addition, you two did have a great fight, and we watched it lively, but although it was already evening, the sun was really hot, and it was almost enough, why don't you help us build a pergola before we can continue?
Maybe these mercenaries who watched the excitement could bear it, but the captain Mia couldn't bear it. She was well aware that Shure was going to use this battle to increase his importance in her heart so that he could occupy a more advantageous position in future missions. The question is, Duck is already a headache for an idiot, and who can stand it with another one, can't you show it in a different way?
Taking a deep breath, almost using the illusion technique, Mia shouted, "Dark, Winnie is here, right behind you." ”
"Wait, Winnie, that's a misunderstanding. It seemed that some kind of consensus had been reached in the battle, and Shure and Dark's eyes met, and the two of them retreated at the same time, and their movements were quite tacit. Retreating a few steps, the idiot who was still wildly saying just now that he wanted to save the beauties in the world was already squatting on the ground with his head in his hands, "Don't fight yet, it's not what you imagined, you listen to me explain first." Wait, Winnie didn't come with you this time, Mia, you're lying to me again. ”
"Tsk, cheating an idiot can't be considered a lie, that's called showing IQ. "I didn't get the upper hand in the battle, and now that I finally found an opportunity, Shuer certainly couldn't miss it, and said leisurely, "Only an idiot like you can be fooled." ”
"Bastard, what are you proud of. The poor man who had been deceived gritted his teeth and retorted, "How much better do you think you can be? ”
"So you're an idiot, do you think I'm going to be fooled like you?" Shul made a gesture of disdain, but he couldn't laugh at once, for he felt a small hand on his waist from behind.
Oh, that's not right, Saf, shouldn't you be too shy to even talk to me, why are you following me and pinch......ing me? Hiss, pain.
Pinch, pinch, pinch, Saf, who didn't even dare to raise her head, didn't dare to talk to Shuer, but this did not prevent the shy female swordswoman from expressing her heart in other ways, for example, pinching people.
Who is your person, pinch, and what does your prey mean, pinch.
The weak girl stood beside her, blushing shyly, and pinching her back gently, this feeling is indeed very good, the question is, look at the heavy sword behind her back, and then think about the muffled sound of her coquettish elbow strikes on the back of the camel just now, at this moment nearly a hundred people around have sympathy for Shuer, poor priest, are you still alive now?
"I'm not interested in you fighting, but you're delaying the team's time, and it's all deadly attacks, which can cost the team. Therefore, a temporary provision is now published. Mia had a cold face, and she didn't even bother to look at these two fools, "Whoever is doing such a stupid thing in the future will be deducted from the reward of fifty gold coins every time, and all opinions will be dismissed." ”
It's good that the world is finally quiet.