Chapter 14 Farming (1)

After eating, Ralph, who was still angry, took Lynch to the farmland, and also took a little yellow dog, drooping his tongue, running back and forth in the field excitedly, and from time to time suddenly drilled out in front of Ralph, happily going back and forth.

But Ralph didn't pay attention to it, and the little yellow dog named Rhubarb couldn't understand why the old owner was angry, did he blame him for eating too much, or was he blaming him for defecating in the open again?

Lynch didn't say anything, squatted down and stroked Rhubarb's forehead for a while, then picked up Rhubarb and walked, letting Rhubarb lick his cheeks in his arms, it was very warm and moist, but the smell didn't feel very good.

Ralph looked back at this scene, his gloomy face suddenly became strange, and then he hugged his stomach and laughed loudly, laughing as he watched Rhubarb's tongue lick back and forth on Lynch's face, and laughed even more.

"Hahaha......"

Lynch was puzzled, looked at the laughing Ralph in confusion, and then looked at the rhubarb in his arms, and suddenly seemed to think of something, and quickly put the rhubarb down, and kept wiping his face, as if there was something unclean on his face, like maggots on tarsal bones, no matter how he wiped it, he couldn't wipe it clean.

Lynch thought that Rhubarb seemed to have licked his mouth earlier, and he felt his stomach roll and retch.

Seeing this, Ralph, who had laughed enough, gloated with a smile on his face and said with a smile: "Hahaha, boy, do you know what rhubarb likes to eat the most?"

"I don't want to know!" Lynch refused.

What can dogs love to eat? This is a question to be asked, especially if the farmer's family does not have enough to eat.

"What, you want to know, okay, let the village chief tell you that rhubarb is ......the most popular," Ralph said with a wicked taste of the last three words to the root of Lynch's ear, and then walked away with satisfaction.

After saying that, Lynch felt as if he had been struck by lightning, especially the last three words, which were a hundred times more disgusting than the corpse that Hood had killed the day before.

Ralph listened to the unstoppable retching behind his back, and his heart was even more proud, an old face was full of obscenity, and he said in his heart: Let your kid say that I don't live long, I deserve it!

Lynch, who stood up again, glared at Rhubarb, who was still wagging his tail at him, and quickly covered the vomit with dirt, and stepped on it a few times, causing Rhubarb to grin for a while.

Lynch stopped the rhubarb around his waist and said, "You are not allowed to eat these things in the future, and there are ......"

Lynch pointed at Ralph and looked at Rhubarb, repeating Ralph's earlier words: "All kinds of!!"

After saying that, regardless of whether Rhubarb understood it or not, he suddenly felt his stomach roll again, and forcibly limped towards Ralph.

When I came to the field that belonged to Ralph, I learned from Ralph's movements to break the corn and throw it into a pile, but there was not much technical work, as long as I had the strength to do it.

Ralph did it quickly, after all, he had been a farmer all his life, although he was old, but the treasure knife was not old, and in a short time he had surpassed Lynch in kung fu, and he was thrown farther and farther away.

"Hurry up, boy, it's not like even an old man like me can't catch up, right?"

Lynch rolled his eyes, still in a slow attitude, this is not intentional, but breaking corn requires strong hands, and adults can break it at any time, but Lynch is always a child, not to mention that he has never done this kind of work, so he will naturally be slower.

After a while, Lynch in the cornfield couldn't see Ralph, and then he snapped a few corn stalks, gasped, and sat down.

Listening to the sound of clicking and clicking around, there was still a little joke of the farmers and the joy of the harvest, and there seemed to be a conversation with Ralph, and Ralph shouted: "Thor, have you brought water, give me some old man!"

"Bring it, let my daughter send it to you!" After the middle-aged man Saul finished speaking, he seemed to shout at his daughter: "Stop playing, go and deliver water." ”

"Hee-hee, got it. ”

Ralph: "Good girl, send some to my poor grandson too!"

After saying this, the surrounding peasant households stopped their movements, and shouted and asked, wondering where this lonely Ralph got a grandson? Another peasant woman laughed and said that Ralph was so blessed!

Ralph Lang laughed a few times, and then he said how Lynch was willing to stay, but Ralph's statement deviated from the truth a little, and at first Lynch couldn't listen to it and shook his head to leave.

At the end of listening, Lynch almost fainted with anger, and said in his heart: He is really thick-skinned.

According to Ralph, he unintentionally met Lynch who passed out on the ground, and saved Lynch's life with kindness, and then Lynch kowtowed and thanked him, and swore by his ancestors and ancestors that he was willing to serve his grandson and serve in his old age to repay this life-saving grace.

Ralph said, "What can I do?" I will have to take it, lest God blame him." ”

Listening to the words is extremely innocent, and it seems to be forced to be helpless.

Lynch, who has always had an indifferent and calm temper, couldn't stand being arranged like this in front of others, stood up and wanted to debunk the lie, but after thinking about it again, he sighed, listened to an oop around him, and fell down with a thud.

Only then did Lynch notice that a little girl of the same age as himself had come over at some point, frightened by the sudden movement of her own feet, and thought that this should be Thor's daughter.

The girl was frightened to the ground and did not cry, and her black and white eyes looked at Lynch, as if she was looking at a rare species, and only heard the girl muttering to herself: "Didn't Sister Diana say that all the boys in the world are as thick and dark as Carey?

The girl looked at her wheat-yellow arm again, and added, "It's whiter than me!"

Lynch naturally couldn't go to Ralph Theory at this time, and hurriedly walked with a strange gait to help the little girl, and after half of the support, he remembered his grandfather's teaching, saying that men and women are not kissed, so he naturally let go.

The little girl was still thinking that Lynch was actually a cripple, and when she was picked up, she also said: Cripple is also a good cripple.

Who would have thought that suddenly Lynch would let go, let the little girl squat with another sigh, and rubbed the undeveloped part of the body behind her extremely indecently.

"What are you doing, little cripple!?" the girl grumbled, frowning as the dimple on her face added some love.

Lynch frowned, but there was no expression on his face, thinking that neither the big golden tooth steward he met when he left the imperial capital, nor the tomb robbers he met after leaving the imperial capital, or the extremely vicious Hood, had never called him "little cripple" to his face.

There are also Erin and Mei Ge, and the three people who met Luke and Simon, maybe these may not be paying attention, or they can't bear it, but in any case, they all consciously or unintentionally retain a little self-esteem of Lynch.

Isn't this girl even more ruthless than them? Lynch looked at the girl who fell to the ground, and said secretly in his heart.

Seeing that Lynch did not reply, the girl glanced at herself, but only glanced at it lightly, and did not even mean to apologize. The girl was furious, rolled her eyes and said, "Dead lame, what to see!"

Lynch raised his forehead and sighed, he didn't have much taboo about the word "lame", lame is lame, they are willing to say that, but they don't like to hear it.

After listening to the girl's words, Lynch nodded and said, "It seems to be!"

"What is it?" shouted the girl.

Lynch naturally wouldn't be stupid enough to say what he thought in his heart, but said seriously: "I have a name, my name is Lynch." ”

"I'll call you a dead cripple, a rotten cripple, a little cripple who doesn't know whether it's good or bad!"

"Whatever you want, dimple!" said Lynch, who said indifferently, tooth for tooth without a trace, but not as vicious.

The girl subconsciously covered the dimples on her face, and said arrogantly: "Don't call me a little dimple!"

After speaking, he looked serious again: "I have a name, my name is Dai'er!"

Lynch glanced at Daile with some astonishment, and didn't say anything, just blindly watched.

As if she had woken up to something, Dai'er said with a ruddy face and some embarrassment: "I didn't learn from you!"

It was a lack of confidence, and it was like an embarrassment when someone found out if he had done something bad, but Lynch just sighed and withdrew his gaze, still not planning to say anything.

Seeing this, Dai'er was a little anxious, and she didn't know how to justify herself, so she could only emphasize and say: "I really didn't learn from you!"

"Oh"

"I really, really didn't learn from you!"

Lynch nodded, and said impatiently, "Got it, got it!"