"I did kill some ants, but that's not all. "The goddess's arm is not interested in ants at all.

"Haha!" Ji Xiaobai smiled heartily, ignoring the innate taunting skills of the goddess's arm.

"It turns out that Young Master Ben is not too weak, and he finally didn't lose the face of the traverser. ”

Think about it, the traversers in other stories, one by one, they can't go against the sky, they can go into one by one, they can stand by one, they can wait for Wanbang to vote, Wen can copy the text and scold the opponent, and Wu can cross the line and behead the enemy.

What kind of cross-level battle is a matter of minutes, if you not only can't fight beyond the rank, but also can't win with the rank, and even be beaten by a low-level monk over the level, it is really a shame to lose face to the other world.

After thinking that I was not so weak, I felt a lot better.

When he entered the Guogong Mansion, he didn't disturb many people, it was not Steward Li who opened the door for him, and a little boy, under Ji Xiaobai's instructions, the little boy didn't follow him, he just walked around the Guogong Mansion like this.

"Tomorrow night, I can go and pick some monks of the same level to practice, I'm so strong, I shouldn't lose, what do you say?" Ji Xiaobai was proud, if he didn't know that he had won a few monks in the body refining realm, he would still think that he had won a battle against the sky.

"Who knows?" said the goddess arm indifferently.

Although the battle was not enjoyable, the whole body was not lightly injured, and even the bone of the right hand was pinched and broken, but it was all worth it.

After tonight's tempering, Ji Xiaobai's combat experience is no longer so weak, and he has fought bloody battles again and again, making his whole temperament tougher.

Self-confidence, after the victory of the battle, will improve people's self-confidence.

This time was no exception.

As long as you can become stronger, all the pain before is worth it.

......

Ji Xiaobai was very satisfied, with a smiling face, he walked towards the thatched house, speaking of which, it seems that he has not been relieved for a day, and he is really a little anxious.

It's a normal thing, but... But there was an accident.

As usual, push open the door and try to rip off your pants...

He was still immersed in the joy of victory, with a smile in the corner of his eyes, but in an instant his face changed.

Because... The left hand, which is usually like his own hand, moves with his own thoughts, after pushing the door open and coming in, stands there quietly, and originally wanted to use his left hand to open his pants to pee, but the left hand actually didn't move.

No matter how you control it, you just don't move.

It's like it's a fake arm!

She's rejecting herself, refusing to help...

I forgot that although this left hand is my own, it is not my own, and it also has its own consciousness, the consciousness of a girl!

Miscalculation, I was still complacent about the victory in the battle just now, but I didn't expect the problem to come all of a sudden.

Ji Xiaobai's face suddenly became bitter.

"That's... May I discuss something with you?" he asked weakly.

"Impossible!" Before he could say anything, he was coldly rejected.

"Once... Just once!" his face darkened and he began to become agitated, and at the same time felt like his bladder was about to explode.

"Humph!" still refused.

"Just this time, whether it's good or not, I promise not to do anything else, you see... I want to move my right hand, I don't need your help, the key is that my right hand is broken!" Ji Xiaobai's face turned red with anxiety.

I couldn't hold it back immediately.

My whole body was shaking, and my legs were clamped.

He wanted to jump twice, but he was afraid of bursting the embankment...

"That's none of my business!" ruthless, ruthless, domineering.

Unmoved.

"I really can't hold it anymore, big brother... Eldest sister, eldest aunt, my aunt, you can help me succeed, I can really pee my pants. Ji Xiaobai was afraid.

If you really pee your pants, think about the consequences...

The traverser peed his pants, picked seven gangs in one night, the murderous demon god peed his pants, the young master Ji of the Guogong Mansion peed his pants, and the boss of the Forget Worry Pavilion peed his pants, just now he was still in high spirits in the Colosseum, suppressing the enemies, looking at everything, thinking that he had killed a god back then, and the existence that countless people looked up to peed his pants... It's crazy!

That's a great secret!

If it is known, this reputation may be lost for several epochs!

When it comes to Young Master Ji in the future, I'm afraid that people will only think of it at the first time, this person has peed his pants...

For example, when people were amazed, there was a sudden sentence in the crowd, this person was so powerful that he had once peed his pants... This!Nima...

If he forgets to worry about the pavilion in the future, he really becomes the top restaurant in the Han world, when he mentions the founder, will he be the first to think of this person who has peed his pants?

and so on, which made Ji Xiaobai feel terrible!

"Help me this time, I'll listen to you whatever you ask me to do in the future, okay?"

"Figure it out for yourself. "The voice was cold, and there was no heartbeat at all.

"God, is it possible that my great young master Ji's reputation will be ruined?" He could see that the goddess's arm had already made up his mind not to help him, and suddenly, he was sad.

It's really going to pee your pants today!

In the face of this, he has a headache more than facing the unknown enemies of Jifu, facing the Tianjiao of the Han Realm, or having more money with a system!

Ji Xiaobai: "What you want, I'll get it for you, even if you want this world, I will fight for you." ”

Goddess Arm: "......"

Ji Xiaobai: "Even if you want the universe galaxy, I will fight for you!"

Goddess Arm: "......"

Ji Xiaobai: "I can introduce you to a boyfriend!"

Goddess Arm: "......"

Ji Xiaobai: "If you help me, I am willing to be the enemy of the ancient gods and demons for you!"

Goddess Arm: "......"

......

Troublesome!

It feels like the levee is about to burst.

Ji Xiaobai's face turned a little pale, the more anxious he was, the faster that thing came.

What to do? What to do?

He was so anxious that he jumped to his feet... But don't dare to jump!

"That..."Ji Xiaobai wanted to make a final effort.

"If it's this matter, then you wait to pee your pants, don't say it's you, even the emperor and I have seen pee your pants, it's not too embarrassing. "The goddess's arm is light and breezy.

"It's not... I don't want you to help me, but can you, help me... Help me tear my pants apart, it's okay to tear them up again!" Ji Xiaobai can only make the last struggle, after all, it is better to lose and give up a pair of pants than to pee his pants directly.

Ji Xiaobai thought that his left hand would directly refuse, but he didn't expect it to hesitate and not speak.

"There's a play...", his eyes lit up, and he said quickly.

"You can just get my pants off, really!"

"Tear Pull~"

The goddess didn't say anything with her arm, but pulled his pants directly from her waist, threw them, and the pants were broken into several pairs, and then she carried her back to the back.

“......”

, is it that terrible? Still shy, aren't you very strong? Aren't you able to kill an enemy, are you still afraid of this? Ji Xiaobai complained!

At the moment, he didn't care about thinking about this, it was important to release the water, because his right hand was broken, and his left hand was inconvenient, so he could only squat to solve it.

After releasing the water wantonly, I only felt a burst of refreshment.

A, life is like this, the idea of what more husband wants, spontaneously arises!

But then, the problem arises again.

Ji Xiaobai's face changed again!

The problem of wetting pants has been solved, but how do you go back?

The pants are all torn, if you meet some people on the way back... Seeing the great Ji Gongzi running bare-ass in the dark night, this...

"Life, it can't be smooth sailing, problems one after another, if it's smooth sailing, there are no problems at all, then the proof has been hung up, so... This is a test for me, and I will not complain. ”

Ji Xiaobai looked wise and said these very philosophical words.

"The long night is long, so quiet, suitable for the Dao of Enlightenment, this kind of opportunity, rare, this is the destiny of heaven!"

"Oh, don't you just want to wait until no one runs back to your cabin in the dead of night?

The corners of Ji Xiaobai's mouth twitched.

Isn't that it?

"You don't understand me, and I don't blame you!" he sighed.

Subsequently, he fell into the great industry of thinking about life and comprehending the great road of heaven and earth.

Although the thatched pit is a little stinky, but my generation of monks should have a mind that transcends all things in the world before they can pursue the Great Dao, and this little thing is not taken to heart at all.

It's a bit cold though...

Ahem, if you want to get the avenue, you must first suffer your mind, strain your muscles and bones, and starve your body and skin, what is this cold?

Thinking about it... Ji Xiaobai felt that his ideological realm was actually quite high, his face was straight, and he said:

"How long have you been waiting for this, why is it so slow?"

Goddess Arm: "......"