Chapter 241: Misfortune
The next day, early in the morning.
I don't know if the cold winter is too cold, and even the rooster is not crowing in the morning, and the night watchman stands on the tower, taking in the peaceful Yizhou.
The heavy snow will cover Yizhou with a piece of snow white, as big as the alpine trees, as small as the small grass in the houses, all of them are a white elephant, and the streets of Yizhou are also jammed with ankle-length snow overnight, and the fly in the ointment is that there are a few messy footprints on it, I don't know if it is the traces left by a drunk man last night.
Although there is no rooster crow, the rest of his life still opens and closes on time, after a night of condensation, coupled with the help of the second-grade elixir, the cultivation breath of the rest of his life is getting stronger and stronger, and he is faintly about to reach the fourth level of battle cultivation.
After cleaning up for a while, Yu Sheng said to the two: "Let's go, the assessment will start today, don't be..."
Before Yu Sheng finished speaking, he suddenly felt a strange scream in his stomach, and a tickle in the backyard, and Yu Sheng ran towards the Shenyue Inn without saying a word, because the thatched house was outside the Shenyue Inn.
"Eh~ Where are you going?" Wei Xiaowei saw that Yu Sheng disappeared as soon as he slipped away, and he didn't know why, suddenly his stomach also screamed, and the same feeling as Yu Sheng's attacked, Wei Xiaowei's concentration was not as good as Yu Sheng, and he even almost lost Gu Dao and shot out filthy things.
"Ouch, thatched house!
Wei Xiaowei clutched his stomach and clamped his legs tightly, as if he would break the embankment as long as he relaxed a little.
In contrast, Xia Fuxiang didn't have much of an impact, she just didn't understand why the two of them were so weird in the early morning.
After a while, Xia Fuxiang smelled some peculiar smells, looked for the smell, and found that the smell also trembled, and then pulled out a lot of granular excrement.
This morning is the day of the competition in the Seventh Academy, such a thing happens, it is inevitable that people will be upset, during the period of running into the toilet, Wei Xiaowei thought of the green onion cake that the blue puppy brought back for the rest of his life, and yesterday because of the green onion cake, the blue puppy changed slightly, and now it seems that Wei Xiaowei can't wait to strangle the blue puppy.
Regardless of whether this incident was done by the blue puppy or not, Wei Xiaowei had already subconsciously regarded him as the perpetrator.
Downstairs from the Shenyue Inn, it attracted the attention of many people along the way, fortunately, he finally succeeded in finding the latrine, at this time a cruel thing was placed in front of Wei Xiaowei, there were only two pits in the latrine, one was written for men, one was written for women, the rest of his life in the men's toilet was squatting, although there was no one in the women's toilet, but... That's the women's bathroom!
"For the rest of your life, hurry up, I can't stand it!"
There is no way, Wei Xiaowei has no choice but to urge the rest of his life, but this kind of thing can withstand urging? The more Wei Xiaowei urges the rest of his life, the more he can't pull it out: "You wait, I'll be fine soon.."
"Ahh
"No, this fart must not be released, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable. Wei Xiaowei thought silently in his heart.
Wei Xiaowei can even imagine that if he can't help farting at this moment, what his pants will look like, although he commanded himself not to fart in his heart, but the fart has condensed, how can there be any reason to hold back? Soon Wei Xiaowei felt that he was about to get out of control, when the war was in chaos, Wei Xiaowei stretched his claws to the women's toilet, and at this time he couldn't care about any worldly eyes, and pulled the belt of his pants for the rest of his life, went directly into the women's toilet, and pulled the toilet door with his hand.
Boom!!
As soon as Wei Xiaowei entered the latrine, a loud noise came out, as if a boulder had fallen into the sea, and there was a thunder on the ground, causing ripples.
"Wow, Wei Xiaowei, what are you doing? Why is there such a big movement?" The rest of his life was puzzled, his face was red, and he still couldn't pull it out.
"What else can I do?!!!" Wei Xiaowei was furious.
", did you go to the women's bathroom?" Yu Sheng seemed to guess something.
Wei Xiaowei didn't answer, how could this kind of thing be said.
"It's okay, Wei Xiaowei, I've grown up, and I dare to go into the women's toilet. Yu Sheng thought it was funny, and then he made sarcastic remarks.
I thought that Wei Xiaowei would fight back with him, but Wei Xiaowei suddenly roared loudly: "I told you not to approach that blue puppy a long time ago, now it's okay!
Yu Sheng was stunned for a moment, his brain was a little buzzing, he thought about it, and said flatly: "How are you sure he did it?"
"The rest of our lives, the rest of our lives! We ate these green onion cakes yesterday, didn't he make it, is it still our own physical problems?" Wei Xiaowei's tone even had a hint of begging, begging the rest of his life to believe in himself.
"Shh ”
Yu Sheng still wanted to defend the blue puppy, and suddenly heard footsteps, and then reminded.
Sure enough, hearing the footsteps, Wei Xiaowei's heart tightened, he was in the women's toilet, if the other party was a woman who came to the toilet, what would he do?
"Hmm, is there anyone in the women's bathroom?" a crisp female voice sounded.
Wei Xiaowei's heart sank, he was really worried about something, he didn't dare to answer, and he didn't dare to breathe.
Buckle clasp..
"Anyone?" asked the woman outside when she knocked on the door again.
Boom!
At the time of emergency, Wei Xiaowei couldn't hold back, and once again said a lump of stool, fell into the water, and made a crisp sound.
This voice made the woman stunned, there was obviously someone inside, but the other party didn't speak, and she didn't know whether to leave or stay for a while.
"Uh... I'm sorry, but it's my female companion in the women's bathroom, she has a problem with her mouth and tongue, she can't speak, and I hope the girl will come back later. Seeing this, Yu Sheng immediately spoke out to relieve the siege.
"Ah, your female companion, you really have a tacit understanding, and you have to go to the toilet together. The woman was obviously a little annoyed, and she should have been in a hurry: "Okay, then I'll come back later, you tell her to hurry up." ”
"Okay, okay, girl, don't worry. ”
Yu Sheng hurriedly responded, for fear of upsetting people.
After the woman left, Yu Sheng still felt that her stomach was making trouble, and then she used her vitality to forcibly regulate her stomach, and then lifted her pants and said to Wei Xiaowei next to her: "Okay, is it okay? ”
"Whew.... Ok ok. ”
Wei Xiaowei let out a sigh of relief before replying.
Bang!
Kicking open the toilet door, Wei Xiaowei's face has become bitter gourd color: "Where is that dead dog? I'm going to chop him!"
"Eh, don't be impulsive. Yu Sheng stepped forward to appease, he also had some suspicions that this matter was done by the blue puppy, after thinking about it, Yu Sheng had no confidence and said: "Yesterday, the blue puppy and I made an appointment to gather at that intersection, don't be impulsive when we meet, wait for me to ask the reason for the matter." ”
"What?!How dare he wait for us?
Seeing that Wei Xiaowei was about to scold again, Yu Sheng hurriedly appeased, pulled Wei Xiaowei back to the room, and took a lot of effort to make Wei Xiaowei drop a little from his anger.
In the room, Xia Fuxiang didn't have much of an abnormality, and the stink didn't return to normal, and she didn't defend the blue puppy for the rest of her life, because Xia Fuxiang and Stinky ate less, which was nothing to say.
"Uh... Let's go, the competition of the Seventh Academy should start soon. "The rest of my life walked ahead, and it was a little difficult to face Wei Xiaowei.