Chapter 62: The Toilet Incident
"Come on, come on, my brothers are all in trouble, drink some water!" Locke took five glasses of water from the drinking tank and handed them to the other players with a smile.
"Thank you, Brother Locke!" everyone took the water cup with a smile on their faces and drank it all, and they had a good relationship with a repeater like Locke, and there would be someone to cover it when they entered the inner courtyard in the future, which was not beautiful.
Drinking a glass of ice water after sweating and feeling a shiver all over my body, it is really cold and my heart is flying!
"Now the brothers are wronged and wronged, drink some water," Eddie smiled lewdly, and a lustful light burst out in his triangular eyes, "Let's drink and eat chicken tonight, and if we don't get drunk, we won't return!"
"Oh!ha!" Everyone couldn't help but laugh wildly when they heard this, the word drinking and eating chicken is used well, it is worthy of being an old driver, a pun!
At this moment, there was a sudden sound of "gurgling".
"Damn, my stomach hurts! I feel the urge to rush a thousand miles!" Eddie suddenly clutched his stomach and howled and rushed to the toilet at a speed of 100 meters.
"Could it be ice water?" one guessed.
"I think Eddie eats too much chicken, haha!" Locke laughed playfully, but he didn't finish his sentence, his face turned green, "What the hell am I ...... It seems to have a stomachache too!"
"Holy! I have a stomachache too!"
“...... Oops, I can't do it, I'm going to pull it out!"
"No one should compete with me for a pit position!"
Suddenly, the other four also rushed to the toilet howling!
From the time when Locke and the five of them walked towards the water tank, Shen Chai had been staring at them, and he didn't know what he was looking at.
Now seeing Locke, Eddie and others rushing into the toilet with their stomachs covered, Shen Chai was suddenly ecstatic in his heart, Nima, it's done!
At this moment, Zhao Xian smuggled his head out of the water room, and he shook the medicine box in his hand towards Shen Chai.
I saw that what was written above was: Venting Peak brand powerful laxative, protect you from a peak!
Just now, when Shen Chai, Locke and others were fighting the tennis court, Zhao Xi had already quietly poured the powerful laxative into the water tank, in order to prevent the effect of the medicine from being strong enough to achieve the effect of a thousand miles, he also deliberately bought a few more boxes, and this liquid laxative was colorless and tasteless, and he couldn't taste anything at all.
There will be no one else to drink water in this athlete's special water tank, and Shen Chai, Tang Shishi and others will drink the drinks that Zhao Shi bought, so in the huge training ground, only Locke, Eddie and others will drink the water in the water tank.
Shen Chai Yaoyao stretched out his thumb to Zhao Yan, and then pointed to the toilet.
He nodded and slipped to the door of the toilet with Shen Chai.
"How is it?, have you bought anything?" Shen Chai saw that there was no one around, and asked Zhao Shi in a low voice.
"Hey, look!" Zhao Xian smiled and took out a bulging black woven bag from his back.
He ran a lot of magic item stores to buy this thing, because this thing was sold to minors in limited quantities, and Zhao Xi had to buy a few in one store, and it took six magic item stores to buy enough for twenty.
Shen Chai's eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly opened the bag and looked through it, there were small round balls the size of fists, marked with a flame icon on it, which was a sign of "flammable and explosive".
"Brother Shen, according to your orders, the ones you bought are the most powerful elemental bombs, and there are powerful paints in them, the kind that can't be washed off!" Zhao Xian said with a wicked smile, his pockmarked body swaying in the wind with a smile.
The Elemental Bullet is a necessary magic item for ceremonial celebrations in the Magic Continent, similar to the salute in the human world. It is to compress the magic elements into a small circular space, and then add colorful ribbons, gold dust and other crumbs to it according to the different needs of consumers, and use magic to push slightly, and the compressed magic elements inside will burst after three seconds, and then spray out the ribbon gold powder, which looks like fireworks blooming, which is very beautiful.
And the explosive power of this thing is not strong, which is almost equivalent to a relatively large artillery battle in the human world, and generally does not cause great damage to people.
"Well done!" Shen Chai smiled, stretched out his thumb to Zhao Yan, he took out an elemental bullet and tossed it in his hand, "Liufang Baishi depends on this move!"
Shen Chai put the sign "Under maintenance, suspended use" at the door of the toilet, and slipped into the toilet with ten elemental bullets in his pocket with Zhao Xian.
This men's toilet has ten pits, all separated by small partitions, and there are locks on the doors of each cubicle, the inner locks are for the people who go to the toilet, they don't want to be disturbed when they go to the tuba, and the outside locks are for maintenance workers, if the pit is blocked, the students will temporarily lock it up and wait for the maintenance workers to repair it.
At this time, the toilet was stinking, because Locke, Eddie and others were straining inside, and the sound of "coo-to-goo" kept coming, one after another.
At this moment, Locke was fighting in the first pit, he was biting a roll of toilet paper in his mouth, and he couldn't pour out a colicic pain in his stomach, and his whole face was already sweating profusely, and his face was like Guan Gong.
"Uh-huh...... Locke finally poured out a thousand miles, he groaned comfortably, and let out a long sigh of relief, but this torrent seemed to be unstoppable, endless, and could not be stopped.
Just then, Locke heard the sound of two people talking outside.
"Lao Zhao, what do you think of the ball games between classes five and seven?"
"Hey, what do you say, those few in Class 7 are weak chickens at all! Class 5 is quite strong, and maybe it will be a strong enemy of our Class 6 in the future!"
From their conversation, it can be judged that these two people are from the sixth class, and their voices sound very strange and a little strange, but when they hear someone praising the strength of their class, Locke and the others are secretly refreshed, so they don't make a sound, wanting to hear what they will say next.
"Damn, just Locke and Eddie, those old rookies who repeat grades can also argue with our sixth class? Lao Tzu can let them eat poop by raising his hand!"
Nima, I originally wanted to hear others praise herself, but who knew that it would be a scolding meal! Locke and the others immediately became angry.
"Damn, who are you scolding old rookie! The master will kill you in minutes, do you believe it?" Locke scolded.
If he hadn't been, he would have rushed out and killed these two people right away.
"Two little bunnies, are you looking for death!" Eddie screamed as he banged on the toilet door, his whole body trembling with anger and almost pulling him on his lap.
"Damn!" the people outside seemed taken aback, "I said whose stinks, it turns out that Locke is inside." ”
"What a coincidence!" said the other in surprise, "There is a kind of you coming out, Lao Tzu beats you to call you dad every minute!"