"Isn't it possible to change the balls in the hospital? You can't change the cocks? Li Lechen asked.

"If you can exchange it, you can exchange it for 3,000 coins, and you can increase the price if it is longer and thicker. ”

Is this an advertisement for the male genitourinology department of the hospital?

"Isn't there a lot of plants in the exclusive area? There are herbs? Legend has it that maca can make a strong man, and if you can find maca and give it to this clerk, I believe he will be very useful. ”

"But ......"

Maca ...... Although this thing claims to be strong, it doesn't say whether you can find an authentic maca, and even if you do, it will definitely not work in a short time.

If you want to get up quickly, you must use Viagra!

"It seems that there is something better in the exclusive area. Huo Jiujian said suddenly.

Uh, that's fine. Li Lechen felt that he hadn't expressed anything this time, Huo Jiujian could guess it, and he really deserved to be an intelligence expert.

"I'm just an advertisement, don't think of me as high. Huo Jiujian said modestly, "That's it, you find what I said first, and then I'll give you a line." ”

"I really want that...... Isn't it okay to have money?"

"You'd better trust the credibility of the information I'm providing, it's the easiest way to do it. Huo Jiujian finally advised, "And don't try to bribe, because the government has the most complete anti-corruption system and the most severe anti-corruption measures." ”

"Okay~~~~" Li Lechen twitched the corner of his mouth, obviously, he scoffed.

The most stringent anti-corruption measures have been in place since ancient times. Even peeling the skin and grass can't shock the officials who are desperate for money, and the so-called harshness is just forcing the temptation to be greater.

Li Lechen couldn't imagine that he hadn't gone to college or left society yet, so he was going to pay bribes.

It's just a shame to go buy Viagra.

......

......

"Li Lechen!"

"In!"

Suddenly, the English teacher shouted Li Lechen's name loudly, and Li Lechen, who was secretly looking at his mobile phone, quickly stood up.

"You fill in the blanks with this cloze for a while. ”

The teacher raised the test paper in his hand, and Li Lechen hurriedly flipped the test paper to cloze in the blanks.

With a confused face, I know all the letters, and I don't know much about words, and then I can't understand them at all if I make them into an article.

Gestalt fill-in-the-blank, Li Lechen has always been pure, and there is no question-making skill at all. Either it will or it will be.

As the head of the English teaching and research group, as the English teacher of the top class, Ke Meiyu has been very unhappy since yesterday, she has seen the English scores of everyone in the top class, and this Li Lechen is the worst.

Not only is it the worst in the class, but it is also the worst English in the previous top class.

No matter how good you are in science, how can you get into the top class if your English is so poor?

Who said that English doesn't get points? People with poor English are really bad, looking at the English test papers, they can only know ABCD, and when it comes to writing essays, they can only write DearXiaoHua.

This is Li Lechen.

So Li Lechen said frankly: "Teacher, I won't do it." ”

"You won't do it, are you going to give up the whole English test?"

"Then I can try to be blind, after all, there are so many multiple-choice questions. ”

Li Lechen's confession did not get Ke Meiyu to let him go, but made him feel more humiliated. The implication of this is that as long as I am good in science, even if I give up the whole course of English, it will not affect my grades.

Indignantly walked off the podium.

Li Lechen hurriedly hid his mobile phone.

"Give it to me!"

Ke Meiyu stretched out her hand to Li Lechen.

Li Lechen shook his head again and again. The phone was actually exposed, but he had to hold it firmly in his hands.

However, this opposition was futile, Ke Huayu snatched Li Lechen's mobile phone and clicked on it.

Fingerprint authentication is required for the display.

still unceremoniously grabbed Li Lechen's hand and unlocked it with his fingerprints.

"You're ......"

"Teacher, I'm ......"

Li Lechen didn't know how to explain it, and he couldn't explain it, because he was searching for Viagra on a certain treasure, and there were all small blue pills on the page.

I hope the teacher doesn't know what Viagra is.

But is it possible?

Sure enough, the teacher's face changed completely, and it was more annoying to see the contents of the phone than before.

So, I was just going to train for a while, but now I'm going to go online!

Heng Zhi's student has such a poor English, he shouldn't appear in the top class.

This is something that Ke Meiyu feels very ashamed of.

And Li Lechen also knows very well that if he is caught by a math teacher or a physics teacher today, he can still use his good science grades to sell a cute one with the teacher. But the English teacher was very unhappy with him, and he would definitely take advantage of this to make a big fuss and not let himself swear to give up.

If I have memorized the punishment, can I still go for early admission?

It seems impossible!

What to do?!

Suddenly, there was a thunderclap of footsteps outside the window, and three or four men in white coats hula ran past.

With so many people coming to the hospital, who has an accident!

Although this is a top class, it doesn't mean that everyone's curiosity is drowned out by the sea of questions, so there are still many people who look out.

Ke Meiyu was also stunned for a moment.

At this time, there is no way to control so much! Li Lechen can only use the "Tightening Spell" again.

"What a big cockroach!"

Li Lechen suddenly shouted.

"Ah!!!h

Ke Meiyu subconsciously exclaimed and jumped away.

At this time, not only Ke Meiyu, but several girls around her screamed and left their seats, and even jumped on the stool.

Cockroaches, the most terrifying existence!

The classroom was a mess. Those who are afraid of cockroaches jump around, and those who are not afraid of cockroaches look at those who are afraid of cockroaches jumping around.

Li Lechen is very helpless, he is a chaos maker, this damn "tight spell" mantra is really here to make trouble.

However, the next step was even more chaotic.

Because after Ke Meiyu screamed, she screamed again: "Oops~~~"

It's just that I was scared by the cockroach just now, why does my chest suddenly hurt? And it's the kind of throbbing pain!

"My phone!"

Li Lechen's eyes were quick, and he caught his mobile phone crumbling in Ke Meiyu's hand, and hurriedly rushed to rescue him.

At the same time, Ke Meiyu felt the pain of her heart, covering her chest with her hands and frowning. Many students also quickly gathered around and expressed their concern for the teacher:

"Teacher, what's wrong with you?"

"Do you want to call a doctor?"

"Did you hit it somewhere?"

"Could it be that a cockroach got in and bit it?"

“......”

Because Ke Meiyu's pain was after Li Lechen found cockroaches, although cockroaches did make many girls afraid, but they were afraid of being like this, and they were afraid that their hearts hurt, which was too much.

But because of the teacher, I thought about it in my heart.

As for Li Lechen, the mobile phone was already in hand, and he couldn't bear to watch the English teacher feel pain for half an hour, so he whispered a stop mantra: "Don't do ......"

Although he said it very lightly, for some reason, the four words got into Ke Meiyu's ears. How could she do this because she was afraid of cockroaches? It really hurts......

But all of a sudden, it didn't hurt.

Then, Ke Meiyu looked up blankly, with a face with makeup, and looked up at the classmates who surrounded her.

Who am I?

Where am I?

What am I going to do?

......