Thousands of miles of marriage are tied by a thread, and the night is depressed and lovesick.

The lonely goose shadow looks at the moon alone, only envying the mandarin duck and not the immortal.

Long Jiaoyue tilted her little head, held Duan Lang's face with both hands, looked up and down, left and right, and said strangely: "Good brother, why do I suddenly feel that you are becoming more and more feminine?"

"!" Duan Lang covered his face frantically, wailed, and fell headlong on the sofa.

"I stepped on the ship of the desert with my pipe and hourglass on my back and a jug of spirits in my hand..."

The video prompt sound of the mobile phone kept ringing, Duan Lang walked to the door of the box, turned on the mobile phone screen, and the video call of the Heavenly Court Plunder Group, whose name was Yue Lao, opened it and took a look.

The screen shows the old man with a goatee, kind eyebrows and kind eyes, peach blossom eyes are very special, wearing a red brocade robe, and said unhappily: "Langshen Taoist friends are very good at playing, and you are entertaining the old man in the mortal world." ”

Duan Lang smiled dryly: "Lord Yue, I was about to ask you, why did the two girls I bound all fail?"

Yue Lao said angrily: "Hmph, you are tied up by foreign people, not under the control of the old man, the west is under the control of the little fart who shoots arrows, the east is under the control of the old rabbit in Amaterasu, the old man is only in charge of the Central Plains, don't mess with the mandarin duck spectrum, okay?" ”

Duan Lang suddenly realized, and said weakly: "I'm sorry! I have some game and fine wine, and I will give it to Lord Yue to drink." ”

Yue Lao turned his anger into joy, and said lightly: "Seeing that you have not long become a god, the old man doesn't care about you." ”

On the screen of the mobile phone, a golden trading bar appeared, Duan Lang released two pheasants and ducks, took the remaining half bottle of XO in his hand, and put a piece of garbage jade talisman on the opposite side of Yue Lao, and clicked the transaction button.

Duan Lang turned off his mobile phone, and an extra piece of garbage jade talisman appeared in his palm.

Amulet (Broken Jade Talisman Refined by Yue Lao): Can withstand a deadly attack, one-time consumable.

The heavenly court is deserted, and the old Yue's mansion is full of red ropes, which looks very festive.

The old man of the moon stroked his goatee, smiled, felt very faced, and said proudly: "This Mao God can freely enter and exit the mortal world, and if he wants to come to the sky with mana, he will send game and wine to apologize, and he seems to be very good at being a man!"

With a slight wave of the long sleeves, a lively pheasant and duck appeared under his feet, and a delicate XO foreign wine appeared on the table, and the wine bottle sparkled in the candlelight, only half a bottle, and it was very shivering to look at.

"This wine is very rare, the old man has never seen it, I don't know what it tastes like?" Yue Lao frowned, opened the wine bottle and sniffed lightly, the rich aroma of wine came to his nose, wafting in the mansion.

"Good wine!" Yue Lao's eyes lit up, and the wine poured into his mouth, drinking the wine.

Bang!

A golden light flashed, and the white-clothed monk appeared in front of Yue Lao, snatched the wine bottle, raised his head and drank it all, and praised: "Fine wine and fine wine are rare in the world, how can the old man enjoy it alone?"

The old man was full of black lines, his old face was red like blood, and he roared angrily: "Okay, you are a sprinkled immortal, you are a thief if you take it without telling you, and if you take it by force, you are a thief... I only took one sip and returned my thousand-year-old wine!"

Looking at the pheasants and ducks scattered in the house, Li Taibai's eyes lit up, the long sword was unsheathed, the sword walked the dragon and snake, the sword aura swept the chickens and ducks, the chicken feathers flew all over the sky, the pheasants and ducks were dumbfounded, and they were not hung like wooden chickens.

"Fire tornado!" Li Taibai slapped his palm in the air, and the flame dragon rose into the sky, drowning the pheasants and ducks, and the rich aroma of barbecued meat wafted out.

There were two more big dishes on the table, roast chicken and roast duck, Li Taibai put away the long sword, sat opposite Yue Lao, ripped off the chicken leg and ate it, and said with a smile: "The old man is really polite, not only wine, but also game, this seat is very satisfied." ”

Yue Lao was so angry that he was so angry that he smoked, and exclaimed: "You are so shameless, the game I finally obtained, you... It's too much of a deception!"

Li Taibai's eyes lit up, his mouth was full of oil, and he exclaimed: "This duck has a strong aura, the duck meat is fresh and tender, full of tenacity, and the wonderful taste explodes in the taste buds, which makes people have endless aftertaste, and the meaning is still unfinished." ”

The old man's face turned green, and he grabbed half of the duck and gnawed it, and said angrily: "The old man's duck!"

Li Taibai grabbed the roast chicken, took a bite of it, and exclaimed: "The chicken is tender and refreshing, crispy and delicious, it is by no means a thing of heaven, chickens and ducks grow in a blessed land, the aura is as rich as water, and the best game!"

Li Taibai shook his head, holding the chicken leg in one hand and the wine jug in the other, and said excitedly: "In this situation, I want to chant a poem, ah... Ahh

"Let's take a break tonight,"

"The smell of wine is very satisfying. ”

"Grab the chickens and ducks to drink,"

"Angry old man crawled all over the ground. ”

The old man of the moon was in tears, his heart was dripping blood, and he wailed angrily: "Woo woo, the old man's chickens and ducks, ready to raise and lay eggs, let your guy make it, pay me for it!"

Li Taibai gnawed on the chicken ribs and said curiously: "Where did you get the wine and game, let's hear it!"

Yue Lao said unhappily: "Reward me with a thousand feather fan, and the old man will tell you!"

"Stingy!" Li Taibai flicked his sleeves, took out the aura of the feather fan, and threw it to Yue Lao.

Yue Lao smiled all over his face, couldn't put it down and played with the thousand feather fan, and said in a low voice: "I've heard of the Langshen, that is, the great immortal who provoked Erlang Shenjun, the Langshen is bold, righteous, and can have deep friendships." ”

"Langshen!" Li Taibai had a strange expression, nodded and said, "What kind of Mao God is this, I haven't heard of it!"

In the noisy box, the second daughter was still singing and dancing, and after a tiring day, she went back to sleep first, only Duan Lang sat on the sofa, holding an empty wine glass in his hand, and looked at Haruko Yanagi with a confused look.

"Beauty is like jade, the country is picturesque!" Duan Lang sighed, the world was spinning in front of him, and his head was filled with lead, knowing that he was drunk.

"I drank too much and went back to sleep. He staggered to his feet and staggered out of the box, no one paying any attention to him.

The eyes are blurry, and the last shot is... Long Kyaukyue and Haruko Yanagi hugged each other and sang love songs.

In the luxurious presidential suite, Duan Lang hugged the toilet and vomited, took a shower, collapsed on the bed, and fell asleep, forgetting all his troubles.

I don't know how long it took, Duan Lang was uncomfortable, and had a nightmare, as if the bones were scattered, and he woke up from the dream and opened his tired eyes.

In the blurred eyes, the figures of Long Jiaoyue and Yanagi Haruko appeared, the two women opened their teeth and danced their claws, and pounced like hungry wolves, tearing everything apart, looking crazy.

"Damn, I'm dreaming again, I'm going to go back to sleep, and halfway through the dream, I can't catch it. Duan Lang closed his eyes, drank too much foreign wine, his head was as big as a bucket, and he fell asleep soon in a daze.

The spring breeze rained several times overnight, and the peach blossoms bloomed with a smile.

Bright sunlight shines through the floor-to-ceiling windows, reflecting the mess of clothes everywhere, and a ray of sunlight shines through the tulle curtains, illuminating the bedroom.

Duan Lang sighed, his eyes didn't open, he felt a sore back, and said to himself: "It seems that I'm late again, I drank too much last night, and I don't remember anything." ”

"Duan Sang, get up!"

The crisp and pleasant voice echoed in Duan Lang's ears, and he shivered smartly, and suddenly opened his eyes, and in front of him was the radiant Haruko Yanagi.

Haruko Yanagi's hair was wet and hazy, and she was wearing a pale golden bathrobe, sitting quietly in front of the dresser, holding an eyebrow pencil in her jade hand, and she was gently drawing her eyebrows and applying makeup.

"I'll go!" Duan Lang had a strange expression, rubbed his eyes, and confirmed that he was not mistaken, how did Haruko Yanagi run to his room, what kind of rhythm is this?