The scorching sun sprinkled on the golden sand, a group of winged supermodels stood slim, dressed in cool swimsuits, walking barefoot on the beach with enchanting catwalks, long legs slender and fair, skin shimmering halo, dazzling and fascinating.

Under the oversized parasol, Duan Lang supported his cheeks with one hand, lazily lying on his side on a beach chair, holding a burning cigar in his mouth, holding a piece of chilled watermelon in his hand, his eyes glowed, and his pupils were reflected, a long white leg, looking at the supermodel girls walking in front of him, a wicked smile rose at the corner of his mouth, and he couldn't help but respect slightly.

"Boy, please pick a girl to be your lifelong partner. ”

A soft voice sounded in his ears, Duan Lang smiled without saying a word, swept over a blonde angel girl, looked at a black and straight energetic girl, stared at a red-haired witch with a bursting body, meowed a chocolate-complexed hot girl, and finally locked on a young and invincible beautiful girl with long comic legs.

"Wocao! This is not Bai Tingting, the long-legged school girl, why is she here?"

"Ten seconds countdown, if the boy doesn't make a choice, he won't have a chance. ”

“10、9、8、7、6...”

Listening to the sound of the countdown, Duan Lang threw his hand and threw the watermelon, spit out a field of watermelon seeds, looked up to the sky and laughed wildly: "Hahaha, choose a hammer! Only primary school students will choose only one, and the master will take all the orders, all of them are mine... Wow!"

"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host Duan Lang, who said the correct answer and pretended to be an extraordinary force!"

"Ding!The strongest pretending system is successfully activated, and the data is loaded, 1%... 10%... 30%...”

"The blood sample was successfully collected, the iris scan was passed, the genetic modification began, and the palmprint verification was confirmed...!"

"Ding! Automatically convert parallel space, carry out the water blue star plane, the background characters remain the same, and the host can pretend to be as much as he wants. ”

"The data is successfully loaded, and the strongest pretending system version 1.0 is opened!"

"Please select the difficulty of loading the program, Normal, Hard, Nightmare, Hell, Shura five modes, please confirm the host?"

Duan Lang jumped off the beach chair, surrounded by beautiful women, looking up to the sky and laughing wildly: "Whoa, Lao Tzu is a man with a system, and the master will do whatever he wants from now on, kill all enemies in seconds, and set foot on the pinnacle of life!"

"Hahaha, hahahahaha!"

In the quiet classroom, there was a sound of crazy laughter, and the students were stunned, and they turned their heads one after another, looking at Duan Lang, who was lying on the table and sleeping in the penultimate row, drooling from the corners of his mouth, and laughing wildly in his sleep.

"Hehe, Duan Lang dreamed of marrying a daughter-in-law, so happy!"

"This scumbag scared my little sister to tremble, and she was careful that her liver was beating around. ”

"Sister, don't be afraid, my brother will rub you, my brother is a professional. ”

", get out, get out, get out!"

The mushroom-headed teacher's face turned green, standing on the podium in a daze, holding half a piece of chalk in his hand, the blackboard was full of English exercises, and the top corner of the blackboard was written with the countdown to the college entrance examination: There are 38 days left until the college entrance examination!

"Damn!" the mushroom-headed teacher scolded angrily, grabbed the dirty blackboard eraser, put on a pose of throwing a shot put, and threw it at Duan Lang fiercely.

The blackboard eraser spun like a fly, slamming into Duan Lang's head, the unkempt chicken coop head, sticking to a piece of chalk ash, Duan Lang was like being struck by lightning, he shivered, jumped up from his seat, and roared angrily.

"Whoever blows me in the head, the master will kill you!"

Hahaha!

The sound of laughter resounded in the classroom, and the students laughed loudly, looking at the mushroom-headed teacher on the podium with a confused face, and the laughter almost lifted off the roof.

Duan Lang's face was full of anger, the beauties in his dream were like clouds, and he also obtained the strongest pretending system, and the difficulty of choosing was interrupted, although it was just a sweet dream, it was also so cool that it flew up.

I didn't expect to be beaten back to the cruel reality at once, and my dream was shattered.

“10、9、8、7、、、、、、2、1、0！”

"When the countdown is over, the system selects by default, open the ultimate Shura mode, and load it into Journey to the West!"

"By default, Lingtian Three Mu is turned on, the immortal plundering gameplay, and the Heavenly Court chat group!"

The sweet voice in the dream echoed in his mind, Duan Lang took it as an auditory hallucination, looked around at the laughing classmates, looked at the mushroom-headed teacher on the podium, looked at the blackboard on the desktop, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

"Duan Lang, you bad student, you still want to kill the teacher, I want to find the parents.... I'm looking for parents... Wow dumb dumb!"

The mushroom-headed teacher was furious, gritted his teeth and yelled, trembling with anger, pinching the tiger's waist, and standing on the podium domineeringly.

"Teacher, I don't know it's you, I can't do you, misunderstanding. ”

Duan Lang's face was full of embarrassment, and he quickly explained, the mushroom-headed teacher had a face full of meat, weighing at least one hundred and eighty pounds, that was a super tigress, I heard that she beat her husband every day, her husband washed and cooked, knelt on the washboard with durian on his head, and had to hand over the public food at night, and he was as tired as a dead dog all day long, and he lived a miserable life.

"Misunderstanding your size, just sleep in class, you still talk and laugh wildly, disrupt classroom discipline, you, you... Don't take my English class in the future, I see that your heart can't stand it!"

The mushroom-headed teacher was so angry that he gasped heavily, took out the heart-saving pill and swallowed ten pills, and looked at Duan Lang with anger that had not subsided, and continued: "Call the parents over tomorrow, if you don't come, you can't do it!"

Duan Lang smiled dryly: "Forget it, teacher, my grandfather is old, his legs and feet are not good, and his heart is not good, you look so vigorous, it's not good to scare him." ”

The corners of the mushroom-headed teacher's mouth twitched, and he was so angry that he almost vomited blood, and roared angrily: "Little bastard! Who do you say is violent, who is scary, and who is ugly!"

Duan Lang scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Teacher, I didn't say that you look violent, you don't look ugly at all, and you don't look scary at all... Nani, what am I talking about?"

"You, you, you... I'm so angry!" The mushroom-headed teacher jumped like thunder, pointing at Duan Lang's nose, his lungs were about to explode, and his chest rose and fell violently.

Bell bell bell!

When the school bell rang, Duan Lang picked up his schoolbag and ran away, turned his head and smiled: "Teacher will see you tomorrow!"

"Little rabbit cub!" the mushroom-headed teacher's blood surged, and his blood vessels were about to burst.

The classroom was in an uproar, and the students were staggering with joy and laughing.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, the first time you successfully pretended to be forced, you got 10 points of pretending to be forced, and you successfully got the newbie gift pack, do you want to open it?"

"Open!" Duan Lang's mind flashed, and a glittering gift package floated in front of him.

"The newbie gift package is opened, and you can get the ability perspective eye, boxing mastery, three small pills, and a lucky wheel draw. ”

Duan Lang smiled bitterly, he hadn't woken up from the dream yet, and the auditory hallucinations were getting worse and worse!

"The see-through eye opens the condition, and the bottom of the heart is silently opened!"

"Boxing mastery is a fighting skill, and it is enshrined in the world's strongest boxing champions, Ali, Tyson, Pacquiao...... Please choose one person, and the host will directly reach the peak combat power of the chosen boxing champion!"

"Tyson!" Duan Lang did not hesitate and made a decisive choice, Tyson at his peak swept the boxing world, invincible, unstoppable, one punch can knock down a bull, punch through the wall, known as a boxing beast, a money printing machine wearing pants, and no friends!

Duan Lang walked out of the classroom, Mu Ran stood in the corridor, the soft female voice in his dream echoed in his mind, and looked around at the students who rushed out of the classroom happily.

"Life is a game, and some people are born to hang up and have endless gold coins. Some people are cunning by nature, and they get everything by being cheated and deceived. Some people are naturally brave and fight a piece of the sky with their bare hands. The last kind of person is born with waste wood, and he can't get out of the novice village until he dies, and he will always live in the sweet dream he has prepared. ”

"I should belong... The last kind of waste firewood, the family has no money and power, I don't study well, and I am honest and kind, others look down on me, saying that I have no interest in my life, and I can only laugh at myself in my dreams. ”

Duan Lang sighed, rubbed the messy chicken nest head, tidied it up, and walked out of the teaching building with a straight waist in the blue and white second middle school uniform.

The only thing to be proud of is that my brother is a person who has a girlfriend and a date after school, tsk!

At half past seven o'clock in the evening, the neon lights of the street lamps flickered, through the gaps in the shade of the trees, sprinkling speckled light, illuminating the gate of the second experimental middle school.

Under the cover of night, Duan Lang pushed the dilapidated 28 bicycle, and Hang Erlang was mixed in the crowd, looking out of place, very ordinary, and quietly walked out of the school gate.

There was a local tyrant gold BMW car parked at the school gate, the long-haired girl wore heavy makeup, her eyes were like silk, wearing a complete set of gold jewelry, carrying an LV bag, leaning on the BMW, and locking Duan Lang with disdain.

The male classmates looked sideways, cast envious glances, turned their heads to look at the stunned Duan Lang, whispered in their ears, and laughed evilly from time to time.

"The young lady is so beautiful, the beauty of the fragrant car!"

"Pretty fart, Ma Yinlian in the second class of the third year, haven't you seen it?"

"Damn, I thought it was someone, wasn't it Duan Lang's girlfriend. ”

"No, that stupid lack also has a girlfriend, it's too unreasonable!"

"Sprinkle a good dog food, it's too much to bully a single dog!"

Duan Lang's black hair fluttered in the wind, looking at his girlfriend who was radiant in spring, doubts flashed in his heart, Ma Yinlian's family was poor, she usually dressed plainly, she never wore makeup, and she definitely couldn't afford to buy LV's bag.

"Get in the car, let's go to the night market, please eat Malatang!" Duan Lang smiled brightly, patted the back seat of the bicycle, made a creaking sound, and didn't think too much.

Ma Yinlian's face was expressionless, her eyes flashed with disdain, she looked at Duan Lang who was close at hand, and said coldly: "Duan Lang, you are a good person...... Let's break up!"

Duan Lang's smile froze on his face, swept over the BMW car that Ma Yinlian was leaning on, and said coldly: "Don't be kidding, if you break up and give a good person card, there must be a reason!"

The audience was silent, the students stopped to watch, the fire of gossip was burning, high school learning was boring, except for studying or exams, there was no fun, and finally encountered the breakup drama, and they stopped to look lively!