Speaking of which, Yang Ming seems to be participating in the so-called tea banquet for the first time.

Lin Ruo threw him a bunch of messy calligraphy and paintings, invitations and the like at noon, which really gave Yang Ming a little headache.

After all, he didn't have a formal banquet, and he didn't know the etiquette of this banquet at all.

So he took a stick and ran to the tea party.

Three invitations, he naturally found a place closer to him to explore the way.

Not far from the Hongmeng Temple of the Sky Castle Tower, a Zhao Gongzi set up a table of southern refreshments in the Star Picking Pavilion and invited Lin Ruo to come to taste tea and poetry.

This southern refreshment, he Yang Ming still knows a little.

The southern refreshments are mainly steamed with clear tea and meat, and the more famous ones are the soy sauce and phoenix feet, the dried caviar steamed and roasted wheat emperor, shrimp dumplings and the like.

This thing must be delicious, but what about poetry......

To be honest, Yang Ming is only interested in eating colds, and he is not interested in this pair of poems at all.

Thinking about the taste of this southern refreshment, Yang Ming slipped away to the Star Picking Pavilion.

"Hey, Childe, this is a teahouse, and we can't bring weapons in. ”

Yang Ming stepped into the teahouse, and the shopkeeper hurriedly greeted him and said.

"Oh, I can't bring this stick in?"

"Look at what you said, Childe, you can inquire in this teahouse, where can anyone drink tea and bring weapons?"

When the shopkeeper said this, Yang Ming felt that there was indeed some truth.

He has always carried the Bodhi Ruyi stick, which makes him put it down, but he is a little embarrassed.

"If you are really embarrassed, I will give you a quick cloth, will you wrap this stick?"

Seeing that Xiao Er was still quite polite, Yang Ming agreed, wrapped the stick with a cloth, straddled behind him and walked in.

"The guest officer has an invitation?"

Welcoming Yang Ming in, the shopkeeper hurriedly greeted, and Yang Ming took out the invitation and handed it to the shopkeeper.

It turned out to be Zhao Gongzi's distinguished guest, so he had to be served.

After bringing Yang Ming into Zhao Gongzi's private room, the shopkeeper retreated.

In this private room, the furnishings are relatively comfortable, and there are no particularly expensive furnishings, but it seems to be very attentive.

"Is Miss Lin Ruo here?"

In the inner room of the private room, a voice sounded, and then someone opened the curtain of the inner room and looked outside, and happened to meet Yang Ming.

"Dare to ask who this is?"

The one who talked to Yang Ming was a little fat man, and this little fat man was an honest and honest person at first glance.

"Aren't you waiting for Lin Ruo, she is my senior sister. ”

"Oh, it turned out to be junior brother, please come in!"

The little fat man welcomed Yang Ming into the inner room, where there were four people eating refreshments.

plus Little Fat Man and Yang Ming, there are a total of six people.

Judging from the physiognomy, the one who is a little drunk sitting in the main seat is probably Zhao Gongzi.

The other three knew that it was a dragon role as soon as they saw this appearance, and Yang Ming was not prepared to care about it at all.

"Miss Lin Ruo didn't come in person, she invited her junior brother to come and talk to us about poetry, this is a little contemptuous of us!"

As soon as Yang Ming sat down, a man with a somewhat messy appearance said in a strange manner.

"Brother Song, you can't say that, this Lin Ruo girl is not an ordinary person, she is the granddaughter of the Taishi, Lin Zhuangyuan's daughter. ”

"Naturally, this young lady can't be invited at any time, so it's only natural to send someone to find out our level. ”

Zhao Gongzi, who was sitting on the main seat, catered to him, obviously a little unable to see Yang Ming.

After Yang Ming heard what this person said, he frowned, when did he become a subordinate?

"You can pull it down, this kid looks like a stupid hat, it's Lin Ruo who is deliberately perfunctory to our brothers!"

"Who the hell are you talking about being a stupid hat?"

Yang Ming was suddenly a little angry, stood up directly and walked in front of that Brother Song, and asked with one hand on his neck.

"Why does your mouth stink so much? Did you eat last night and didn't brush your teeth in the morning?"

"Call me a stupid hat, do you believe that I will call you a stupid hat?"

As he spoke, Yang Ming directly hit his head and directly knocked this Brother Song into a golden star.

"Hey, why are you still beating people!"

Zhao Gongzi, who was sitting in the main seat, slapped the table and stood up, but was pressed on the chair by Yang Ming.

"I beat you, are you not convinced?"

A stream of true qi condensed on Yang Ming's fist, Yang Ming glared at this Zhao Gongzi, and a force that could scare him so much that he peed his pants was suppressed.

This group of sons and brothers, usually just lip service, is very difficult to move.

Even the girls in the Qinglou are estimated to have more strength than them, and in the face of Yang Ming's violent threat, they can only honestly comply.

"Little Er! Serve!"

After cleaning up these people, only Yang Ming and the little fat man were left on the table.

Zhao Gongzi, as well as Brother Song, and the other two weak little scholars were standing by the wall with blue noses and swollen faces.

"Look at you, Ang, your strength is not very good, and you are still pretending to be an uncle in front of me?

"You're the uncle......"

Zhao Gongzi muttered in a low voice.

"You're going to give me a louder!"

Yang Ming directly threw a butt pad into Zhao Gongzi's face.

This time, Zhao Gongzi shouted loudly with a crying voice:

"You're an uncle!

"That's right, it's a little spirited, you, what Brother Song? Tell me, who is the uncle?"

Brother Song had just received a blow to the head, and he hadn't woken up yet, so he couldn't make a fart for a long time.

Okay, don't say yes, fart mat waiting.

A fart pad was thrown into Brother Song's face again.

"You're an uncle, you're an uncle!"

Brother Song shouted as if begging for mercy, Yang Ming is not an unreasonable person, the two young men in the back did not harm him, and he was a little more tolerant of those two people.

The shopkeeper hurriedly walked in, and was confused when he saw that the four masters were standing by the wall.

"What's the matter, gentlemen, what are you going to eat?"

"A chicken claw in soy sauce, a roast wheat with nine dragon roe, and a shrimp dumpling. ”

"Okay, this master, you wait a minute. ”

Xiao Er turned his head and wanted to leave after speaking, but was directly stopped by Yang Ming.

"Don't go, don't go, there's more!"

"A sauce money belly, a red crispy sausage, a boat porridge, a braised beef brisket, a cold melon roll!"

Not only was Xiao Er shocked by Yang Ming's appetite, but even Zhao Gongzi and the others looked at Yang Ming like monsters.

"This master, you came so many first, isn't it enough to order again?"

Yang Ming rolled his eyes and combined the menu.

"Another pot of Xiaofengming, hurry up, I'm hungry here!"

Isn't it, I didn't eat a mouthful of food in the cafeteria just now, and I was sent by Lin Ruo to deal with these few pieces of goods.

It's really unappetizing.

"What's your surname?"

Zhao Gongzi accosted Yang Ming, and was so frightened by Yang Ming's eyes that he hurriedly stood upright.

"Do you have a part to speak! Honestly stand for Lao Tzu!"

"This brother, what do you call it? ”

The little fat man gave Yang Ming a cup and presented Yang Ming with a pot of Xiaofengming tea brought by Xiao Er.

"It's still chubby and sensible, you four are all learning a little bit!"

"Ahem, I am the chief disciple of Lu Zhenren under the Qincha Lucheng of the Western Regions of Zhongshu Province, the first place in the Tianheng Mountain Hall test, and the little kitchen god Yang Ming, one of the nine chef kings of the Cloud Empire!"

Hearing such a long list of names, the little fat man was stunned.

"You're that Yang Ming?"

Zhao Gongzi asked in surprise, and the response to him was naturally a fart cushion.

"What is that Yang Ming! I am Yang Ming, Yang Ming is me, do you have any opinions?"

"Don't dare, don't dare, you are the little chef god Yang Ming who defeated the hidden tiger Tang Xin?"

"It's me, what, what's the matter with you?"

When Zhao Gongzi heard this, he directly knelt on the ground and cried, and hurriedly hugged Yang Ming's thigh.

"Brother Yang, I'll call you brother, let's mess with you!"

This sudden burst of snot and tears made Yang Ming feel overwhelmed.

The little fat man also seemed to have grabbed a life-saving straw, and hurriedly smiled at Yang Ming.

Speaking of which, this Hongmeng Academy is not a paradise.

In the first-level lecture hall of Hongmeng Academy, there are two well-known bullies!

One is Xiao Peng, the second young master of the Xiao family, and the other is Yuan Hengzhi, the young master of the Yuan family.

This Xiao Peng and Yuan Hengzhi are not good stubbles, one is the son of the Xiao family of officialdom, and the other is the descendant of the business giant Yuan family.

On weekdays, I naturally don't take Zhao Gongzi and the children of these small families in my eyes.

One of these two is responsible for bullying the weak, and the other is responsible for collecting protection money, and they cooperate perfectly.

These two bullies, the children of those big families disdain to deal with them, which leads to the two of them being unscrupulous.

Scholars from small families like Zhao Gongzi can only worship under the big family if they want to avoid being bullied by them.

However, the children of the big family of this Hongmeng Academy have basically graduated, and when they look at it, they don't know who to turn to for help.

In the first-level lecture hall, not only did he have to suffer Xiao Peng's anger, but he also had to pay Yuan Heng for protection money.

These small families are not comparable to these big families, and the living expenses given by the family are only four or five taels of silver a month.

This Yuan Hengzhi collects protection fees, and he has to collect three taels of silver at a time!

If you don't pay it, then what awaits you is endless harassment and trouble, and they have also tried to find Mr. to report the situation, but what is the result?

These two bullies are innocent in front of Mr., and their acting skills can be rated as the first role in Yunjing!

There was really no way, so Zhao Gongzi had to ask Miss Lin Ruo to administer justice in the name of this tea tasting poem.

After all, the granddaughter of the Taishi can be regarded as having a certain influence.

As a result, by mistake, Yang Ming was provoked.

"Damn, why didn't you say it earlier!"

"I'm chivalrous and brave Yang Shaoxia, isn't it natural to deal with this kind of bully!"

"I'll answer this for my senior sister! Tomorrow I'll go to the first-level school to teach them!"

Yang Ming bragged about it, he really didn't care about it, and it was really the true biography of Lao Lu.

So much so that when he reported the situation to Lin Ruo after he was full of wine and food, he received a heavy punch from Lin Ruo.

Lin Ruo was completely speechless, originally there was no need for her knowledge to come to a low-level school like Hongmeng Academy.

As a result, when she arrived in this broken place, she was harassed in various ways, and she originally pointed out that Yang Ming could help her resist something.

This kid is good, and he has caused a lot of bad things for him.

"Yang Ming, I remember that you promised not to cause trouble for me. ”

"Senior sister, the atmosphere at that time was coaxed there, and I couldn't do it if I didn't agree......"

Yang Ming has rough skin and thick flesh, and he is more resistant to beating, and Lin Ruo's fist has no other problems except for flying out a few meters.

"Don't you know, they hugged my thighs and cried there, and they all made me cry!"

"If I don't do them this favor, won't I become a bandit who eats rice?"

"You're not much smarter than a bandit!"

Lin Ruo poked Yang Ming's head with his hand.

"When can you stop causing trouble for me! and take care of this matter for me, tomorrow you will deal with Xiao Peng and Yuan Hengzhi yourself!"

"I'll be a ...... if I go by myself"

Yang Ming scratched his head, a little embarrassed.

"Then if I cripple them, will anyone trouble me?"

Lin Ruo was so angry that he couldn't speak.

"Idiot, Yang Ming, it's over to scare and scare them, why do you want to cripple them!"

Hu Yue can see better than Yang Ming.

"Isn't it good to be doing something to him when you leave the academy! It's taboo to fight in school. ”

It's over, this little girl is not a serious person.

It's only the first day of school, and Yang Ming can cause such a big mess.

If this really stays here for three months, Lin Ruo estimates that Hongmeng Academy will have to change its name.

Probably called a bandit den should be about the same.