Chapter 9: The Legendary Stick Comes Out of School
Continue to wait, because Li Lechen really wanted to know why a simple set of deep breaths, bending legs, straightening, raising hands, and putting down movements could actually increase his strength by nearly ten times. Obviously, this answer can only be asked to this female anchor.
At this moment, there was a knock on the door, accompanied by Wang Dazhuang's voice: "Li Lechen, open the door, I'm Dazhuang!"
This is the first time that Wang Dazhuang knocked on his door and reported his name. Isn't he afraid of attracting his own mother?
At least, Wang Dazhuang used to come quietly, with a USB flash drive, and then walked gently, leaving countless tissues.
Just thought about it for a few more seconds, the knock on the door became louder, and Wang Dazhuang became more impatient and not afraid of being discovered: "Open the door quickly, Li Lechen!
Li Lechen hurriedly turned off the live broadcast and went to open the door for Wang Dazhuang.
"Didn't you just come yesterday and come again today?" As soon as he opened the door, Li Lechen rolled his eyes at Wang Dazhuang.
Unlike in the past, every time the thief came over, he immediately rushed over and closed the curtains, this time Wang Dazhuang stood at the door, which made Li Lechen suspect that he was possessed by another person.
He stood in the doorway, still carrying the plastic bag full of summer homework. In fact, in that bag, there is also a 16G USB flash drive.
Today's Wang Dazhuang is really a little different, he is indeed arrogant, like this, it seems that he is really preaching and teaching to solve doubts.
Oh yes!
Wang Dazhuang can read, and sows can go up trees.
Wang Dazhuang was still arrogant, and sacrificed his Shang Fang sword: "My mother asked me to come over, let me stay with you for a while, it's okay to spend the night, study hard with you." โ
Hearing this, Li Lechen immediately knew what was going on. It's really hard for Uncle Chen to be dizzy for a while.
Anyway, it's better to be generous than to be sneaky.
"There's a pack in the towel desk drawer, don't get it on the ground for me!" Li Lechen instructed with a look of disdain.
Hearing this, Wang Dazhuang paused for a moment, rushed directly to the living room, sat on the sofa, and seemed to be very unhappy with his humming.
"Then what are you doing here?"
"You're done with your summer homework?"
Summer Vacation Homework ...... These words came out of Wang Dazhuang's mouth, and Li Lechen felt so amazing. In other words, if Wang Dazhuang is in the same class as him, he will not have to be at the bottom of every exam. Fortunately, it is said that after the third year of promotion, all the mock exams are ranked by the whole school, and with the chubby Wang Dazhuang at the bottom, Li Lechen suddenly felt comfortable.
"I won't change my homework during the summer vacation, I can do the multiple-choice questions casually, and I can write a few steps for the big questions, and I just need to deal with it. โ
This is Li Lechen's true thoughts, and he can be regarded as confiding in Wang Dazhuang.
As the saying goes, you really give me a lot, and I really give it back, although Wang Dazhuang was not moved by Li Lechen's words, he also released his private tricks: "The first mock exam at the beginning of school, the questions are all from the summer homework." โ
This is heavy news, absolutely, but the question is, how did Wang Dazhuang know?
In this regard, Wang Dazhuang was proud: "I have studied the first mock exam questions of our school's senior year in the past three years, compared with the summer homework, and found that all the questions, I am talking about all the questions, are from the summer homework. โ
Simply so!
Li Lechen really wanted to be impressed by Wang Dazhuang, he actually compared the test questions of the past three years with the summer vacation homework for the mock exam at the beginning of the semester. Crucially, he also used the word "research", and immediately raised this opportunistic approach to the level of technical theory and became lofty.
"Why don't you have anything to do with this?" Li Lechen was still puzzled.
Hearing this, Wang Dazhuang shuddered coldly: "Didn't you see my mother's big thick stick...... She said that if I took the first place in the mock test at the beginning of the school year, she would beat me with that stick until one of my legs or the stick broke. โ
โ......โ
That stick, Li Lechen has really seen it, and he thought that three dozen white bones were used finely, and he dared to love it was used by the school bully under the stick.
But then this trick is really good, and Wang Dazhuang, who has been thinking about masturbation all summer vacation, has been forced to become a scientific research expert.
"But what if you just know that the mock exam questions are related to the summer homework? Anyway, my summer vacation homework is messy, and it's useless for you to copy mine. โ
"Who wants to copy you, even if you do it seriously, I don't dare to copy it!" Wang Dazhuang snorted with his nostrils facing the sky.
โ......โ
Li Lechen really wanted to see Aunt Sun beat Wang Dazhuang with the stick of three dozen white bone spirits, and finally the stick was broken.
It is said that there is indeed such a kind of person, he does not speak, he feels that he owes a beating, and when he speaks, he feels that he owes a beating.
"I'm going to find a top student's summer homework to copy, and then shrink the twelve summer vacation test papers twenty times and make a cheat sheet. Wang Dazhuang said with a serious plan, "The printing shop at the back of our community said that it can be miniature and miniaturized, and it is absolutely high-definition." So the key to all the problems now is to find a top student and let us copy his homework, and everything will be fine. โ
Sure enough, the research was very thorough.
There are as many scumbags as there are students in the school, so it is not a problem to find a top student. Of course, it's a bit of a hassle to let you not copy it.
Huh?
What does "we" mean? What does Wang Dazhuang mean that he will copy it for himself and then copy it for himself? And then the two of them will make progress together, and jointly realize the dream of a great rejuvenation university?
Is there such a good thing in the world? Wang Dazhuang would be so selfless and dedicated?
Apparently not!
"Among the top ten top students, I think the most likely breakthrough is Zhou Mi. Wang Dazhuang said conclusively.
I know that this thing is not so simple, existence is useful!
"I'm actually very far away from Zhou Mi, and I don't usually have much contact...... Li Lechen pouted.
Zhou Mi is the son of Li Lechen's grandfather's brother, and the oil bottle brought by his second wife is indeed a cousin, but there is no blood relationship at all, and the law does not prohibit marriage.
Wang Dazhuang immediately waved his hand: "Cousin, cousin, this kind of relationship is still called a distant relationship? In ancient times, you were able to get married!"
"Poofโ"
People can't look good, names can't be pondered, don't look at Zhou Mi has a sweet-sounding name, but seeing her in person, it will definitely not make people feel any sweetness, it is an existence that can crush men in terms of physical strength and intelligence, and even in appearance.
It is said that women are made of water, and men are made of clay, but Zhou Mi is definitely made of cement.