Lin Xueji looked at the roommate in front of him who was about to shed tears and felt extremely strange, and asked, "Isn't it delicious?"

"No, it's delicious. Chen Xi was moved and wanted to cry. He and Su Jinya had been eating in the academy's cafeteria before, and the most important reason was that they couldn't cook, and of course, the food in the restaurant was too delicious.

Chen Xi's cooking skills are very poor, he can fry green vegetables into bitter black vegetables. Obviously, I wanted to make shredded pork with green peppers, but it became charred green peppers and fried pieces of meat of different sizes, and some of the pieces of meat were too big and tasteless, and some were like eating salt. The noodles he cooked were either undercooked or mushy and had to be nibbled on as dough.

As for Su Jinya, a dead otaku, he is even more imbecile, he can only pour boiling water into instant noodles, and tear open the packaging bag of snacks, two essential skills for dead houses.

"I was so happy that I wanted to cry when I thought about being able to eat such delicious food every day. ”

"Who said you have to cook every day? It's hard for me to breathe under the same roof as you pervert. ”

"If I don't breathe in the house and eat the delicious food you make every day, then I can live on oxygen cylinders in the house. ”

Lin Xueji thought of a freak at home who carried an oxygen cylinder all day long, and said in a helpless tone: "I always thought that you were just a little perverted in your heart, but if you appeared in front of me with an oxygen cylinder on your back and a respirator, I would think that you were a pervert from the inside out." I'll make you a piece of food and ask you not to do that horrific act. ”

"Xueji, you are so beautiful, have a great figure, and have good cooking skills, you will definitely be a good wife in the future."

"I know I'm fine, I don't need you to say it. Growing up, I had to carry a school bag twice as heavy as my peers home every day. It's just some idiot boys who always stuff love letters and all kinds of gifts into my school bag. I almost got hunchbacked, but luckily I was able to correct it. ”

"You have inherited the beauty that you shouldn't have at that age, it's really pitiful, I really want to hug that poor little Xueji. Also, if you're tired, wouldn't you just throw away the love letters?"

After all, it is someone else's mind, and a direct and merciless refusal in front of them will leave a psychological shadow on them. Anyway, after a long time, they will give up. ”

"That's not good, you'll be scolded, right?"

"yes, those girls are talking bad about me behind my back, scumbag, white lotus or something. I once tore up a love letter from a little fat man in front of him, and he ran home crying to commit suicide by jumping off a building, and then his parents came to the door. Annoyingly, my dad died when I was seven years old, and the little fat man's parents looked aggressive, and my mom kept apologizing. Later, my mother didn't blame me, and after my father died, she was always depressed, and I didn't want to trouble her anymore. So no matter what those girls say, I'll have to carry that heavy bag home in the future. ”

Chen Xi thought about his experience since he was a child, he had not been bullied on campus, but in his elementary school, junior high school, high school, there were always one or two people in the class who would be excluded or bullied, some because they were too weak, and some were too perfect people.

Lin Xueji belongs to the latter, everyone is amiable on the surface in the face of overly perfect people, but behind the scenes, they always say bad things to slander them, and want to find some dark sides from their glorious figures. It is always said that children are pure angels, but when these people bully others, they show a face full of evil. Some children think they are joking, but they end up ruining someone else's life.

"Then I came up with an idea, I gave those love letters to the old woman who collected the waste paper, and the treats were fed to the stray kittens and puppies. ”

"Good-looking skins are the same, and good-looking skins are one in a thousand interesting souls. If I could marry a girl like you who is beautiful, has a good figure, is kind-hearted, and is proficient in cooking, I am willing to reduce my life by ten years. ”

"You die, I won't marry you even if I marry a dog"

"Senior Big Dog already has Senior Sister Lin Di, what do you think of me? Wang, Wang, Wang. ”

", do you know Senior Sister Lin Di?"

"Yes, I have a good relationship with her, we escaped from a plane crash together, and we are still card friends at the mahjong table. She lost playing cards and owed me a beautiful girlfriend. Wait, I seem to suddenly understand something. ”

"No, you don't understand anything, hurry up and wash the dishes when you're done. ”

Lin Xueji recalled the senior sister who sent her to Zigrad College before, the senior sister named Lin Di looked very simple, kawaii, stupid and cute. The senior sister told her that the other dormitories were full, and only this one house had one room empty, and she was very enthusiastic to help her check in. Now she has a feeling of being sold in her heart, mainly because this trafficker is too cute, so that she has no guard against motherhood, and she will not think that she will lie to herself.

At night, Chen Xi, who was asleep, felt that someone was shaking his body, so sleepy, he didn't want to open his eyes, a girl's voice was calling his name, calling him to get up, the voice seemed to be far away, and very close, echoing, the sound was very good, like the ding dong sound of spring water hitting pebbles in the forest.

He opened his eyes with difficulty, and the surrounding environment was dark, but a beautiful girl appeared in front of him, and a beautiful girl appeared in front of him in the middle of the night, isn't this a common plot of horror movies?

But such a beautiful female ghost, even if she drains her yang energy, she won't feel regret or pain.

Speaking of beautiful female ghosts, he thought of chatting about Zhai, in the book, didn't Nie Xiaoqian and Ning Caichen live a happy and happy life without shame and impatience in the end? Ning Caichen was later admitted to the Jinshi, and he and Nie Xiaoqian applauded and gave birth to a son. People and ghosts can be smacked and forgotten, but they can still reproduce, and they can be regarded as fart people and ghosts. Ning Caichen later accepted another concubine, Xiaoqian and the concubine each had a son, and the three sons also became famous people when they grew up.

However, the girl in front of her does not have a deep ghostly aura on her, like the sun, the sun in the night. Come on, female ghost, do whatever you want on me and absorb my yang energy, his determined gaze wandering over the female ghost's body.

Chen Xi felt that he had been slapped in the face, and now he finally saw clearly, it was not a female ghost in front of him, but his roommate Lin Xueji.

"Pervert, don't stare at me with that nasty look. Lin Xueji said while holding her well-developed breasts. However, because it is summer, her pajamas are very thin and not so tightly sealed, and Chen Xi can see the uncovered white and tender skin of her SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas, which looks cute and charming.

"What are you doing in my room in the middle of the night? You still scold me for being perverted and beat me, my mind is a little messy now, and I always feel that there must be something strange about this matter. Chen Xi thought while covering the slap prints on his face.

"Did someone just die in that room before?" Lin Xueji said with some fear.

"Yes, but that guy is an otaku, if he really becomes a ghost, he will also be an otaku ghost, and the existence of the five scum of war. Moreover, he should not be interested in your type. He's a dead house with no sister who has been focusing on his sister for 20 years, and your type doesn't fit his aesthetics. ”

"I wanted to turn on the lights, but the power went out. ”

"The power went out at 12 to 6 o'clock. I was on the college's forum, and it was explained that a special laboratory of the college was going to conduct an experiment during this time that would drain the reserve power from the college's energy supply system. Others say that they are worried that they will damage their bodies by surfing the Internet all night. There's no official explanation anyway, you just have to remember that the power will go off at this point. ”

Chen Xi looked at the girl who didn't speak on the side, and said, "You can sleep next to me, I won't mind." ”

"Fuck off. ”

Chen Xi had to get out of the bed.

"Why don't you get dressed"

"It's normal, boys wear a pair of underwear to sleep" Chen Xi actually doesn't know how other people are, anyway, he only wears pajamas in the coldest winter, and the rest of the time he takes off only underwear, so that he sleeps comfortably, according to scientific studies, sleeping naked is conducive to sleep.

"I went to sleep on the couch. Sleep in my bed. ”

"No, you just sleep in this room. ”

"Are you afraid?"

"It's not. Lin Xueji said stiffly. But the slight trembling of her shoulders and the unnatural look on her face betrayed her.

"Oh. So you let me sleep in this room, but I can't sleep in the same bed with you, right?"

"Yes. ”

"Then I'll lay the floor. ”

"No, I'll just sleep on the ground. ”

"Are you sure you want to do this? If you sleep on the floor, I can secretly observe you from a high position in the bed, and I may accidentally roll off the bed when I sleep at night, and accidentally press on you, and I think it's better for me to sleep in the bed. ”

Lin Xueji didn't speak, her face was tangled, and she seemed to be in some kind of psychological struggle.

Chen Xi took out a quilt from the closet and spread it on the ground, and then got into the quilt. In fact, it is not bad to occasionally lay on the floor, when he was a child, there was only one air conditioner at home, so he made a floor in his parents' room. And he couldn't let a girl sleep on the floor, and he fell asleep on the bed next to him.

"Thank you. Lin Xueji was a little embarrassed to lie down in the quilt with Chen Xi's body temperature.

"Good Night"

"Good night, don't harass me at night, and don't think about me doing strange things. ”

I asked my brother if he agreed, and he said no, and he stubbornly raised his head and insisted on not bowing his head. ”

"You die, I'm going to sleep. ”