Chapter 15 A Thousand Miles of Marriage
Looking down further, the forum is about to fry, and countless single dogs are crying and shouting, all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred, and verbal criticism and crusade against Duan Lang.
"My goddess is in love, and my boyfriend is not me... Woooooooo
"The saddest thing in life is to look at the school girl who has been secretly in love for three years and throw yourself into the arms of scumbags!"
"What's even more tragic is that the goddess's garbage boyfriend is not as talented and handsome as I am, what is the reason!"
"The sky has no eyes! I want to be proud of my dragon and the jade tree in the wind, talented, Wen can raise the pen to control Loli, and Wu can set seven people in front of the bed. Advance can bully the body to fight Zhengtai, and retreat can be swallowed to welcome the crowd!
Why... I'm still a single dog?"
"I, Ye Liangchen, am not convinced, but I dare to fight!"
"Whoever is afraid of whom, come and come, hurt each other!"
"It's too dirty!" Bai Tingting's eyes were spicy, she decisively turned off her mobile phone, and muttered in a low voice: "Dirty, dirty! A bunch of undisciplined single dogs, this girl is looking for Duan Lang as her boyfriend, and she won't look for you perverts!"
"Ahh
"Oh, I'm dripping!"
"It's all Duan Lang in my mind, it's too weird!"
"I'm so shy! Am I guilty of nymphomania, how can this be?"
Bai Ma pushed open the door, walked into the room with a menacing attitude, looked at Bai Tingting, who was holding her mobile phone, closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep, and said angrily: "The dead girl was shocked, it was 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, and she didn't let her mother sleep, what did she peek at?"
Bai Tingting said shyly: "Mom, I memorized words in my dream, and I woke myself up!"
"The ghost only believes you!" Bai Ma sneered, turned around and walked out of the room.
Early morning!
The sun is shining and the sky is cloudless!
Duan Lang got up and remembered that the bicycle was left in school, and he didn't catch the second bus, so he finally walked into the school gate and found that he was late again.
In front of the gate of the teaching building, there were three dejected teenagers standing side by side, Ma Biao's mouth was foaming, pointing at the noses of the three of them, crackling and reprimanding, Jin Xiaofu was in it, and found Duan Lang coming over, squeezing his eyebrows and reminding him to run.
"Damn!" Duan Lang scratched his head, Ma Biao was full, ran to block the door and catch being late, and turned around to escape.
"Stop, come and punish the station!" Ma Biao roared angrily, and the sound was like thunder, echoing on the playground.
"Whew!" Duan Lang's face was full of bitterness, and he had no choice but to walk to Xiaopang and stand up.
"Stinky boy, I've been arresting students who are late for ten years, and I haven't been able to run away. Ma Biao said viciously.
"Director Ma, I didn't run!" Duan Lang was helpless, and the system prompt suddenly sounded in his heart.
"Ding! Red alert, the host encounters the one-eyed demon, and the combat power is 800 points!"
The little fairy came to mind, flew around anxiously, and reminded: "Don't act rashly as the host, one-eyed demons are ferocious by nature, feed on the flesh and blood of living people, and kill people without blinking!"
Duan Lang was shocked, sweat dripped down his forehead, he didn't dare to look at Ma Biao when he lowered his head, he had heard the legend of demons and monsters since he was a child, terrifying alien creatures, monsters extinct on the earth, often haunted this world, causing countless civilian casualties, and the tragedy of slaughtering the city and destroying the city has appeared.
I waited for twenty minutes, and there were ten people who were late.
Ma Biao's face was full of malice, he waved his big hand forward, and said fiercely: "A bunch of garbage scumbags, waste food alive, run ten laps around the playground, and have a long memory!"
The friends scrambled to be the first, talking and laughing and running forward, these teenagers were full of energy, jumping around and having nowhere to vent, running ten laps effortlessly, of course, there were exceptions.
Jin Xiaofu was sweating profusely, so tired that he couldn't breathe, others ran five laps, he just finished a lap, and he ran slowly, and his physical strength was very poor.
Duan Lang ran five laps, chased after the tired Jin Xiaofu, slowed down, and teased: "Xiaopang is too bad, if you marry a daughter-in-law in the future, you will have to plough half of the land, the old cow is tired first, and you have to help my brother!"
The corners of Jin Xiaofu's mouth twitched, and he fought back: "Get out! The school flowers dare to bubble, you have to die in front of me!"
Duan Langchun was proud, and said with a smile: "Hehe, it's useless to be envious, brother is like this!"
Jin Xiaofu said angrily: "Don't be smug, you have angered the fat man, and you will be killed by a fart!"
"Damn!" Duan Lang was very helpless, Xiaopang sat down with more than 200 catties, ordinary people really couldn't stand it, and whispered: "Xiaopang is angry! You are not a senior old bird on campus, do you know Ma Biao's details?"
Jin Xiaofu's expression was serious, he looked left and right at no one, and said in a low voice: "Brother Biao has been the director of teaching for ten years, I heard that he has practiced martial arts, not an ordinary cannon, no matter how bullish he is outside the school, he has to kneel when he meets Brother Biao, a school bully like Hu Lai, he can fly with a slap, he is so domineering!"
Duan Lang was secretly surprised, Ma Biao was so deeply hidden, the one-eyed demon lived in the city, he hadn't been discovered for ten years, his strength was conceivable, it was definitely not what he could deal with now, Ma Biao was the strongest master in the second!
"Don't think about Brother Biao, the school grass has organized an anti-wave alliance, and the suitors of the school flower have joined one after another, including the rich second generation, you are in danger this time!" Jin Xiaofu joked.
"Anti-Wave Alliance!" Duan Lang couldn't cry or laugh, he was too hateful, the bad guys formed a group to eliminate him, this hatred was so explosive, it seems that there is no one left!
"Haha, Brother Lang be careful, the school grass is not a school bully, he never takes action in person, and he likes to play yin behind his back the most!" Jin Xiaofu said with a wicked smile.
"In the face of absolute strength, any conspiracy and trickery are all vulnerable!" Duan Lang said unruly.
"Pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning, you be careful to hit the street!" Jin Xiaofu mocked.
After running ten laps one after another, Duan Lang stood on the playground, watching Jin Xiaofu finish two laps, panting and coming over, patting his beer belly with his fat hand, and said unruly: "After running ten laps, Pipi Shrimp, let's go!"
"Damn!" Duan Lang was speechless for a moment, looking around and not seeing Brother Biao, the dead fat man was so shameless, obviously he only ran two laps, and he cheated and ran ten laps.
The two walked into the teaching building side by side, Jin Xiaofu sorted out the three fat hairstyles, and boasted: "The fat master is witty!"
Duan Lang sneered: "Count you bull!"
In front of the classroom door, Jin Xiaofu shook his head and took the lead in pushing the door into the classroom, and a black shadow fell from the sky and accurately buckled his head.
Whoa!
The sewage splashed on the ground, Jin Xiaofu held a bucket above his head, and instantly became a soup chicken, the school uniform was completely soaked, wet from head to toe, the little fat chicken stood in place, and the whole person was stunned!
Hahahaha!
The classroom was full of laughter, cheerful banging on the desk, sharp whistles, and frying.
Duan Lang shook his head and smiled bitterly, ripped off the bucket above Xiaopang's head, and said that he was pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning, Xiaopang was too close to him, and the thunder was a little crooked, which affected the fish in the pond!
"Poof!" Jin Xiaofu spit out a mouthful of sewage, his face was red, he was so angry that he was smoking, and roared: "Your uncle, who dares to plot against the fat master, wait for me to catch you, throw you into the pit to eat Xiang!"