The bandits' lair, the hall of righteousness and gold.

"Eighteen, brother, I have been watching you fight alone with that group of damned officials and soldiers, but I didn't take my brother down to help you, it's not that I'm ruthless and unjust, it's because you're extremely smart and intelligent, you didn't bring anyone, and you didn't tell me to answer you, brother, I thought you must have a perfect plan, I was afraid that taking my brothers down would cause you chaos and ruin your plan, so I didn't dare to act rashly. However, brother, I always pay attention to the following situation, if you are in the slightest danger, I will rush down to fight side by side with you as soon as possible, really, I will never lie to you, I can swear to the sky!"

"The big boss doesn't need to be like this, I believe it, I fully believe it. Long Xiaoyao said, poured himself another bowl of water, took it up and drank it in one go, he couldn't do it, his mouth was dry, he was too thirsty.

"You really don't blame my brother?"

"Blame you? Why?" "It's too late for Young Master Ben to thank you for being a bastard, why should I blame you? Just kidding, if you take the bandits down and an officer or soldier dies at your hands, Young Master Ben will kill one less officer and soldier, and he will get one less "Yuan Force", and if the bandits are killed by one of the officials and soldiers, Young Master Ben will also get one less "Yuan Force". What's more, war is not child's play, once you start, there must be me without you, if you don't die, how can you just die? If you take people down, then the young master's loss will be great. Fortunately, you didn't take the bandits down, otherwise Young Master Ben would have screwed off your dog's head as soon as possible and kicked it as a ball.

"Uh, this ......"

"The big boss attaches great importance to love and righteousness, and righteousness is thin and cloudy, and I think I am still a little useful to Wanmushroom Mountain...... In short, no matter what, the big boss will not ignore my life and death. How is this possible? No, absolutely not! I don't believe it, I don't believe it! Unless, unless I ...... it."

"Unless what?"

"Unless the big boss's brain is pumped, it will never be possible!"

"Those who know me, the real eighteen brothers are also!" The big bandit leader was comfortably photographed by Long Xiaoyao, not to mention how happy he was, hehe smirked, his face was smiling like a chrysanthemum, and his heart was beautiful, sweeter than drinking honey water, and he was so old.

"Alas, I know the boss, but the boss doesn't know me very well, it's really sad, the thief's nose is cool, and the heart is cold. ”

Hearing this, the big bandit leader was unhappy, and couldn't help frowning, looking at Long Xiaoyao: "Eighteen brothers, why did you say this?"

"I fought with the officers and soldiers all night, but the big boss only cared about saying something irrelevant to me, but he didn't say a word about what he should say, and he didn't do anything at all, which is really unkind!"

"This ...... What do you mean?"

"Reward, I want a reward!"

"You, what do you want? gold and silver treasures, beautiful girls, or ...... In short, no matter what, if you open your mouth, as long as your brother can do it, it will definitely be as you wish. ”

"All the brothers have heard it, boss, you can't lie to me. ”

"A gentleman's words, the horse is difficult to chase. Brother, even though you say that you are right, I will not grant you anything you ask. ”

"Great, that's great! hehe......"

Laugh at you, you, laugh!

Gold, silver, jewelry, little maids, etc., Lao Tzu can give it to you, but if you dare to fight Lao Tzu's idea of being a concubine and a big boss, Lao Tzu swears that you will be a son of a bitch, and you will not die if your intestines are rotten!

The big bandit leader was ruthless in his heart, but he didn't show the slightest on his face, and opened his mouth very seriously: "Eighteen, what do you want?"

"You still don't understand?"

"You don't want my brother to abdicate and make way for Xian, do you?"

"The Great Master—"

"Okay, if you really want to be the big boss, you can, brother, I'll give it to you! Come, sit!" the big bandit leader stood up from the top of the throne as he spoke, and was about to give it to Long Xiaoyao, although he was scolding his mother in his heart and cursing Long Xiaoyao fiercely, but he didn't look serious, not like he was acting at all.

Alas, joke understand?

You dog, what a pig, stupid pig!

Long Xiaoyao shook his head and pretended to cry: "The big boss really doesn't understand me, it's really disappointing, my little liver is broken, and I can't stick it......"

"Eighteen, you, what the hell do you mean?"

"Big boss, can we stop playing here?"

"What the hell are you talking about? Brother, I don't understand, I really don't understand. ”

"Big boss, if you don't give up, then don't blame me for being polite. ”

"What do you mean?" The big bandit leader really didn't understand, and was very puzzled: "Eighteen, don't you play dumb riddles with my brother and me anymore?

"You're still playing!Okay, okay, okay, you're forcing me!" Long Xiaoyao said, his mouth open, and he took a bite on the table, directly biting off a piece of wood, and then chewing violently.

Hairy?

The big bandit leader was a little dumbfounded: "Eighteen, what are you doing?"

"What are you doing? You don't give me food, and I don't want to be starved to death, the tea in the kettle is empty, what can I do?" Long Xiaoyao said, very greedily glanced at the surrounding bandits, licked his lips, and looked like he was so hungry that he wanted to drool and want to pounce on it and chew it, and then he spread his hands again and said very helplessly: "But, you are all my brothers, I really can't talk about it." Of course, the most important thing is that I don't have any strength now, so I can't catch you at all, so I can only take this table first! When I finish eating the table, when I have energy, hehe, then you don't want to run, I want to eat you all!"

"You-"

"The big boss doesn't have to fight, I'll definitely eat you first!"

"You-"

"That's right, that's how I hold a grudge!, what's the matter, I'm afraid, I'm afraid, hurry, food, a lot of food, food!"

"Hehe, it turns out that you are hungry, scare me, I'm also-"

"Don't return the big boss, if you keep talking, my Five Organs Temple is really going to collapse, I don't believe you, it's going to turn the world upside down!" Long Xiaoyao said, stretching out his hand and pointing to his gurgling stomach......