Chapter 14: Simon Dandan

"There are bullets!

Dandan hurriedly shouted for fear of being buried in the ground.

"Hmm~ What are you afraid of~ Teasing you, I'm a good-hearted person, as long as I don't bully me, it's fine. I haven't been here for a long time, and if you look up, you will know where I came from. ”

Xiao Weitang smiled, put his hand into his arms and pinched the eggs~ Hmm~ Pinching the eggs?

"Look up, look at what?"

Dan Dan made a sound in his arms.

"Look at chapters 1 to 13 and read slowly. It's fourteen chapters now, and the rest hasn't been written yet, so I'll see what to do with these weapons. ”

Xiao Weitang squatted on the ground, took out a Glock pistol from the capsule, loaded it, and shot a bullet more than ten meters away.

"Well, there are bullets, but they don't have much use in this high-martial world. It's just a hidden weapon launcher, and there is no stinky old way ~ Heaven and Earth Monopoly Qiankun Reversal Needle ~ Powerful, poisonous, and dead wherever you pierce. ”

"Alas~ Let's take a step at a time, it's only fourteen chapters, you can't write it now!"

Xiao Weitang picked up the pistol and put a few spears on his back, took some of all kinds of ammunition, and there were still a lot of them left in the capsule, but he really couldn't hold them.

"Brother Xiao! It turns out that you have crossed over! Earth! You are from Earth! I didn't expect that there is a space-time transition technology and space folding technology on the earth~ I didn't notice it at all when I passed by the earth!"

Dandan cried out in surprise after reading the first thirteen chapters in his arms.

"Don't scream!

"Surprise me!"

"Don't put so many exclamation marks! Do you see that I have so many exclamation points!!"

"Learn the proper grammar well! Don't learn the wrong usage of online novels!"

"Full stop as a comma! Exclamation mark as a full stop!"

"From time to time, there are some ~~~~~, and a few words will be wrapped!"

"Not everyone is a Gu Long! In those days, Gu Long calculated the remuneration according to one line and one line!

Xiao Weitang was filled with righteous indignation, the chaos in the online literature industry is really not a day or two.

"Brother Xiao, you have a total of fifteen exclamation marks and five ~, and you have divided a total of seven lines into another paragraph. ”

Xiao Weitang stood silently, went over what he had just said in his mind, shook his head and walked down the mountain.

A long career as an online writer has destroyed the ability to express oneself normally.

No hysteria, no more cynicism, no more dozens of exclamation marks no one reads at all.

Many readers still don't vote for recommendations, don't collect them, and don't expect to subscribe later!

What do you tell me to do!!I'm desperate!!

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Along the fairly flat mountain road, Xiao Weitang walked back to the place where he first met Dandan.

The dust-free road on the ground was motionless, still the same as it had been two hours before.

"Alas, it's also an acquaintance, how can I not expose you to the wilderness of the corpse, let's bury it, well~water burial~~"

"Puff~Puff~~"

The two corpses were dragged into the abyss, and a school of fish slowly swam over.

"Don't eat ~ Don't eat, it's poisonous. Dandan~ You see how good I am, I can't bear to send them to death when I see these little fish. ”

"Brother Xiao is a good person, if I can put together the battleship in the future, I will travel around this infinite starry sky with Brother Xiao. ”

Dandan paid great attention to the wording and tone, and not a single exclamation point came out in the whole sentence.

"You can go wherever you want to fight the battleship, I still have to wait in this world to return to the earth, don't forget! You have to let me live forever, and you have to let me have power, and it is best to have money, status, women, and fame~~"

"Dandan, do you think I'm a little greedy?"

Xiao Weitang walked back along the road he came, and if he was lucky, he should still be able to touch the carriage left by the coachman.

Carrying a pile of guns and ammunition on his back, walking for hours was exhausting and exhausting.

"No, everyone is like that. People are not machines, so they naturally have seven emotions and six desires. Look at the demon just now, not only did he want all of these, but he also used despicable means to obtain them, and he yin you from the very beginning of the ring match. Brother Xiao, you are a righteous gentleman, straight to the point, people like you, being a friend is the best!"

"Uh-huh, Dandan, I find you very conscious. You can change your name! You can come up with a name of your own!"

Xiao Weitang nodded, reached out and patted the balls on his chest.

"Really?!Hmm~ Brother Xiao, how do you see Ximen blowing snow?"

"What? Simon Dandan, well~ barely. ”

Xiao Weitang shook his head and painfully agreed to Dandan's proposal.

"Hmm, Brother Xiao~ Didn't you let me think of my own name? Why is it still called Dandan?"

"You can think of your own name, but you have to add the word Dandan. It took me less than two hours to name someone for the first time when I was so old, which was too short. You can call your name to the outside world, you can call yourself Ximen Blowing Snow when you meet others, but I still call you Dandan, do you understand, Ximen Dandan~~"

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"Ahh

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"Damn! You're grumpy!"

"Xiao ~ Brother ~ No ~ Scolding ~ You ~ Fast ~ No ~ Electricity ~ Tomorrow ~ Day ~ Again ~~~"

Dandan's last sentence floated out, and the whole world immediately fell silent.

The bright moon in the sky is fortunate to witness the great process of Dandan's transformation from Dandan's Dandan's to Simon's Dandan.

Damn! I've written down the last two sentences! I'll give me an explanation tomorrow!

It's not over if you don't make it clear!

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Don't try to fool around! I've copied and pasted it all!

This must be a curse! Aliens can't scold me!

Xiao Wei Tang walked in the dark night with a huff, and the silence around him was refreshing.

After walking for another hour, the ~black car~ under the big tree finally appeared in my eyes.

There is an idiom you should know, the old horse knows the way, go by himself, just go to the botanical garden. ”

Xiao Weitang untied the reins and climbed into the carriage, and the whip in his hand was gently swung on the horse's buttocks.

The scenery on both sides immediately shifted backwards.

The old horse should be the ancient automatic navigation.

Sit in the cart for an hour and return to the botanical garden, and then you can take a ride back to Chengtianzong.

Get the reward in your hands first, and then see how it develops later, it's a joke to travel all over the world to find parts for an alien spaceship, and you don't have some money in your hand.

The carriage moved forward at a constant speed.

Xiao Weitang wrapped all the guns and ammunition he took out with a piece of blue cloth he found in the carriage.

It's good to hide your strength and give the villain a fatal blow at a critical moment.

Although it is not yet known where the villain is hiding, a fantasy novel without a villain certainly does not exist.

It's always time to prepare when your opponent doesn't know where decency is.