Chapter 180: Blind Date?!
Ling Feng's mouth was now wide open, looking at the person in front of him, the person who was the king of a country, and the emperor of this orc empire, the beast emperor, Owl-Beamon.
It was the second day of his arrival in Beamon City, and his current location was the palace of Beamon City, the main hall of the palace, where the Beast Emperor dealt with court affairs, and also where he received the envoys.
Ling Feng was standing in the center of the main hall now, he had prepared everything early this morning, put on that dress to worship the Beast Emperor, and then brought the greetings of the Tianxiang Emperor, and then handed the letter in his hand to the Beast Emperor. He was accompanied by Li Xiao, a diplomat who came with him, who was also a member of the Tianxiang Imperial Family.
This Beast Emperor is so strange, this is Ling Feng's first impression of the Beast Emperor in his heart, because he has been staring at himself non-stop since he came in, even if he wants to observe himself, it should be enough for a long time. Originally, I thought that this beast emperor would look at him like this because of his personality, but then he was sure that it was definitely not, and he should have a reason.
After the Beast Emperor took the letter, when he looked at the letter, he still looked at himself from time to time, and there was definitely a reason for that. It's just that he doesn't know why, but now he knows.
"Do you hold a beast god festival, or do you hold a blind date meeting?" No wonder I looked at myself, it turned out that this beast god festival had such a show, and I actually asked the representatives of all countries to choose a person of the opposite sex to accompany them to watch the ceremony, you must know that this ceremony will be held for a month, and it is strange that you get along for a month like this, and nothing happens.
"Didn't I make it clear just now? It's a friendly exchange, so that countries can better understand each other, it's not a blind date conference. The Beast Emperor retorted solemnly.
Ling Feng immediately replied: "Then why is it stipulated that the opposite sex should be chosen, this is not an obvious thing. Li Xiao, what do you want me to do......"
"Hehe......" Li Xiao let go of his hand and laughed dryly.
Damn, I'm not here for you, what time is it, who are you talking to, pay attention, okay? Why did I take this errand, knowing that this kid doesn't understand the occasion at all, no matter who the other party is, he dares to say anything. Now it's okay, I just started to directly question the words of the Beast Emperor, and I don't know if I will fight with him in the future.
It's not a bad thing to choose someone of the opposite sex to watch the ceremony together, anyway, you don't suffer, so why ask questions. Don't you like to be with girls very much? I used to rob people every day, but then I stopped robbing them, but there was a snow situation all day long, and now there are no women by your side, wouldn't it be nice to find one for you?
"Do you want to find a man to accompany you?" the Beast Emperor didn't care about Ling Feng's disrespect, and asked rhetorically.
"Don't!" Ling Feng replied directly without thinking about it. I don't want women anymore, why do I want men, I don't have ringworm of Longyang, uh, big brother, I didn't mean you.
"That's it, every man thinks like that. Women don't mind watching the ceremony with women, but men do, especially those they don't know. The Emperor then made a serious expression again: "That's why we decided to distribute it this way." ”
"Then don't accompany me, just watch the ceremony, just take a look at it yourself. Ling Feng didn't care that the other party was the Beast Emperor at all, he already felt that he had come this time, not only because of the few people in the family who had betrayed him, but also because the Beast Emperor in front of him also had a share. The more the Beast Emperor spoke like this, the more it proved that he had a part in it.
"If that's the case, why do we invite you here, it's just to take this opportunity to let everyone have a good exchange. ”
"Oh, do I have the right to refuse? I promise a person not to mess with flowers here. Ling Feng asked with little hope.
"No, I can't. This is normal communication, how can it be regarded as messing with flowers. The emperor refused, and then added: "Even if it is, you can't go back, you have just signed and signed and handed in the name tag." ”
"Signatures, nameplates, damn it, you're too insidious. Ling Feng was very puzzled when he heard these two terms, but when he thought about what he had just done, he knew that he had been yin. So he blurted out a scolding, scolding his father, Bai Yun and the emperor, and the beast emperor in front of him at the same time, scolding them for being sinister, as for the more ones, he didn't say it, firstly, he didn't like it, and secondly, the current occasion was not suitable.
It's no wonder that Ling Feng can't help himself like this, it turns out that he has been calculated from the beginning, what is to replace the crown prince, what is not good to let other princes come, it is all an excuse. And after arriving here, he was calculated by the beast emperor in front of him.
The signature, presumably the one just now, said that all countries should sign when they arrived, so that the host's family could arrange the entertainment. I just saw that the princes and princesses of other countries had signed on it, so I didn't care, so I signed it directly.
Now I understand, it turned out that this trick was used to hide the treaty, leaving only the place to sign for myself. This is the old way in the movie, just like Lao Liu signed a name for Lao Hong in "The Rich Corps", and it became Yangtze River No. 4 (uh, yes
This is a very classic movie, and book lovers who haven't seen it may wish to watch it
As for the name tag, you don't need to ask to know that it is the gold medal engraved with your name. No wonder I was first asked for a gold medal just now, saying that it was to prove my identity, and it turned out to be for this.
"Don't you know, they didn't tell you? Anyway, I don't care what you're doing, I just know that you've signed it, and now you have to do what it says. "The Beast Emperor made an expression that something had nothing to do with me, and I was not involved.
Just pretend. Ling Feng secretly said in his heart, he didn't expect orcs to be so insidious, it seems that the emperors of the world are generally black, and they are so insidious and cunning.
"Your Majesty the Beast Emperor! The people who come here should not be so clever and half male and female, and the proportion of male heirs in the mainland is much higher than that of female heirs, I think this time there should be more men and fewer women. For the sake of everyone, I decided to sacrifice myself, I let them choose first, "If you choose it, then it means nothing, I'm too talented." Ling Feng smugly had a wishful thinking in his heart.
However, the Beast Emperor's next words made his wishful thinking not work.
"You can rest assured, this time each country will bring one or two princesses or young ladies to watch the ceremony, I am not afraid that there are not enough women, but there are only more, no less. ”
"Princess, Miss, all of us Tianxiang came this time, and none of them were women, right?" Ling Feng looked at Li Xiao beside him, his eyes full of surprise.
"What do you mean, do you think I'm a woman?" Li Xiao said angrily, ignoring the fact that it was now the Beast Emperor. Being like this by Ling Feng, he forgot everything.
"Ah, no. I thought you were fairer-skinned than some girls. Ling Feng laughed.
"Ahem!" the Beast Emperor coughed a few times, reminding Ling Feng where this was as he looked at Li Xiao. It's like a girl, and her skin is a hundred times more delicate than mine.
If Ling Feng knew what the Beast Emperor was thinking, he would definitely laugh. Are you an orc, or a royal family, no matter how bad the skin of the human race is, it is more delicate than yours.
"You Tianxiang don't have a princess, and you don't have a lady to come, only you come to watch the ceremony. The words of the Beast Emperor explained the gender issue of Li Xiao.
"Oh, I see. But isn't it a disadvantage for other countries to suffer in this way, and for the sake of fairness, I still participate in your activities. Ling Feng said solemnly.
"You can top two people, or even more, so you don't have to think about it. "The Beast Emperor finally understood what the emperor said in the letter, he must first ask Ling Feng to sign and give him a name tag, and after everything is finalized, he will tell him the truth. Otherwise, he won't care who you are at all, and if you don't want to, you won't want to, just refuse.
This kid is so tough!!
"Forget it, since you insist on doing this, then whatever, anyway, I don't suffer, it's those princesses who suffer. I want to know how to choose people, can I choose them at will?" Ling Feng saw that the Beast Emperor was not entering, so he had no choice but to accept it helplessly.
"Of course not. We'll have a way of assigning who your temporary partner is. "The Beast Emperor looks very responsible, making people think that they will be carefully calculated and assigned the blind date, uh, the person who communicates. But in the end, no one knows how he calculated, and it became a mystery for the ages.
Draw lots, that's his method. This method that no one could have imagined, it is not that they did not think of this method, but no one would have thought that the Beast Emperor would use such a child's play method to solve this matter.
"Your Majesty the Beast Emperor, if it's okay, I'll go back first. Ling Feng saw that he had nothing to do if he stayed, so he prepared to go back first.
"Okay, you go back to rest first, it's hard to come here early in the morning after such a long journey. The Beast Emperor looked concerned, and then said another piece of news that made Ling Feng, this one was even better than the one just now.
"By the way, you have to prepare, after the Beast God Festival begins, it will be your turn. ”
“??”
Looking at Ling Feng's puzzled look, the Beast Emperor explained, "Even you, all the male representatives who come here will hold a competition to determine who is the first. ”
"For ......"
"No need to ask why you are participating, just like just now, you signed. ”
"I know, since you said this, you must have added this to it. What I want to ask is, why do we have to decide who is number one, and are you going to give some mystery prize?"
"Yes, it's the jackpot. Whoever gets first will marry my youngest daughter, Chrissy Beamon. ”
Ling Feng looked at the Beast Emperor for a while, his body was huge, much taller than ordinary people, the two horns on his forehead, soaring upwards, the two big fangs in his mouth, which made people fearful, and the beast hair on his body......
"I refuse !!"