Chapter 227: ...... with the Empress How many children do you want?
If you have merit, you will be rewarded, and if you have done it, you will be punished, and at this point, the empress has always been very wise.
Subsequently, the empress ignored Lin Zifan and gnawed directly...... Even the movements are not ladylike.
Fortunately, the empress is beautiful, her face is even more beautiful, no matter what she does, she looks very pleasing to the eye, even if she is holding a large piece of barbecue meat and gnawing on it......
"This ...... What's the situation?" As a result, a small piece of barbecue meat handed over by Ziyi made Lin Zifan a little dumbfounded.
I know that the empress, as a foodie, eats a lot of food, but now this situation seems to be a little too much, right?
"Your Majesty's exercises are a bit special, if you don't use that move, there is no problem, but that move will not only consume a lot of vitality, but also consume the essence in the body!"
"Therefore, after using that trick, Your Majesty will be very hungry and need to eat a lot of food with sufficient essence, and the meat of the fierce beast is the best choice. ”
Ziyi explained in a low voice.
"I see, this kind of 'perverted' move really has many restrictions......" Lin Zifan instantly understood.
"What did you say?" the empress twitched her ears and turned back instantly: "What pervert?"
"Ah...... No, nothing. Lin Zifan panicked instantly: "I mean that black water demon god is perverted, right, girl in purple?"
He winked at Ziyi, wanting Ziyi to cooperate, but the latter kept covering his mouth and snickering.
Fortunately, the empress is now competing with the delicious barbecue, and she has not paid attention to Lin Zifan, allowing him to 'escape......
"Master Lin, tell us what's going on, okay?" Yun Sheng came over at some point, her eyes blazing, obviously wondering what was going on.
Lin Zifan looked around, only to find that except for the empress, almost everyone looked at him, and his eyes were full of curiosity.
"Ahem...... Since you want to know so much, then this official will tell you about it!"
He instantly made up a perfect story in his mind, in which his image was tall and mighty, handsome and handsome, undisturbed, and all kinds of cowhides......
"Anyway, last night, the moon was dark and the wind was high, and I suddenly heard something strange coming!"
"In order not to alarm the other party, I quietly rushed over, and as a result, I found a terrifying guy with three heads and six arms covered in pitch black, who was preparing to attack our camp!"
"When I see it, it's still worth it, and immediately fight him!"
"Then he turned and ran, and I pursued him frantically after him, and this chase lasted all night, until His Majesty arrived, and finally subdued him......"
Women: "......"
"But...... Lord Lin ......" Tsing Yi said quietly: "Lord Yun said, you went to pee last night, and then you were kidnapped by the Black Water Demon God?"
"Could it be that this is not the case, is it that Lord Lin was scared to pee after seeing the Black Water Demon God?"
God is so scared to pee!
Lin Zifan jumped three feet high and almost scolded!
Who! Who is it? Who the hell invented it? Scared urine has been invented, can you be a little more avant-garde?
"Could it be that Lord Yun is mistaken?" Ziyi lightly mended the knife on the side......
"How is it possible?!" Yun Sheng sneered: "Although the strength of this squire is not too high, he thinks that he is by no means inferior to others in terms of tracking!"
"It was definitely urine last night, and it's still warm, it must have just been sprinkled not long ago!
Lin Zifan: "......"
"In this Black Water Ze, apart from Lord Lin, there are other men who can't do it? Black Water Demon God? With such strength, he must also be a woman! Besides, how could the Black Water Demon God run to pee near our camp? This is against common sense!"
Yunsheng's words, like a sharp knife, inserted Lin Zifan one after another......
But Lin Zifan still had nothing to say, and he couldn't find the words to refute......
He can brag in front of the empress, because of the empress's temperament, she will not be idle and bored to demolish him, but these guys ......
"Whatever you say, be it......"
Lin Zifan was defeated, who would have thought that they would be able to investigate so thoroughly? Especially Yunshang, who could even wipe Nima's urine, and even distinguish men and women from the smell? It was simply terrifying, right?
Seeing Lin Zifan's face full of helplessness and melancholy, all the women laughed, and then pestered Lin Zifan to tell the truth, Lin Zifan was helpless, and roughly described the process of his abduction, of course, he was finally able to cultivate or something, he didn't mention it......
In this way, there was nothing to say at all, I was startled, then I was stunned, and then I was taken to a small island, and then the empress arrived, fought the black water demon god, and finally was brought back by the empress herself......
But even so, the women still listened with relish.
made Lin Zifan have to sigh, the people in the feminist world ...... It's really boring!
"But that's right, in this ancient world, there is no electricity, no Internet, no mahjong chess and cards, and the entertainment method is basically zero, which seems to be really boring......"
"It's like China many years ago, people are very poor, there are no entertainment facilities, and there are not even electric lights at night, so there is nothing to do, only to make people ......"
The final result was that in those years, the fertility rate in China was terrible, and the husband and wife were embarrassed to speak if they did not have five or six children.
"Ahem......"
Thinking of this, Lin Zifan couldn't help coughing dryly and secretly looked at the empress.
If you marry the empress later...... How many children will there be?
After a while, Lin Zifan decided to give up on this headache. Because...... I can't get an answer!
There is nothing TT in this world, with the perfect posture and appearance of the empress, Lin Zifan feels that he can even if he never gets out of bed for the rest of his life......
Who knows how many children will be there by then?
......
Not long after, the empress and Lin Zifan were full of food and drink, and the time was only about two or three o'clock in the afternoon, which was still early......
"What you said before, what you are looking for is this Hei Shui Ze?" Next to Hei Shui Ze, the empress, Lin Zifan and others watched here under the scorching sun.
"Yes, Your Majesty. Lin Zifan nodded: "However, what the minister is looking for is not Hei Shuize, but ...... Black water within the Black Water Ze. ”
"Of course, it's more appropriate to call it asphalt!"
"Asphalt?" muttered the empress, and the rest of the people looked at each other curiously.
The word was so foreign to them that no one had ever heard of it, and they didn't even know what it was.
"yes, asphalt ......"
Lin Zifan smiled: "Your Majesty, it's actually quite good to go out for a walk, right?"
"I call this a private interview ...... Weifu," the empress emphasized.
"Yes, Your Majesty is a private visit to Weifu!" Lin Zifan twitched the corners of his mouth, happy: "However, now, the road is not good, the speed is not fast enough, and I am tired!"
"But with this asphalt, everything will change!"
"In your eyes, this black water is a forbidden area for life, but in my eyes, black water is ...... It's a huge treasure trove!"