"It's so beautiful!" Duan Lang was dumbfounded and muttered to himself: "Colonel Chu, do you believe in love at first sight?"

"Shut up! Look around again, gouge out your dog's eyes. Chu Xue's voice was like frost, her beautiful eyes flashed with murderous intent, she stared at Duan Lang with murderous aura, her delicate body trembled, and she had a feeling of being seen through.

"Hehe, don't be angry, I'll tell you a joke!" Duan Lang lay on the table and whispered.

Tang monks and apprentices were three, learning scriptures from the west, passing by Pansi Cave.

Bajie: Wow, there are so many female donors frolicking in the river, I want to go to the fate!

Tang Zeng: Bajie don't be impatient, your face is cute, it's not good to scare the female donor, Master go and see it first.

Bajie: Master, don't go, if you meet a female goblin, you won't be able to come back.

Tang Zeng smiled mysteriously: Don't be afraid! Master will look back when he sees it, the female goblin is very talkative.

Tang Zeng didn't come back, Bajie was taken aback, and hurried to find Brother Monkey.

Bajie: Senior brother is not good, Master let the female goblin take it away.

Brother Monkey: Bajie, why don't you protect Master, where is the Female Goblin Cave Mansion?

Bajie: The female goblin is frolicking by the river, and the master will never return?

Brother Monkey Circle: Frolicking by the river?

Bajie nodded again and again, and said in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner: Senior brother presses the formation, I will go to listen to the truth.

Brother Monkey: Be careful, female goblins eat people and don't spit out bones.

Bajie left, and he didn't go back, Brother Monkey was irritable and sneaked into the river, and found Tang Zeng and Bajie lying on the river and peeking, and many female goblins playing in the water.

"Bold and demonic, eat my grandson!" Brother Monkey angrily rushed into the river.

After Duan Lang finished telling the joke, he looked at Chu Xue's pretty face and smiled, "Why don't you laugh?"

Chu Xue's face was like frost, she glanced at Duan Lang with disgust, and said indifferently: "Idiot!"

Duan Lang smiled dryly: "It's okay, I'll tell you something even funnier." ”

Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu sat opposite each other and drank, while Diao Chan served on the side.

Dong Zhuo: There is a sable cicada in the lonely inside, and there is my child to protect the outside, and there is no worry inside and outside!

Lu Bu: The prime minister can't be careless, if the eldest lady kills her, the minister can't stop her.

Dong Zhuo: I'm afraid that she will do anything, a tigress, how can she have good kung fu.

Lu Bu: The prime minister's words are different, Diao Chan is too green, and the eldest lady is more flavorful!

Dong Zhuo: Lu Fengxian, you are so bold, how did you know?

Lu Bu was stunned: The prime minister was angry, and Feng Xian stood guard outside the door night and night, I heard it!

Dong Zhuo was furious: Lying bad...... You're kidding me!

Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo were merged, Diao Chan was stunned, and unexpectedly became the heroine of the beauty plan.

In the quiet classroom, Duan Lang's voice fell, and he said softly: "It's funny! This is a joke that I have treasured for many years..... Sure enough, it's an iceberg school flower, and the laughter is really high!"

Chu Xue stared at Duan Lang with round and beautiful eyes, glaring at Duan Lang angrily, listening to the messy connotation jokes, not to mention doing mock test questions, and couldn't concentrate on reading and reviewing.

"Don't be fierce, it's okay if you don't laugh, I'll tell you another joke!" Duan Lang smiled.

"Shut up!" Chu Xue was furious and said coldly: "Talk to me again, I will sue Tingting and say that you have insulted me!"

"Count you ruthless!" Duan Lang lay on the table, bored looking at his phone.

Luo Damei ran over, handed over a letter, and said coquettishly: "Boss, Brother Haodong's challenge book, are you going to fight!"

Duan Lang's eyes lit up, the cowhide envelope was dancing with three big characters of the challenge book, and he opened the envelope and looked at it, the content was as follows:

At eight o'clock tonight, the billiard hall of the Black Eight Empire, fight to the death, and it will be Sun Tzu who does not come.

Signed: Iron wire fist side Haodong

"Iron Fist!" Duan Lang's expression was serious.

It seems that Bian Haodong is really a master of ancient martial arts, iron line boxing is an internal boxing method, and the famous stunt of Tieqiao San, the head of the Ten Tigers in Guangdong, is both rigid and soft, powerful and domineering.

"Brother Haodong lives up to his name, that's a real cow pen, you can't beat him, it's better not to go, take me to the night market at night, where there are many fun and delicious food." Luo Damei whispered.

"Tell Bian Haodong, see you at night!" Duan Lang said without hesitation.

"The boss is so courageous, he deserves to be my male god!" Luo Damei turned and left.

Chu Xue took the challenge book, glanced at it, and said coldly: "Don't leave the school, you won't be able to come back when you leave the school." ”

Duan Lang smiled: "Haha, you spoke first, I didn't insult you." ”

Chu Xue said angrily: "Before the college entrance examination, you are not allowed to go out of school, otherwise you will bear the consequences." ”

Duan Lang said: "A gentleman's words, the horse is difficult to chase! Seeing that you are cold, you can't give the uncle a smile." ”

Chu Xue said coldly: "I think you are a joke, I ignore you, you go to death!"

Duan Lang was speechless for a moment, no wonder Chu Xue had never been at the same table, the dormitory was all lived alone, it turned out that her temper was so hot, with a natural air-conditioning effect, Bai Tingting had a really good temper, she could be a best friend with the iceberg school girl, and she got along very happily.

Half past seven in the evening!

In the dark night, a figure walked out of the darkness and stood in front of the door of the Black Eight Empire, the billiard hall signboard was very large, a glass door was wide open, the figure was suddenly transparent, and the invisible person walked into the billiard hall.

The billiard hall is brightly lit, there are eight billiards cases, and a group of young people are smoking cigarettes, playing billiards boringly, chatting and farting are not happy.

"Brother Haodong has a lot of pens, it's strange that Duan Lang dares to come!"

"Duan Lang is garbage, chasing school flowers is quite good, will he fight?"

"When it comes to one-on-one heads-up, Brother Haodong has never lost, Duan Lang is a fart. ”

"Duan Lang is also a generation of love saints, and he can chase the two school flowers at the same time, which makes people envious. ”

Bian Haodong was wearing a hurdle vest, holding a bucket of steaming instant noodles, squatting in the corner of the wall, eating so well, and there was a heavy golden nine-ring on the windowsill.

The door of the billiard hall opened, Huang Feng walked in with a cockscomb on his head, a mink coat, and a dog's legs, and looked at Bian Haodong with a smile.

"Huang Ershao is here, and the small shop is shining!" Bian Haodong said in a loud voice, holding up instant noodles to greet him.

"Ahem, cough, cough, there is a big smell of smoke, and the smell of instant noodles, your place is too bad!" Huang Feng coughed violently, his face was gloomy as water, and he swept around unpleasantly, a group of young people who were smoking and playing billiards.

"I didn't see Huang Ershao coming, so I pinched all the cigarettes and opened the window to let the air out. Bian Haodong waved his hand and looked around arrogantly.

The young people around scolded and scolded, and reluctantly snuffed out the cigarette butts, Huang Er was rich and powerful, and no one could afford to provoke these two ancestors, and it would be a catastrophe if they got it.

"I'm sorry! The environment of the small shop is not good, Huang Ershao should not be surprised. Bian Haodong spoke politely.

"You're also a small boss, just eat instant noodles for dinner!" Huang Feng said disdainfully.

"I just like this bite, Laotan sauerkraut instant noodles, plus intestines and eggs, not to mention how refreshing the taste is. Bian Haodongzui has not been idle, gulping down instant noodle soup, showing a sour expression.

"Don't look for a good place to go alone, I'll be ruthless!" Huang Feng sat down on the sofa.

"Duan Lang is a little mess, dare to touch my school girl, don't beat him out, my name is written upside down. Bian Haodong said domineeringly.

"Waste Duan Lang's legs, this young master has a lot of rewards. Huang Feng said coldly.

"Huang Ershao commanded, I will naturally do it! According to my strength, I can blow Duan Lang with one punch!" Bian Haodong sneered.