Chapter 19: Disgrace

The two passed by, Duan Lang walked onto the podium and took the exam papers.

"Duan Lang, you have made rapid progress in a short period of time, your learning methods are very useful, can you share them with your classmates?" Joanna seemed to smile and patted Duan Lang's shoulder heavily.

Duan Lang can't say that he is bitter, the golden silk cat has a desire to retaliate, he has a fart learning method, that is, he eats memory bread, if there is no system to help, he is still a scumbag at the end of the crane.

The audience was suffocated, and the students couldn't take their eyes off it, staring intently at Duan Lang.

The scumbag who has been the penultimate student in high school for three consecutive years, and suddenly took the first place in positive mathematics, there must be a magical learning method, and if you can get Duan Lang's learning method, won't your grades improve by leaps and bounds.

With his own results, surpassing Duan Lang is not the same as playing, and it is not hopeless to go to the capital city for the college entrance examination.

"Ahem, I'm not a top student, my learning method is ....... There is no way to learn!"

Duan Lang coughed twice, and said weakly: "My grades have always been very good, I study at home at night, I sleep in class during the day, and I don't answer the exam, just waiting for the final college entrance examination!"

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

The audience was in an uproar, and the students were indignant, staring at Duan Lang angrily, and scolding them.

"It's so shameless, this product is an actor!"

"No wonder it's always the first to last, it's all pretended!"

"Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, I deceived me and believed it!"

"This thing is so treacherous!"

Duan Lang smiled embarrassedly, pointed at Guan Youcai, who was stunned, and shouted: "Dead coffin board, you apologize immediately and give a thousand yuan red envelopes to the whole class!"

Guan Youcai was dumbfounded, his face was cloudy, and his heart exploded, he only had ten yuan in his pocket, and his prestige was less than a hundred, where could he issue a thousand yuan red envelopes.

"Duan Lang, let's talk about it after class, don't affect the teacher's class!"

"Don't talk nonsense, apologize and send red envelopes, the teacher doesn't mind, right!" Duan Lang stood on the podium and secretly pulled Qiao Mena's little hand.

Qiao Mena looked strange, raised her hand on Duan Lang's thigh, pinched it hard, spun it three times, and said coldly: "I'll go back to the office to get the information, and I'll be back immediately." As soon as the words fell, he walked out of the classroom proudly.

"Oh, thank you, teacher!" Duan Lang gasped, the pinch was too painful, and he guaranteed to pinch it.

The whole class was enthusiastic and shouted in unison.

"Apologize and send red envelopes!"

"Apologize and send red envelopes!"

“...！”

Looking around at the hostile classmates, Guan Youcai's face was like earth, showing a painful expression of constipation, bowing to Duan Lang on the podium, and said aggrievedly: "I'm sorry, I apologize!"

The classroom quieted down, and Duan Lang mocked: "The senior class leader apologized, in fact, you don't apologize, I really don't care, I just want to grab the red envelope, and the classmates think so too!" As soon as the words fell, he took out his mobile phone and shook it.

"Yes!" the whole class shouted in unison, all raising their hands and shaking their mobile phones, waiting to grab the red envelope.

"Don't say that you have to repay your debts, give out red envelopes!" Duan Lang said coldly.

"I, I, I...... Go to WC!" Guan Youcai's voice trembled, and he was about to rush out of the classroom.

"Stop! Duan Lang blocked the way.

"There is no one thousand in prestige, I'll make a call!" Guan Youcai said depressedly.

"Don't go out of the classroom, just hit it!" Duan Lang said.

Under the gaze of the surrounding classmates, Guan Youcai was sweating profusely, anxious like an ant on a hot pot, calling his parents, obviously he couldn't get money, so he could only call his friends, who could borrow him a thousand yuan!

Guan Youcai was helpless, and dialed more than a dozen calls in a row, and some people on the other side said that there was no money, some people directly did not borrow, some people hung up directly, and no one was willing to lend him money.

"Woo woo, I'm sorry classmates, I really don't have any money!" Guan Youcai howled and ran out of the classroom, disappearing into the narrow corridor like an injured little beast.

"Hey! A penny is difficult to defeat a hero, the ancients honestly don't deceive me!" Duan Lang sighed, feeling that he had done a little too much, just to complete the task, he could only grieve Guan Youcai.

There was a lot of discussion in the classroom, and the classmates slandered one after another, Guan Youcai has a problem with his character, he doesn't gamble if he has no money, why do he want to slap a swollen face and become fat, pretend to be a wolf with a big tail, and finally lose face, and he has no face to see people from now on.

"Brother Lang never said anything, I will send the thousand-yuan red envelope, and I will grab the red envelope. Duan Lang opened his prestige and threw out a thousand-yuan red envelope, and the harvest of the cash cow for a day was sent out.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced, pretending to be forced in front of the whole class, and getting 100 points for pretending to be forced!"

The audience was boiling instantly, and the students were enthusiastic, grabbing the red envelopes and expressing their gratitude.

"Thank you for the red envelope, Brother Lang is interesting!"

"Cow break, thank you boss!"

"Awesome, my brother!"

"Double-click 666!"

Five minutes later.

Qiao Mena floated into the classroom, stood on the podium and said, "Grab the red envelope, everyone is happy!"

The students shouted in unison, "Happy!"

Qiao Mena picked up the test paper and said with a smile: "It's good to be happy, let's start explaining the test paper now!"

Duan Lang lay on the table and pretended to sleep, and the voice of the little fairy sounded in his head.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the side quest, the squad leader is a hanger!"

"Ding! Get 500 pretending points, and the cumulative pretending value is 1600 points!"

"Ding! Gain the skill of driving proficiently, and from now on the sky and the underground sea, aircraft, tanks, aircraft carriers, all can be piloted. ”

"Great, I'm going to make money to buy a car. Duan Lang was ecstatic and opened his phone to check.

In the spiritual field, Doudou is napping under the cash cow, surrounded by half-human high rice fields, and pheasants and ducks are running around in the rice fields, leaving many eggs and ducks.

The three sheep take a leisurely walk, the snow-white wool is very eye-catching, the body is fat and strong, and the nutrition is good, so they can be slaughtered in advance.

Duan Lang's heart is full of flowers, a day in the spiritual field is a year, and if you raise it for a few days, you can have chickens and ducks into pieces, and lambs in flocks, and then there will be endless roast chicken and duck roast whole sheep, which makes people drool when they think about it.

Group Tips: Plunder Success!

Erlang God plundered the Wave God three times and obtained a pheasant and a handful of Lingmi.

Group Tips: Plunder Success!

The Howling Dog plundered the Wave God three times and obtained a pheasant and a wild duck.

Group Tips: Plunder Success!

The plague god plundered the wave god three times and obtained a duck egg.

Group Tips: Plunder Success!

The broom star plunders the wave god three times, and obtains an egg and a sheep.

Group Tips: Plunder Success!

The God of Wealth plundered the God of Waves three times and obtained two sheep!

"Ciao!" Duan Lang was full of black lines, looking at the three fat sheep, which disappeared from front of him in an instant, his heart was dripping blood, and his lungs were about to explode.

The group of immortals plundering was lively, and the gods and demons came out to bubble one after another.

Erlang God hugged his fist: Thank you for your help and teach the arrogant Langshen a lesson.

God of Wealth Dao: The Divine Monarch is polite, such a trivial matter is insignificant!

The plague god sneered: Boom, the wave god's house is rich in game, and it is just the right time to fight the tooth sacrifice!

Broom Star: It's been a long time since I've eaten roasted whole sheep, Brother Lang is so generous, I will visit next time.